Having such an intense sense memory of the aesthetics of the immediate post-9/11 era makes me want to die. The glue-sniffer from everyone's high school is now spearheading the American revenge tour. M16s, Oakleys, pork barbecue in the Green Zone. Someone is always playing "Down with the Sickness."
September 29, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Having such an intense sense memory of the aesthetics of the immediate post-9/11 era makes me want to die. The glue-sniffer from everyone's high school is now spearheading the American revenge tour. M16s, Oakleys, pork barbecue in the Green Zone. Someone is always playing "Down with the Sickness."
😎THE FUTURE’S SO BRIGHT #17😎
Holograms are tough to photograph, so the reflection of my phone was the best way to reveal Jose’s shades on this Upper Deck Denny’s card. Hmmm, I wonder why we don’t see the reflection of the bridge in his Oakleys. 🤷🏻♂️😆
Holograms are tough to photograph, so the reflection of my phone was the best way to reveal Jose’s shades on this Upper Deck Denny’s card. Hmmm, I wonder why we don’t see the reflection of the bridge in his Oakleys. 🤷🏻♂️😆
September 28, 2026 at 4:37 PM
😎THE FUTURE’S SO BRIGHT #17😎
Holograms are tough to photograph, so the reflection of my phone was the best way to reveal Jose’s shades on this Upper Deck Denny’s card. Hmmm, I wonder why we don’t see the reflection of the bridge in his Oakleys. 🤷🏻♂️😆
Holograms are tough to photograph, so the reflection of my phone was the best way to reveal Jose’s shades on this Upper Deck Denny’s card. Hmmm, I wonder why we don’t see the reflection of the bridge in his Oakleys. 🤷🏻♂️😆
It’s wild. Like i get that oakleys are expensive but the rest of it is just cheap crap. But the fact that it doesn’t even include the game is what is truly insane 😂
September 28, 2026 at 3:31 PM
It’s wild. Like i get that oakleys are expensive but the rest of it is just cheap crap. But the fact that it doesn’t even include the game is what is truly insane 😂
I’ve taken to calling it “redneck pop”. It’s not even made by and hardly actually made for “real” country people. “Country” fans are typically just suburbanites with pontoon boats and expensive SUVs. Songs for those longing for a New Dixie, those who take selfies with Oakleys on for Facebook pfps.
September 28, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I’ve taken to calling it “redneck pop”. It’s not even made by and hardly actually made for “real” country people. “Country” fans are typically just suburbanites with pontoon boats and expensive SUVs. Songs for those longing for a New Dixie, those who take selfies with Oakleys on for Facebook pfps.
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Peter Hollens - Have You Ever Felt That Nobody Was There
ALT: Peter Hollens - Have You Ever Felt That Nobody Was There
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September 28, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Scenes from Real America (Bradenton, FL): At a gas pump, a broad man in Oakleys and a "tactical" black t-shirt with his 13-year-old son, who is wearing a full baseball uniform. He says, "These prices hurt, but people forget what Biden did to us. Trump is a clown. This is bad. But people forget."
September 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Scenes from Real America (Bradenton, FL): At a gas pump, a broad man in Oakleys and a "tactical" black t-shirt with his 13-year-old son, who is wearing a full baseball uniform. He says, "These prices hurt, but people forget what Biden did to us. Trump is a clown. This is bad. But people forget."
Sorry babe, GTA 6 Oakleys stay on during sex.
September 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Sorry babe, GTA 6 Oakleys stay on during sex.
Apart from maybe the Oakleys it's a pretty shit collector's edition for that kind of money. :/
September 25, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Apart from maybe the Oakleys it's a pretty shit collector's edition for that kind of money. :/
Tesla bravely asking “what if a truck wore oakleys”
they made the semi's headlight go all the way across, because the boss definitely didn't need them to make it look more like the Cybertruck
September 25, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Tesla bravely asking “what if a truck wore oakleys”
My prescription glasses are Oakleys, but they're like 15 years old and holding strong!
September 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
My prescription glasses are Oakleys, but they're like 15 years old and holding strong!
Yeah, I hate Oakleys but they’re still pricey
September 25, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Yeah, I hate Oakleys but they’re still pricey
Well it does nothing for me. I would buy that alligator stash if it was seperate... Half the price of this is the Oakleys which can go for up to like $260, though I don't know how value is determined.
I dont wear Oakleys...
Im not an assistant defensive coordinator.
I dont wear Oakleys...
Im not an assistant defensive coordinator.
September 24, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Well it does nothing for me. I would buy that alligator stash if it was seperate... Half the price of this is the Oakleys which can go for up to like $260, though I don't know how value is determined.
I dont wear Oakleys...
Im not an assistant defensive coordinator.
I dont wear Oakleys...
Im not an assistant defensive coordinator.
GTA IV lockbox still holds my valuables and didn’t cost that much.
The Oakleys definitely drive the cost up but also THROW THE GAME IN (and no one wears Oakleys anymore)
The Oakleys definitely drive the cost up but also THROW THE GAME IN (and no one wears Oakleys anymore)
September 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
GTA IV lockbox still holds my valuables and didn’t cost that much.
The Oakleys definitely drive the cost up but also THROW THE GAME IN (and no one wears Oakleys anymore)
The Oakleys definitely drive the cost up but also THROW THE GAME IN (and no one wears Oakleys anymore)
Those Oakleys look like Ray-Ban Wayfarer IIs
The barspoon isn't bad either
But what is up with all of that alligator mascot? Like, that makes me want nothing from the entire box
The barspoon isn't bad either
But what is up with all of that alligator mascot? Like, that makes me want nothing from the entire box
September 24, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Those Oakleys look like Ray-Ban Wayfarer IIs
The barspoon isn't bad either
But what is up with all of that alligator mascot? Like, that makes me want nothing from the entire box
The barspoon isn't bad either
But what is up with all of that alligator mascot? Like, that makes me want nothing from the entire box
No, but you can get a really cool spoon and a pair of Oakleys.
September 24, 2026 at 8:08 PM
No, but you can get a really cool spoon and a pair of Oakleys.
Yeah separate tiers would be great, let people decide what and how much merch they would like. Would allow for more people to get stuff too and not have to fork out $400.
Those damn Oakleys probably make up half or more of the cost of that box 😂 Which yeah I'd just keep in box to not ruin
Those damn Oakleys probably make up half or more of the cost of that box 😂 Which yeah I'd just keep in box to not ruin
September 24, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Yeah separate tiers would be great, let people decide what and how much merch they would like. Would allow for more people to get stuff too and not have to fork out $400.
Those damn Oakleys probably make up half or more of the cost of that box 😂 Which yeah I'd just keep in box to not ruin
Those damn Oakleys probably make up half or more of the cost of that box 😂 Which yeah I'd just keep in box to not ruin
$400 For a box of crap.
It's like lootbox but you pay up front for a giant box of junk.
Oakleys are a solid brand, construction wise, but you can get solid shades for much cheaper.
These are going to be doorstops at indie game stores soon.
It's like lootbox but you pay up front for a giant box of junk.
Oakleys are a solid brand, construction wise, but you can get solid shades for much cheaper.
These are going to be doorstops at indie game stores soon.
GTA 6 is getting a $400 collector's set filled with Vice City-themed goodies from Oakley sunglasses to a bobblehead, but it won't include a copy of the game. bit.ly/4ynSran
September 24, 2026 at 7:37 PM
$400 For a box of crap.
It's like lootbox but you pay up front for a giant box of junk.
Oakleys are a solid brand, construction wise, but you can get solid shades for much cheaper.
These are going to be doorstops at indie game stores soon.
It's like lootbox but you pay up front for a giant box of junk.
Oakleys are a solid brand, construction wise, but you can get solid shades for much cheaper.
These are going to be doorstops at indie game stores soon.
At least offer some tiers, hell give me an empty steelbook lmao
Also, why are we shipping Oakleys? You know for a fact those are never leaving the box.
Also, why are we shipping Oakleys? You know for a fact those are never leaving the box.
September 24, 2026 at 7:24 PM
At least offer some tiers, hell give me an empty steelbook lmao
Also, why are we shipping Oakleys? You know for a fact those are never leaving the box.
Also, why are we shipping Oakleys? You know for a fact those are never leaving the box.
Not at all lol it actually looks fun & a neat in universe thing. But it doesn’t look $400 fun.
This looks like a $100 merch bundle box at most, I guess Oakleys are expensive? Idk it’s an easy skip for me. Lots of shows, movies, games have merch boxes, this just looks like a overpriced one of those
This looks like a $100 merch bundle box at most, I guess Oakleys are expensive? Idk it’s an easy skip for me. Lots of shows, movies, games have merch boxes, this just looks like a overpriced one of those
September 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Not at all lol it actually looks fun & a neat in universe thing. But it doesn’t look $400 fun.
This looks like a $100 merch bundle box at most, I guess Oakleys are expensive? Idk it’s an easy skip for me. Lots of shows, movies, games have merch boxes, this just looks like a overpriced one of those
This looks like a $100 merch bundle box at most, I guess Oakleys are expensive? Idk it’s an easy skip for me. Lots of shows, movies, games have merch boxes, this just looks like a overpriced one of those
brother these are the most basic-bitch oakleys you could possibly buy. there will be identical knockoffs available on the street tomorrow, don't reward them for this scam
September 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
brother these are the most basic-bitch oakleys you could possibly buy. there will be identical knockoffs available on the street tomorrow, don't reward them for this scam
Which is very very valid, but this isnt a collectors edition of it, its more an Oakleys tie in.
That said, it SHOULD include the game, thats just smart marketing
That said, it SHOULD include the game, thats just smart marketing
September 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Which is very very valid, but this isnt a collectors edition of it, its more an Oakleys tie in.
That said, it SHOULD include the game, thats just smart marketing
That said, it SHOULD include the game, thats just smart marketing
Apparently the Oakleys are why it’s so expensive but lmao like just get some cheap rayban knockoffs….
September 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Apparently the Oakleys are why it’s so expensive but lmao like just get some cheap rayban knockoffs….
To be fair to Rockstar, this is clearly an Oakleys tie in product, not intended to be a collectors edition of the game, and it should be covered as a tie in
September 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
To be fair to Rockstar, this is clearly an Oakleys tie in product, not intended to be a collectors edition of the game, and it should be covered as a tie in
So, this is mostly just a pair of Oakleys and a trucker cap
September 24, 2026 at 4:23 PM
So, this is mostly just a pair of Oakleys and a trucker cap