They just showed the most Oklahoma fan ever he had wraparound Oakleys so big they had their own Oakleys
September 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
They just showed the most Oklahoma fan ever he had wraparound Oakleys so big they had their own Oakleys
shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
December 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff
My man looks like he's asking where "my good Oakleys"
are
are
September 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
My man looks like he's asking where "my good Oakleys"
are
are
The Patron Saints of Wraparound Oakleys and Indictable Hard Drives are having one helluva time right now
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The Patron Saints of Wraparound Oakleys and Indictable Hard Drives are having one helluva time right now
I wonder where they got the idea to name their girls after Oakleys
March 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I wonder where they got the idea to name their girls after Oakleys
Wow. The illustrator’s rendering of the stupid tattoo, the white supremacy Oakleys, and the requisite mouth pussy are perfect. No notes.
Me on the way home from karaoke after drinking a bottle of soju: ohhh that’s my website
December 6, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Wow. The illustrator’s rendering of the stupid tattoo, the white supremacy Oakleys, and the requisite mouth pussy are perfect. No notes.
It was white men wearing Oakleys in their avatar all along. *theme music continues*
Based on the information we have now, young white men were more likely to support Harris than any other age group.
Man-O-Sphere garbage is clearly a problem but Gen X white dudes are more right-wing and far more likely to vote.
Man-O-Sphere garbage is clearly a problem but Gen X white dudes are more right-wing and far more likely to vote.
November 9, 2024 at 4:01 PM
It was white men wearing Oakleys in their avatar all along. *theme music continues*
And his wrap-around Oakleys.
August 26, 2026 at 2:25 PM
And his wrap-around Oakleys.
saw some Amish people wearing Oakleys and my sense of time and space glitched out
July 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
saw some Amish people wearing Oakleys and my sense of time and space glitched out
So a standing army of unaccountable masked stormtroopers in fucking Oakleys
July 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
So a standing army of unaccountable masked stormtroopers in fucking Oakleys
Like it might as well be Oakleys and a backwards ballcap in the driver's seat of an F150
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Like it might as well be Oakleys and a backwards ballcap in the driver's seat of an F150
If they'd been invented yet Genghis Khan would have worn Oakleys
July 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If they'd been invented yet Genghis Khan would have worn Oakleys
Whichever team wins should absolutely accept Trump's invitation to the White House but then show up dressed in mismatched camo gear, Oakleys and black masks.
First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president.
October 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Whichever team wins should absolutely accept Trump's invitation to the White House but then show up dressed in mismatched camo gear, Oakleys and black masks.
The Oakleys are only for taking selfies inside the car
August 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
The Oakleys are only for taking selfies inside the car
Dog just needs some upside down Oakleys on the back of his head
July 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Dog just needs some upside down Oakleys on the back of his head
A Dude Where's My Car-style stoner comedy but it's about two guys in Oakleys driving around the exurbs looking for horse paste
February 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
A Dude Where's My Car-style stoner comedy but it's about two guys in Oakleys driving around the exurbs looking for horse paste
somehow lapping the cop oakleys as the least cool sunglasses in under a year
August 29, 2026 at 5:14 PM
somehow lapping the cop oakleys as the least cool sunglasses in under a year
I’m generally pretty cautious, but if I’m skiing and catch someone saying “hey meta what’s my elevation” to their oakleys, I’m gonna crash into them just because it’s the right thing to do
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’m generally pretty cautious, but if I’m skiing and catch someone saying “hey meta what’s my elevation” to their oakleys, I’m gonna crash into them just because it’s the right thing to do
thinking about becoming one of those middle aged guys who wears wraparound oakleys everywhere
July 1, 2026 at 1:40 PM
thinking about becoming one of those middle aged guys who wears wraparound oakleys everywhere
Ironically, I think Krissy owns a pair of Oakleys
September 11, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Ironically, I think Krissy owns a pair of Oakleys
Our Anvils have piles of Oakleys under them 😎
January 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Our Anvils have piles of Oakleys under them 😎
Me as a mohawked rubber bear with Oakleys by @kemonoharu.bsky.social - just love it.
May 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Me as a mohawked rubber bear with Oakleys by @kemonoharu.bsky.social - just love it.
"Line Beard with J6er Oakleys Tiger" is up there for me
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
"Line Beard with J6er Oakleys Tiger" is up there for me
divorced dudes in oakleys not beating the allegations
July 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
divorced dudes in oakleys not beating the allegations
cheeky oakleys to take a break from inking comic pages
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
cheeky oakleys to take a break from inking comic pages