Once in a lifetime odds. 😅
September 20, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Once in a lifetime odds. 😅
JPMorgan raises recession odds this year to 60%.
April 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
JPMorgan raises recession odds this year to 60%.
May the odds be ever in your favor
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
May the odds be ever in your favor
Against all odds, Joni Ernst has made it worse
May 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Against all odds, Joni Ernst has made it worse
So what are the odds that Elon moves into the Lincoln Bedroom?
December 6, 2024 at 5:44 PM
So what are the odds that Elon moves into the Lincoln Bedroom?
I like our odds against Tampa Bay in 30 degree weather.
April 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I like our odds against Tampa Bay in 30 degree weather.
what are the odds
Per Texas media, it’s looking like +100K registrations were affected. Secretary of State is saying that it shouldn’t affect voting.
September 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
what are the odds
ok what are the odds
August 18, 2026 at 2:18 PM
ok what are the odds
Against all odds, looks like we’re announcing this tomorrow morning. (No, it’s not Infowars… yet?)
The Onion has made maybe the funniest thing we've ever done and I can't talk about it yet and it is killing me.
September 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Against all odds, looks like we’re announcing this tomorrow morning. (No, it’s not Infowars… yet?)
"Migrants, may the odds be ever in your favor.” - Kristi Noem
May 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"Migrants, may the odds be ever in your favor.” - Kristi Noem
I like these odds.
The house is starting another Jan 6 committee.
I actually look forward to re-litigating this. Let’s do it.
187 minutes of watching people assault cops, then pardoning them
Bring it on Mike
I actually look forward to re-litigating this. Let’s do it.
187 minutes of watching people assault cops, then pardoning them
Bring it on Mike
January 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I like these odds.
3 presidents have died on the 4th of july
i like those odds
i like those odds
July 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
3 presidents have died on the 4th of july
i like those odds
i like those odds
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
Polymarket: 99-1 odds against the president praising Allah on Easter.
Trump:
Trump:
April 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Polymarket: 99-1 odds against the president praising Allah on Easter.
Trump:
Trump:
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds?
Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
May 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds?
Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
Against all odds…alive
December 8, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Against all odds…alive
so what are the odds that this will get as much play as “deplorables?”
Trump in Aurora: "The enemy from within. All the scum that we have to deal with that hate our country. That's a bigger enemy than China and Russia."
October 11, 2024 at 9:57 PM
so what are the odds that this will get as much play as “deplorables?”
Man Given 6 Months To Live Beats Odds By Dying In 2 https://theonion.com/man-given-6-months-to-live-beats-odds-by-dying-in-2/
September 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man Given 6 Months To Live Beats Odds By Dying In 2 https://theonion.com/man-given-6-months-to-live-beats-odds-by-dying-in-2/
❤️🫰 Phil Collins - Against All Odds
October 4, 2024 at 8:49 PM
❤️🫰 Phil Collins - Against All Odds
I just want to thank the democratic senators on the armed services committee who stood up and fought, despite the odds, for the American people today.
January 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I just want to thank the democratic senators on the armed services committee who stood up and fought, despite the odds, for the American people today.
Against all odds, the survivors kept fighting.
This victory is theirs.
This victory is theirs.
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Against all odds, the survivors kept fighting.
This victory is theirs.
This victory is theirs.
what are the odds he’s just pump and dumping the nasdaq
April 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
what are the odds he’s just pump and dumping the nasdaq
Reuters: JPMORGAN CEO SAYS ODDS OF A RECESSION ARE AT 50%
April 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Reuters: JPMORGAN CEO SAYS ODDS OF A RECESSION ARE AT 50%