#odds
Once in a lifetime odds. 😅
September 20, 2026 at 8:39 PM
JPMorgan raises recession odds this year to 60%.
April 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
May the odds be ever in your favor
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Against all odds, Joni Ernst has made it worse
May 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So what are the odds that Elon moves into the Lincoln Bedroom?
December 6, 2024 at 5:44 PM
COME ON
August 30, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I like our odds against Tampa Bay in 30 degree weather.
April 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
what are the odds
Per Texas media, it’s looking like +100K registrations were affected. Secretary of State is saying that it shouldn’t affect voting.
September 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
ok what are the odds
August 18, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Against all odds, looks like we’re announcing this tomorrow morning. (No, it’s not Infowars… yet?)
The Onion has made maybe the funniest thing we've ever done and I can't talk about it yet and it is killing me.
September 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"Migrants, may the odds be ever in your favor.” - Kristi Noem
May 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I like these odds.
The house is starting another Jan 6 committee.

I actually look forward to re-litigating this. Let’s do it.

187 minutes of watching people assault cops, then pardoning them

Bring it on Mike
January 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
3 presidents have died on the 4th of july

i like those odds
July 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Polymarket: 99-1 odds against the president praising Allah on Easter.

Trump:
April 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds?

Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
May 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Against all odds…alive
December 8, 2024 at 6:35 AM
so what are the odds that this will get as much play as “deplorables?”
Trump in Aurora: "The enemy from within. All the scum that we have to deal with that hate our country. That's a bigger enemy than China and Russia."
October 11, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Man Given 6 Months To Live Beats Odds By Dying In 2 https://theonion.com/man-given-6-months-to-live-beats-odds-by-dying-in-2/
September 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
❤️🫰 Phil Collins - Against All Odds
October 4, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I just want to thank the democratic senators on the armed services committee who stood up and fought, despite the odds, for the American people today.
January 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Against all odds, the survivors kept fighting.

This victory is theirs.
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
what are the odds he’s just pump and dumping the nasdaq
April 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Reuters: JPMORGAN CEO SAYS ODDS OF A RECESSION ARE AT 50%
April 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM