Haley Stevens Threatens To Endorse One Republican Every Hour Until Demands Met https://theonion.com/haley-stevens-threatens-to-endorse-one-republican-every-hour-until-demands-met/
November 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Haley Stevens Threatens To Endorse One Republican Every Hour Until Demands Met https://theonion.com/haley-stevens-threatens-to-endorse-one-republican-every-hour-until-demands-met/
November 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Loving this one!
November 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Loving this one!
You've really gotta watch this. It's like peak Shaq going one on one with McLovin.
Bari Weiss's resident hack Ross Douthat made a complete fool of himself on 60 Minutes, trying to claim the Saudi lobby has the same grip on Washington as AIPAC. Abdul El-Sayed immediately crushed him: 'AIPAC spent $33 million against me alone! Name another lobby doing that.' It has to make sense!🗳️🌊
November 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
You've really gotta watch this. It's like peak Shaq going one on one with McLovin.
Remember when that one ate absolute shit that one time?
November 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Remember when that one ate absolute shit that one time?
the one night a year where you're legally allowed to lib out
November 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
the one night a year where you're legally allowed to lib out
genuinely one of the most shocking results i've ever seen
Andrews is going to win SC by 8 points.
I'm completely shocked.
I'm completely shocked.
November 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
genuinely one of the most shocking results i've ever seen
Every. Single. One.
October 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Every. Single. One.
One of the best replies EVER!
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October 31, 2026 at 11:41 PM
One of the best replies EVER!
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Montgomery County, OH. Population 537,309. One place you can vote early.
November 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Montgomery County, OH. Population 537,309. One place you can vote early.
i support daylight savings time bc it gives us one more hour of wearing fall clothes and one less hour we have to wear summer clothes
November 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
i support daylight savings time bc it gives us one more hour of wearing fall clothes and one less hour we have to wear summer clothes
forgor to post dis one too
November 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
forgor to post dis one too
NO ONE SHOULD BE ARRESTED UNDER TERROR LAWS FOR HOLDING A SIGN.
NO ONE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR PEACEFULLY PROTESTING.
THIS HAS TO STOP.
NO ONE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR PEACEFULLY PROTESTING.
THIS HAS TO STOP.
November 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
NO ONE SHOULD BE ARRESTED UNDER TERROR LAWS FOR HOLDING A SIGN.
NO ONE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR PEACEFULLY PROTESTING.
THIS HAS TO STOP.
NO ONE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR PEACEFULLY PROTESTING.
THIS HAS TO STOP.
"will someone break into the house and drag one of us from our kitchen table" is perhaps the ultimate kitchen table issue, one might say
I hear Dem operatives going on about how kitchen table issues matter. They do. But why the huge and disproportionate surge in black and Latino turnout? Surely it has to do with assaults on civil rights and immigrants. Democracy may not matter much to Dem operatives; it matters to lots of Dem voters.
November 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
"will someone break into the house and drag one of us from our kitchen table" is perhaps the ultimate kitchen table issue, one might say
Congressman Jim Clyburn lays out the stakes in this election and the unmistakable power of even just one vote. One vote can change the course of history. Grateful for the Congressman's support and leadership.
November 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Congressman Jim Clyburn lays out the stakes in this election and the unmistakable power of even just one vote. One vote can change the course of history. Grateful for the Congressman's support and leadership.
This is legitimately one of the weirdest TV appearances I’ve ever seen. One day we might even laugh about this.
ANDERSON COOPER: Do you want Democrats to win control of the Senate?
HALEY STEVENS: I absolutely do
COOPER: ...
HALEY STEVENS: I absolutely do
COOPER: ...
November 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
This is legitimately one of the weirdest TV appearances I’ve ever seen. One day we might even laugh about this.
100 events.
100 days.
All across Maine.
And we’re not done yet.
We’ve built this campaign together, one town, one conversation, one Mainer at a time.
Now we have one more day to leave it all on the field.
Let’s go win this thing.
Vote November 3.
100 days.
All across Maine.
And we’re not done yet.
We’ve built this campaign together, one town, one conversation, one Mainer at a time.
Now we have one more day to leave it all on the field.
Let’s go win this thing.
Vote November 3.
November 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
100 events.
100 days.
All across Maine.
And we’re not done yet.
We’ve built this campaign together, one town, one conversation, one Mainer at a time.
Now we have one more day to leave it all on the field.
Let’s go win this thing.
Vote November 3.
100 days.
All across Maine.
And we’re not done yet.
We’ve built this campaign together, one town, one conversation, one Mainer at a time.
Now we have one more day to leave it all on the field.
Let’s go win this thing.
Vote November 3.
The Haley Stevens: two parts anti-Muslim racism, one part cynical invocation of Black voters, one part instrumentalization of Jewish voters. The most disgusting cocktail ever served.
November 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The Haley Stevens: two parts anti-Muslim racism, one part cynical invocation of Black voters, one part instrumentalization of Jewish voters. The most disgusting cocktail ever served.
Every single motherfucking one of them
October 31, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Every single motherfucking one of them
This is a whole essay on labor and identity in one image.
Angie Nixon calls out Sean O'Brien of the Teamsters for voting for and endorsing an anti-union Republican over a union organizer who walked the picket line with him and Teamsters
November 3, 2026 at 12:48 PM
This is a whole essay on labor and identity in one image.
One of the best fighters we’ve got. Hoping for a full and speedy recovery.
Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) suffered a stroke yesterday after experiencing numbness in his arm while attending his son’s hockey game, according to his chief of staff.
Murphy is awake, alert, and responding well to treatment at Johns Hopkins...
Murphy is awake, alert, and responding well to treatment at Johns Hopkins...
November 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
One of the best fighters we’ve got. Hoping for a full and speedy recovery.
this is gonna be one fun fishing trip!
November 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
this is gonna be one fun fishing trip!
It's one of those days
November 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
It's one of those days
