yes. vance is optimized for green rooms. MTG is optimized for social media.
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
yes. vance is optimized for green rooms. MTG is optimized for social media.
a dorito optimized for fiber on the other hand would be a massively important public health intervention
i do not need my doritos to be packed with protein, they are beautiful and perfect the way they are
July 22, 2026 at 11:07 PM
a dorito optimized for fiber on the other hand would be a massively important public health intervention
November 22, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Pink haired women are optimized to get fat
June 29, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Pink haired women are optimized to get fat
Bluesky is not optimized for the nosy community
August 28, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Bluesky is not optimized for the nosy community
Hyper-optimized capitalist supplychains are extraordinarily brittle.
October 5, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Hyper-optimized capitalist supplychains are extraordinarily brittle.
It’s funny to read over the alleged shooter’s posts and reflect that X is now optimized for precisely this Type of Guy
December 9, 2024 at 7:37 PM
It’s funny to read over the alleged shooter’s posts and reflect that X is now optimized for precisely this Type of Guy
Yes, you’re right, sexed up and optimized to TikTok.
March 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Yes, you’re right, sexed up and optimized to TikTok.
breeding optimized enough? uwu
July 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
breeding optimized enough? uwu
The fast food industry has screwed itself over. We go for fast food because it's it's decent, fast, cheap food.
The food's been profit optimized, so "decent" is questionable.
They optimized for Doordash, and without beverage sales they can't be cheap.
And staffing cutbacks mean they aren't fast.
The food's been profit optimized, so "decent" is questionable.
They optimized for Doordash, and without beverage sales they can't be cheap.
And staffing cutbacks mean they aren't fast.
September 24, 2026 at 12:22 PM
The fast food industry has screwed itself over. We go for fast food because it's it's decent, fast, cheap food.
The food's been profit optimized, so "decent" is questionable.
They optimized for Doordash, and without beverage sales they can't be cheap.
And staffing cutbacks mean they aren't fast.
The food's been profit optimized, so "decent" is questionable.
They optimized for Doordash, and without beverage sales they can't be cheap.
And staffing cutbacks mean they aren't fast.
Their coalition is no longer well optimized for midterms
September 24, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Their coalition is no longer well optimized for midterms
highly-optimized digestion machines
September 24, 2026 at 3:58 AM
highly-optimized digestion machines
August 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Anyone who plays Stardew more optimized than me is a soulless capitalist sucking all the fun out of a relaxing game. Anyone who plays Stardew less optimized than me is a foolish stooge who doesn't understand strategy
August 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Anyone who plays Stardew more optimized than me is a soulless capitalist sucking all the fun out of a relaxing game. Anyone who plays Stardew less optimized than me is a foolish stooge who doesn't understand strategy
Literally everything.
Every bad thing about policing is optimized for under current models of "AI."
Every bad thing about policing is optimized for under current models of "AI."
Every bad thing about policing is optimized for under current models of "AI."
Every bad thing about policing is optimized
Every bad thing about policing is optimized for under current models of "AI."
Every bad thing about policing is optimized for under current models of "AI."
Every bad thing about policing is optimized for under current models of "AI."
Every bad thing about policing is optimized
February 12, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Literally everything.
Every bad thing about policing is optimized for under current models of "AI."
Every bad thing about policing is optimized for under current models of "AI."
Every bad thing about policing is optimized for under current models of "AI."
Every bad thing about policing is optimized
Every bad thing about policing is optimized for under current models of "AI."
Every bad thing about policing is optimized for under current models of "AI."
Every bad thing about policing is optimized for under current models of "AI."
Every bad thing about policing is optimized
We built modern society on a single, unspoken commandment:
Thou shalt grow the GDP forever.
We optimized everything for this number. But we forgot one critical detail. The denominator is fixed. 🧵👇
Thou shalt grow the GDP forever.
We optimized everything for this number. But we forgot one critical detail. The denominator is fixed. 🧵👇
August 14, 2026 at 5:15 AM
We built modern society on a single, unspoken commandment:
Thou shalt grow the GDP forever.
We optimized everything for this number. But we forgot one critical detail. The denominator is fixed. 🧵👇
Thou shalt grow the GDP forever.
We optimized everything for this number. But we forgot one critical detail. The denominator is fixed. 🧵👇
i've somewhat optimized my movie watching experience
March 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i've somewhat optimized my movie watching experience
Some people want a mini-fridge optimized for keeping wine.
I want a mini-fridge optimized for keeping avocados.
I want a mini-fridge optimized for keeping avocados.
March 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Some people want a mini-fridge optimized for keeping wine.
I want a mini-fridge optimized for keeping avocados.
I want a mini-fridge optimized for keeping avocados.
Most optimized game engine
May 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Most optimized game engine
randy pitchford said that borderlands 4 is so well optimized you can fit it on a usb drive! Google “Randy Pitchford USB Drive” to learn more!
December 13, 2024 at 2:01 AM
randy pitchford said that borderlands 4 is so well optimized you can fit it on a usb drive! Google “Randy Pitchford USB Drive” to learn more!
Bootia is now also optimized.
August 13, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Bootia is now also optimized.
I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.
September 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.
Something that I think we can all agree on is that the current generation of Democratic leadership is simply not optimized for the Attention Age. Not really their fault! And honestly, they may be better people for it, but it's a pretty pressing political problem.
January 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Something that I think we can all agree on is that the current generation of Democratic leadership is simply not optimized for the Attention Age. Not really their fault! And honestly, they may be better people for it, but it's a pretty pressing political problem.
Un-optimized avis walking into the club like
July 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Un-optimized avis walking into the club like