#outofshape
Kevin's One Liner of the Day

I tried to join a fitness club, but they rejected my application

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #fitness #club #application #rejection #outofshape
October 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Day 2635. Out of Shape. My robots put themselves in all kinds of positions and shapes to make the point. Robots are never out of shape. #outofshape #simpledailydrawing #robots #frumpysketch
September 22, 2026 at 10:28 AM
My dog gets it #lazydog #dogbeach #dogmomlife #goldendoodlesoftiktok #outofshape
September 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Too fat to do it

Drew this one while wearing pillows under my clothes, to simulate the same feeling... its so hot!

#belly #chubby #weightgain #bhm #blush #boobs #boy #exhausted #femboy #moobs #morbidlyobese #obese #panting #sweat #sweaty #thighs #tummy #outofbreath #outofshape
September 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Doing better after having a nerve block injection treatment on my lower back 3 days ago. Hopefully this will give me some long term relief, another one next month. Will go for a walk later today, but I need to run which is my therapy. #lowerbackpain #nerveblockinjection #outofshape #imissrunning
January 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
June 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Daily giggles (1 of 2) xxx 😁😁😁 #Funny #Taxi #British #Complain #OutOfShape #Found #JunkDrawer #Cats #Balloons
March 8, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Daily giggles (2 of 2) xxx 😁😁😁 #Funny #Gaming #Healers #Pope #Words #Cats #OutOfShape
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Just carried my desktop computer tower and monitors upstairs.

I can't believe we used to do this all the time. And with CRTs at that!

#OutOfShape #RetroComputing
December 23, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Mary earps is pathetic. Lost her place to a younger, better and fitter goal keeper in Hannah Hampton so has to dish out the personal abuse against Hannah & the manager. All to sell a book of toilet paper. Bitter old earps. #maryearps #Bitter #ToxicJealousy #Old&OutOfShape #GoHannah #GoAwayearps
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Do Brentford do fitness training? Mbeumo looks too fat for the prem league. #Brentford #Mbeumo #TooFat #OutOfShape #ExtraTrainingForFattyMbeumo
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I just shoveled 4” of snow off of the driveway and sidewalk by myself.

*Cue the applause* and toss the roses ❄️ 🌹

My husband better appreciate it when he gets home. #Husbands #ValentinesDay #humblebrag #OutOfShape #GaySky
February 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Just seen @spencerkelly filming @bbcclick when I was jogging by the Thames. Hope my blubber wasn't in shot! #outofshape @INQ
November 20, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Wow! The floor hockey team (single registrations) won! Short handed on the subs no less!

Also, I need to work on the cardio! #OutOfShape
December 3, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Sorry but the best part about this video is the two guys who jumped from their vehicle after getting rammed still outran the ICE agents

Tip: Spend more on Peleton or SoulCycle classes and less on weapons

#ice #outofshape #fat #chicago #teargas #handsoffchicago

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Feds crash into moving car during high-speed chase down residential street in Chicago, teargas crowd
YouTube video by Chicago Sun-Times
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October 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
it was a skater sid
some gravel it said it hit
it was okay though don’t worry
i am out of shape lol #skateboarding #ripstik #outdoors #outofshape #boarding #skating #vans
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July 18, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I wasn't a beginner back then. My nuts were in pretty good use at the time. Now I'm actually very well-behaved... 😇 #OutOfShape #OutOfTraining
February 17, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Came all the way to Prague to die
#OutOfShape
April 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
32 minutes?!

I wouldn't even have got the tiger's eye done in that time.

#outofshape
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
January 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I think I outgrown my skiing suit... I'm out of clothes 🤣🐷🐷🐷
#grommr #bhm #fatgainer #piggy #outofshape #fat #feedee #obesity
January 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Its a good feeling to be prod for bursting out of your clothes,because of fattening.
#outofshape #grommr #weightgain #fatgainer #bhm #fatgainer #feedee #feederism #fatman #obese #overweight #exjock #xjock #fittofat
January 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I just ran a mile and I can't feel my legs. Wow. #outofshape
December 27, 2024 at 5:15 AM