Paraphrasing Napoleon Bonaparte seems right on brand for this small little man.
February 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Paraphrasing Napoleon Bonaparte seems right on brand for this small little man.
Fell for the "Rupar must be paraphrasing here no way that's a quote" gambit again. That's on me.
May 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Fell for the "Rupar must be paraphrasing here no way that's a quote" gambit again. That's on me.
*i may be paraphrasing a bit here tbh
September 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
*i may be paraphrasing a bit here tbh
I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw
i’m paraphrasing but believe me, it’s in the bible
September 27, 2026 at 2:53 PM
i’m paraphrasing but believe me, it’s in the bible
Shoutout to the person who did my therapy intake for not paraphrasing this one 😅
August 23, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Shoutout to the person who did my therapy intake for not paraphrasing this one 😅
paraphrasing @tressiemcphd.bsky.social: in the scam economy everyone is a mark
The Defense Department operates slot machines on US military bases overseas, raising tens of millions of dollars to fund recreation for troops—and creating risks for soldiers prone to gambling addiction. www.wired.com/story/us-mil...
The US Military Is Raking in Millions From On-Base Slot Machines
The Defense Department operates slot machines on US military bases overseas, raising tens of millions of dollars to fund recreation for troops—and creating risks for soldiers prone to gambling addiction.
www.wired.com
August 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
paraphrasing @tressiemcphd.bsky.social: in the scam economy everyone is a mark
People (my dad) describes a hot day as, paraphrasing of course, a male cat after getting a handjob
September 23, 2026 at 10:16 PM
People (my dad) describes a hot day as, paraphrasing of course, a male cat after getting a handjob
Paraphrasing Maya Angelou - people may forget what you say, but they always remember how you made them feel.
February 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Paraphrasing Maya Angelou - people may forget what you say, but they always remember how you made them feel.
Jonathan is paraphrasing obviously but he's not distorting what a UK govt minister is saying. Absolutely shameful
"In order to deliver the PM's promise to save social care we need a permanent class of indentured migrant workers without labour rights".
September 27, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Jonathan is paraphrasing obviously but he's not distorting what a UK govt minister is saying. Absolutely shameful
I’m paraphrasing, but who knew an Asshole Factory, staffed by assholes, would have an asshole problem?
September 27, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I’m paraphrasing, but who knew an Asshole Factory, staffed by assholes, would have an asshole problem?
Paraphrasing: “The pipe bomber isn’t covered by Trump’s pardon because we’re the DoJ and Trump’s the president and you have to do what we say.”
NEW: Justice Dept argues Trump’s sweeping Jan 6 pardons do NOT cover the alleged Jan 6 pipe bomber
“Different category”.. they say
Defense attorneys disagree
“Different category”.. they say
Defense attorneys disagree
April 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Paraphrasing: “The pipe bomber isn’t covered by Trump’s pardon because we’re the DoJ and Trump’s the president and you have to do what we say.”
He was literally paraphrasing the fourteen words during the salute!
January 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
He was literally paraphrasing the fourteen words during the salute!
(paraphrasing) "Of course it's off the record it's on Signal"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
October 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
(paraphrasing) "Of course it's off the record it's on Signal"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“The Secretary of HHS is a dangerous psychopath with no understanding of medicine at all” - paraphrasing CDC experts
August 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“The Secretary of HHS is a dangerous psychopath with no understanding of medicine at all” - paraphrasing CDC experts
she’s not paraphrasing folks
August 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
she’s not paraphrasing folks
I’m (probably badly?) paraphrasing David Simon here I believe.
"Your job as a creator is not to give people what they want. It's to give people what they don't even know they need."
- @kellythompson.bsky.social
Interview drops tomorrow wherever you get your podcasts and on our YouTube channel.
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- @kellythompson.bsky.social
Interview drops tomorrow wherever you get your podcasts and on our YouTube channel.
www.youtube.com/@CryptidCrea...
May 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m (probably badly?) paraphrasing David Simon here I believe.
Paraphrasing the great Roxy Demento from Twitter here but: what do you mean you don't like fat girls it's like...here's a girl and there's more of her.
September 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Paraphrasing the great Roxy Demento from Twitter here but: what do you mean you don't like fat girls it's like...here's a girl and there's more of her.
I like your expansive paraphrasing
October 13, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I like your expansive paraphrasing
Oh word axios is dishonestly paraphrasing again, thafs crazy
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oh word axios is dishonestly paraphrasing again, thafs crazy
This isn't paraphrasing or made up. He literally said this. bsky.app/profile/atru...
SCHUMER: I hope and pray that that Trump will sit down with us and negotiate
BASH: And if he doesn't, I'm just confirming that you'll vote no. Is that correct?
SCHUMER: We are hoping that he will negotiate with us
BASH: And if he doesn't?
SCHUMER: We must get a better bill than what they have
BASH: And if he doesn't, I'm just confirming that you'll vote no. Is that correct?
SCHUMER: We are hoping that he will negotiate with us
BASH: And if he doesn't?
SCHUMER: We must get a better bill than what they have
March 22, 2026 at 1:09 PM
This isn't paraphrasing or made up. He literally said this. bsky.app/profile/atru...
i assumed you were mockingly paraphrasing him but no
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i assumed you were mockingly paraphrasing him but no
To paraphrase Ganz paraphrasing some French guys, voters wanted to cheat on liberal pieties, not murder them.
It is absolutely fucking bonkers that Trump won more of the vote than he ever had less than half a year ago and now he is less popular than he’s ever been, all on the strength of shit he was promising loudly to do when people elected him.
Let's wake up. He's REALLY unpopular for this early in a term or really ever. President's this unpopular are already losing. Power becomes harder to assert when your power is fading.
April 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
To paraphrase Ganz paraphrasing some French guys, voters wanted to cheat on liberal pieties, not murder them.
Great comment from @nicollewallace.bsky.social on today's military speech:
(I'm paraphrasing)
There was a lot of talk about haircuts but nothing about character.
(I'm paraphrasing)
There was a lot of talk about haircuts but nothing about character.
September 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Great comment from @nicollewallace.bsky.social on today's military speech:
(I'm paraphrasing)
There was a lot of talk about haircuts but nothing about character.
(I'm paraphrasing)
There was a lot of talk about haircuts but nothing about character.