11-year-old-son: D&D is soooooooo fun!!!
Me: I think this is the happiest day of your Dad’s life.
#D&D #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG
#ParentingLOL
#Parenting
Me: I think this is the happiest day of your Dad’s life.
#D&D #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG
#ParentingLOL
#Parenting
April 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
11-year-old-son: D&D is soooooooo fun!!!
Me: I think this is the happiest day of your Dad’s life.
#D&D #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG
#ParentingLOL
#Parenting
Me: I think this is the happiest day of your Dad’s life.
#D&D #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG
#ParentingLOL
#Parenting
Daughter (6-yo): I saved four grapes for you, but then you took too long so I ate them.
#ParentingLOL
#Parenting
#KidsSky
#ParentingLOL
#Parenting
#KidsSky
April 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Daughter (6-yo): I saved four grapes for you, but then you took too long so I ate them.
#ParentingLOL
#Parenting
#KidsSky
#ParentingLOL
#Parenting
#KidsSky
The twins have taught the older #TwinLanguage and they’re all having a full conversation I can’t understand #FML
#ParentingLOL
#ParentingLOL
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The twins have taught the older #TwinLanguage and they’re all having a full conversation I can’t understand #FML
#ParentingLOL
#ParentingLOL
March 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
How to get the van cleared out quickly:
Me: hey kids there’s a bunch of bins and bags in the van full of grandpas stuff.
Kids: ::eye rolls::
Me: Grandpa had a big chocolate stash and it’s hidden at the bottom of one of the bags or bins. You can have it if you bring them in.
#ParentingLOL
Me: hey kids there’s a bunch of bins and bags in the van full of grandpas stuff.
Kids: ::eye rolls::
Me: Grandpa had a big chocolate stash and it’s hidden at the bottom of one of the bags or bins. You can have it if you bring them in.
#ParentingLOL
February 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
How to get the van cleared out quickly:
Me: hey kids there’s a bunch of bins and bags in the van full of grandpas stuff.
Kids: ::eye rolls::
Me: Grandpa had a big chocolate stash and it’s hidden at the bottom of one of the bags or bins. You can have it if you bring them in.
#ParentingLOL
Me: hey kids there’s a bunch of bins and bags in the van full of grandpas stuff.
Kids: ::eye rolls::
Me: Grandpa had a big chocolate stash and it’s hidden at the bottom of one of the bags or bins. You can have it if you bring them in.
#ParentingLOL
The twins discovered duct tape this evening…. How do I get duct tape glue off of everything? #parentinglol #momlife
December 14, 2024 at 2:22 AM
The twins discovered duct tape this evening…. How do I get duct tape glue off of everything? #parentinglol #momlife
6 yo twins playing legos
Twin 2: Pretend that I love you with all my heart and can never leave you because one time when I was a baby you saved me when my parents died.
Twin 1: I’m a tree witch! I’m a tree witch. Ree tee tee witch!
#ParentingLOL
#Witchsky
Twin 2: Pretend that I love you with all my heart and can never leave you because one time when I was a baby you saved me when my parents died.
Twin 1: I’m a tree witch! I’m a tree witch. Ree tee tee witch!
#ParentingLOL
#Witchsky
March 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
6 yo twins playing legos
Twin 2: Pretend that I love you with all my heart and can never leave you because one time when I was a baby you saved me when my parents died.
Twin 1: I’m a tree witch! I’m a tree witch. Ree tee tee witch!
#ParentingLOL
#Witchsky
Twin 2: Pretend that I love you with all my heart and can never leave you because one time when I was a baby you saved me when my parents died.
Twin 1: I’m a tree witch! I’m a tree witch. Ree tee tee witch!
#ParentingLOL
#Witchsky
Got the 11-year old a phone for their birthday. Joke’s on him, I know how to use the phone feature to make his phone ring… early in the morning.
For example I rang repeatedly) him at 7:00 am this school holiday to remind him he promised to make bread.
#ParentingLoL
#meanmom
For example I rang repeatedly) him at 7:00 am this school holiday to remind him he promised to make bread.
#ParentingLoL
#meanmom
March 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Got the 11-year old a phone for their birthday. Joke’s on him, I know how to use the phone feature to make his phone ring… early in the morning.
For example I rang repeatedly) him at 7:00 am this school holiday to remind him he promised to make bread.
#ParentingLoL
#meanmom
For example I rang repeatedly) him at 7:00 am this school holiday to remind him he promised to make bread.
#ParentingLoL
#meanmom
Me: you can be anything you want sweetie.
Gladys: YOU MEAN I CAN BE A CAT!!!
Me: O.o
#ParentingLOL
#Kidsky
#6yearoldsareveryliteral
Gladys: YOU MEAN I CAN BE A CAT!!!
Me: O.o
#ParentingLOL
#Kidsky
#6yearoldsareveryliteral
February 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me: you can be anything you want sweetie.
Gladys: YOU MEAN I CAN BE A CAT!!!
Me: O.o
#ParentingLOL
#Kidsky
#6yearoldsareveryliteral
Gladys: YOU MEAN I CAN BE A CAT!!!
Me: O.o
#ParentingLOL
#Kidsky
#6yearoldsareveryliteral
#MisheardLyrics #Kids
"You are, on fire
My one, desire.
Believe what I say
I want it that way!"
#ParentingLOL
#Backstreetboys
#BSB
#WrongLyrics
I did not teach them Backstreet Boys! I blame the school system!
"You are, on fire
My one, desire.
Believe what I say
I want it that way!"
#ParentingLOL
#Backstreetboys
#BSB
#WrongLyrics
I did not teach them Backstreet Boys! I blame the school system!
February 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
#MisheardLyrics #Kids
"You are, on fire
My one, desire.
Believe what I say
I want it that way!"
#ParentingLOL
#Backstreetboys
#BSB
#WrongLyrics
I did not teach them Backstreet Boys! I blame the school system!
"You are, on fire
My one, desire.
Believe what I say
I want it that way!"
#ParentingLOL
#Backstreetboys
#BSB
#WrongLyrics
I did not teach them Backstreet Boys! I blame the school system!
My mother packs my kids school lunches. Which is all kinds of awesome and she deserves all the praise. But, I have one quibble. How is it they be getting Cadbury mini eggs?!
#ParentingLOL
#Parents
#ParentingLOL
#Parents
February 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My mother packs my kids school lunches. Which is all kinds of awesome and she deserves all the praise. But, I have one quibble. How is it they be getting Cadbury mini eggs?!
#ParentingLOL
#Parents
#ParentingLOL
#Parents
I am publicly stating here that if my husband does me in tonight it was truly not his fault.
I led our three children to a massive chocolate stash, then told him I’m not feeling well and asked him to do a movie night and bedtime alone.
#ParentingLOL
#NontoxicMasculinity
#ParentnotBabysitter
I led our three children to a massive chocolate stash, then told him I’m not feeling well and asked him to do a movie night and bedtime alone.
#ParentingLOL
#NontoxicMasculinity
#ParentnotBabysitter
February 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I am publicly stating here that if my husband does me in tonight it was truly not his fault.
I led our three children to a massive chocolate stash, then told him I’m not feeling well and asked him to do a movie night and bedtime alone.
#ParentingLOL
#NontoxicMasculinity
#ParentnotBabysitter
I led our three children to a massive chocolate stash, then told him I’m not feeling well and asked him to do a movie night and bedtime alone.
#ParentingLOL
#NontoxicMasculinity
#ParentnotBabysitter
This season of my life is a never ending game of “What is that smell and where is it coming from?!”
There is no winning this game.
#ParentingLOL
There is no winning this game.
#ParentingLOL
a woman in a blue shirt says there 's an aroma on the bottom
Alt: The late, great Doris Roberts in her role as the mother on the sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond making a very slightly disgusted face with a caption reading “There’s An Aroma”.
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February 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This season of my life is a never ending game of “What is that smell and where is it coming from?!”
There is no winning this game.
#ParentingLOL
There is no winning this game.
#ParentingLOL