It can make a bass run in 12 parsecs
Apparently a fossil buddy of mine makes custom guitars from recycled toys, check out Devin Cherry's works at Don't Fret Guitars
May 31, 2026 at 8:29 PM
It can make a bass run in 12 parsecs
Less than 12 parsecs!
April 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Less than 12 parsecs!
(Also don't get me started on "parsecs" in the Star Wars universe, I WILL NEVER STOP)
May 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
(Also don't get me started on "parsecs" in the Star Wars universe, I WILL NEVER STOP)
A Study of the Effectiveness of the Galactic Initiative to Reduce Kessel Run Parsecs (GIRKRPs)
What’s your fake starwars academic paper
September 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
A Study of the Effectiveness of the Galactic Initiative to Reduce Kessel Run Parsecs (GIRKRPs)
Le niveau de tartufferie de Macron a toujours été stratosphérique mais ces derniers jours ça se compte plutôt en parsecs.
« La science comme guide, les activistes comme aiguillon » dit le PR.
Ah ? Les scientifiques ont été écoutés ces dernières années ? Les activistes ont été bien traités dans ce pays ?
Macron, les beaux discours vs. les actes qui montrent l’inverse, 8 ans que ça dure.
Ah ? Les scientifiques ont été écoutés ces dernières années ? Les activistes ont été bien traités dans ce pays ?
Macron, les beaux discours vs. les actes qui montrent l’inverse, 8 ans que ça dure.
June 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Le niveau de tartufferie de Macron a toujours été stratosphérique mais ces derniers jours ça se compte plutôt en parsecs.
just the crew to make the hormuz run in less than 12 parsecs
March 12, 2026 at 11:17 AM
just the crew to make the hormuz run in less than 12 parsecs
BREAKING: anonymous source confirms to NYT that Zohran Mamdani made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
July 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
BREAKING: anonymous source confirms to NYT that Zohran Mamdani made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
it says I made the kessel run in less than twelve parsecs?
June 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
it says I made the kessel run in less than twelve parsecs?
Drug prices are down eleventy kazillion parsecs.
Trump: "We are delivering discounts with price differences of 600, 700, and sometimes even 800 percent reductions"
May 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Drug prices are down eleventy kazillion parsecs.
dudes making the kessel run in 12 parsecs
June 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
dudes making the kessel run in 12 parsecs
Musk did the Ketamine Spice Run in 12 parsecs.
February 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Musk did the Ketamine Spice Run in 12 parsecs.
This would be in my belly in less than 12 parsecs.
January 30, 2026 at 12:46 PM
This would be in my belly in less than 12 parsecs.
The #Artemis II crew has just been given their upcoming distance of closest approach to the Moon as 4067 statute miles and they replied jokingly that they would prefer the number in kilometers and parsecs.
Astronauts... they're just like us [astronomers] ! 🥲
Astronauts... they're just like us [astronomers] ! 🥲
April 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
The #Artemis II crew has just been given their upcoming distance of closest approach to the Moon as 4067 statute miles and they replied jokingly that they would prefer the number in kilometers and parsecs.
Astronauts... they're just like us [astronomers] ! 🥲
Astronauts... they're just like us [astronomers] ! 🥲
It stinks at 15 parsecs.
You're getting into the tough stuff (I mean, even more), my dear American friends. Hang in there. 🫂
You're getting into the tough stuff (I mean, even more), my dear American friends. Hang in there. 🫂
This is deeply, deeply chilling, and I suspect will be seen as even more of a turning point than Colbert's cancellation — at least The Late Show is still on the air.
ABC Pulls ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ Indefinitely After Nexstar Backlash to Host’s Charlie Kirk Comments
Nexstar, one of the biggest owners o US f TV stations in, said will pre-empt Jimmy Kimmel's late night show due to the host's Charlie Kirk remarks
variety.com
September 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It stinks at 15 parsecs.
You're getting into the tough stuff (I mean, even more), my dear American friends. Hang in there. 🫂
You're getting into the tough stuff (I mean, even more), my dear American friends. Hang in there. 🫂
40 Parsecs of SMOOTH
I will take this opportunity, as I do every opportunity, to show everyone that he has not only a portrait in the National Gallery, but a SELF-PORTRAIT. I love Lando:
Billy Dee Williams Self-Portrait | National Portrait Gallery
npg.si.edu
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
40 Parsecs of SMOOTH
i don't mean to brag but i made the strait of hormuz in less than 12 parsecs
April 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
i don't mean to brag but i made the strait of hormuz in less than 12 parsecs
"And I walked through the whole of Asia in less than 12 parsecs"
June 19, 2026 at 3:44 PM
"And I walked through the whole of Asia in less than 12 parsecs"
We were 12 parsecs outside of Dagobah when the deathsticks kicked in…
May 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We were 12 parsecs outside of Dagobah when the deathsticks kicked in…
By the way, if you happen to have Audible (I know) then may I INSIST that you find and listen to Hugh Grant's peerless reading of A Christmas Carol. Far and away and by several parsecs the best imaginable performance. There should be awards.
December 20, 2024 at 2:37 PM
By the way, if you happen to have Audible (I know) then may I INSIST that you find and listen to Hugh Grant's peerless reading of A Christmas Carol. Far and away and by several parsecs the best imaginable performance. There should be awards.