Losing my dick and balls in a volcano after a disastrous 1 on 1 with my boss where he tells me my paternity leave has been denied
November 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Losing my dick and balls in a volcano after a disastrous 1 on 1 with my boss where he tells me my paternity leave has been denied
No I’m on the twin train too
Think Parent Trap … paternity test
Think Parent Trap … paternity test
November 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
No I’m on the twin train too
Think Parent Trap … paternity test
Think Parent Trap … paternity test
November 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
“Link in bio” - me finding out from a paternity test that Link is the father of my child
November 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
“Link in bio” - me finding out from a paternity test that Link is the father of my child
Boy do I have a present for the civ pro nerds
November 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Boy do I have a present for the civ pro nerds
i deserve paternity leave it was so hard to leave this lil fella this morning
November 2, 2026 at 12:17 PM
i deserve paternity leave it was so hard to leave this lil fella this morning
What a day to start my state provided AND FUNDED paternity leave.
Love my Minnesota.
Love my Minnesota.
November 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
What a day to start my state provided AND FUNDED paternity leave.
Love my Minnesota.
Love my Minnesota.
The guy who argued that a gay man taking paternity leave was immoral is having opinions again?
November 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The guy who argued that a gay man taking paternity leave was immoral is having opinions again?
Is he in high-end paternity law?
November 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Is he in high-end paternity law?
If FG are against woke now, is it time for them to stop caring about woke things like paternity leave and sick leave for Ministers?
November 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
If FG are against woke now, is it time for them to stop caring about woke things like paternity leave and sick leave for Ministers?
My word you can tell that you've been on paternity leave 😉
November 4, 2026 at 7:29 AM
My word you can tell that you've been on paternity leave 😉
Of all 3 I’m most angry at Bednar.
Cale should be on paternity leave honestly but that’s understandable. But seriously take some time.
Bednar, no there’s no excuse
Cale should be on paternity leave honestly but that’s understandable. But seriously take some time.
Bednar, no there’s no excuse
November 6, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Of all 3 I’m most angry at Bednar.
Cale should be on paternity leave honestly but that’s understandable. But seriously take some time.
Bednar, no there’s no excuse
Cale should be on paternity leave honestly but that’s understandable. But seriously take some time.
Bednar, no there’s no excuse
Ow. That's not a clue, that's a paternity test.
November 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Ow. That's not a clue, that's a paternity test.
New paper: does an aerial lifestyle facilitate extra-pair paternity (EPP)? In alpine swifts, EPP is low, suggesting that life-history traits (biparental incubation, long lifespan, and frequent mate retention across years) are more important factors.
➡️ vist.ly/5rmn7
#ornithology #birds
➡️ vist.ly/5rmn7
#ornithology #birds
November 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
New paper: does an aerial lifestyle facilitate extra-pair paternity (EPP)? In alpine swifts, EPP is low, suggesting that life-history traits (biparental incubation, long lifespan, and frequent mate retention across years) are more important factors.
➡️ vist.ly/5rmn7
#ornithology #birds
➡️ vist.ly/5rmn7
#ornithology #birds
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November 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Yeah that make sense. None of these players get paternity leave. Which is stupid. And I agree with you. Bednar said he'd adjust and it sounds like he didn't.
November 6, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Yeah that make sense. None of these players get paternity leave. Which is stupid. And I agree with you. Bednar said he'd adjust and it sounds like he didn't.
Will you get to sleep in when you take your paternity leave 🫃 in a few weeks?
November 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Will you get to sleep in when you take your paternity leave 🫃 in a few weeks?
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The Cerne Abbas Giant
#Duality #Paternity #Masculinity
#Fertility #Nature #Spirituality
#England #Culture #Heritage
#History #Paganism #Orion
#Time #Cycles #Calendars #Seasons
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The Cerne Abbas Giant
#Duality #Paternity #Masculinity
#Fertility #Nature #Spirituality
#England #Culture #Heritage
#History #Paganism #Orion
#Time #Cycles #Calendars #Seasons
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November 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
He might be on paternity leave? Which in fact is a far better use of his time
November 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
He might be on paternity leave? Which in fact is a far better use of his time
As the saying goes: Success has Trump claiming paternity, but failure is always an orphan. Should probably do a DNA test on today's stock market belly flop, I'm pretty sure Trump is the father.
November 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
As the saying goes: Success has Trump claiming paternity, but failure is always an orphan. Should probably do a DNA test on today's stock market belly flop, I'm pretty sure Trump is the father.
Paternity test life hack
if you're rude to the nurse they spit in your blood sample
November 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Paternity test life hack
Taiwanese paternity leave starts now.
Dejounte Murray is out again tonight vs the Hawks
October 31, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Taiwanese paternity leave starts now.
CC RAW FATAL POLY BS
FIANCÉ QUESTIONS SON'S PATERNITY—DNA TEST EXCLUDES HIM! 😳⚖️ #lawandorderlive
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November 6, 2026 at 5:45 AM
CC RAW FATAL POLY BS
I had the same issue when I went on paternity leave, and I had to call my assembly members office. They resolved it in a few days.
November 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I had the same issue when I went on paternity leave, and I had to call my assembly members office. They resolved it in a few days.