Losing my dick and balls in a volcano after a disastrous 1 on 1 with my boss where he tells me my paternity leave has been denied
November 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Losing my dick and balls in a volcano after a disastrous 1 on 1 with my boss where he tells me my paternity leave has been denied
No I’m on the twin train too
Think Parent Trap … paternity test
Think Parent Trap … paternity test
November 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
No I’m on the twin train too
Think Parent Trap … paternity test
Think Parent Trap … paternity test
i deserve paternity leave it was so hard to leave this lil fella this morning
November 2, 2026 at 12:17 PM
i deserve paternity leave it was so hard to leave this lil fella this morning
The guy who argued that a gay man taking paternity leave was immoral is having opinions again?
November 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The guy who argued that a gay man taking paternity leave was immoral is having opinions again?
If FG are against woke now, is it time for them to stop caring about woke things like paternity leave and sick leave for Ministers?
November 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
If FG are against woke now, is it time for them to stop caring about woke things like paternity leave and sick leave for Ministers?
Drive to Stadium 2.0
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November 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Taiwanese paternity leave starts now.
Dejounte Murray is out again tonight vs the Hawks
October 31, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Taiwanese paternity leave starts now.
Just realized daylight savings is ending just as I'm going back to work after my paternity leave tonight so I'm working an extra hour for free 👍
October 31, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Just realized daylight savings is ending just as I'm going back to work after my paternity leave tonight so I'm working an extra hour for free 👍
can't wait for the paternity test to reveal theyre all mine
October 30, 2026 at 4:08 PM
can't wait for the paternity test to reveal theyre all mine
White House special government employee Jason Miller, communications advisor to President Donald J. Trump, faces a Miami paternity support trial in 17 days and refuses to provide a court-ordered financial disclosure.
He was just ordered to provide that disclosure by 5 pm on Tuesday, November 3rd.
He was just ordered to provide that disclosure by 5 pm on Tuesday, November 3rd.
October 30, 2026 at 2:09 PM
White House special government employee Jason Miller, communications advisor to President Donald J. Trump, faces a Miami paternity support trial in 17 days and refuses to provide a court-ordered financial disclosure.
He was just ordered to provide that disclosure by 5 pm on Tuesday, November 3rd.
He was just ordered to provide that disclosure by 5 pm on Tuesday, November 3rd.
happy "last day of work before paternity leave" to me
October 30, 2026 at 10:40 AM
happy "last day of work before paternity leave" to me
Personally I would not as a white guy, go around accusing Black people of being right wing stooges. Brandon is a dumb rat fucker who lost his mind over Buttigieg taking paternity leave, so I don't care for anything he has to say about who is right wing.
November 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Personally I would not as a white guy, go around accusing Black people of being right wing stooges. Brandon is a dumb rat fucker who lost his mind over Buttigieg taking paternity leave, so I don't care for anything he has to say about who is right wing.
@csonkatroy.bsky.social
I WILL BE VINDICATED
I WILL BE VINDICATED
Maury Povich Laughing at Paternity Secrets
ALT: Maury Povich Laughing at Paternity Secrets
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October 30, 2026 at 2:49 PM
@csonkatroy.bsky.social
I WILL BE VINDICATED
I WILL BE VINDICATED
Pelicans, be like the Taiwanese and offer 6 months paternity leave.
Herb Jones will start tonight. Dejounte Murray is out celebrating birth of his child.
October 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Pelicans, be like the Taiwanese and offer 6 months paternity leave.
After my paternity leave, I'm back in Paris where I started a permanent research position at AMIAD, France's defence AI agency, in its research centre at École Polytechnique. I'll keep working on misinformation, persuasion, and, increasingly, AI 🤖
November 2, 2026 at 2:33 PM
After my paternity leave, I'm back in Paris where I started a permanent research position at AMIAD, France's defence AI agency, in its research centre at École Polytechnique. I'll keep working on misinformation, persuasion, and, increasingly, AI 🤖
Programming note: I’m on paternity leave until February, so don’t expect much Banner sharing from me here.
In fact, optimistically - don’t expect much from me here at all!
In fact, optimistically - don’t expect much from me here at all!
October 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Programming note: I’m on paternity leave until February, so don’t expect much Banner sharing from me here.
In fact, optimistically - don’t expect much from me here at all!
In fact, optimistically - don’t expect much from me here at all!
Bill, this is a soap opera. Get a lab tech to change the paternity test results. #BeyondTheGates
October 30, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Bill, this is a soap opera. Get a lab tech to change the paternity test results. #BeyondTheGates
True. But we're discussing what happens if Kirsty dies in childbirth 😬😥. Unless Kirsty has made a will, I think Erik would need to prove paternity. #TheArchers
November 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
True. But we're discussing what happens if Kirsty dies in childbirth 😬😥. Unless Kirsty has made a will, I think Erik would need to prove paternity. #TheArchers
I'm putting together a big thread on that when I get back from paternity leave!
November 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I'm putting together a big thread on that when I get back from paternity leave!
I want my paternity i didnt get back in 2012 since this this seems to be the case
November 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I want my paternity i didnt get back in 2012 since this this seems to be the case
After three months of paid paternity leave I’m now back to work at the Chicago Sun-Times in time for the midterms.
October 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
After three months of paid paternity leave I’m now back to work at the Chicago Sun-Times in time for the midterms.
There's a schedule roster, PTO, paternity and maternity leave, and a Slack channel
November 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
There's a schedule roster, PTO, paternity and maternity leave, and a Slack channel