Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
July 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!”
September 21, 2026 at 10:38 AM
“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!”
This generation gets stumped by questions that were answered by Medieval Persians a thousand years ago. We are so cooked.
March 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This generation gets stumped by questions that were answered by Medieval Persians a thousand years ago. We are so cooked.
We've reached the chapter in Gibbon where the mad emperor is appointing magicians, acrobats, and paid agents of the Persians to the highest offices of state.
February 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
We've reached the chapter in Gibbon where the mad emperor is appointing magicians, acrobats, and paid agents of the Persians to the highest offices of state.
"Bunch of guys obsessed with Ancient Sparta can't beat the Persians at sea" was probably one of the known-knowns, come to think of it.
March 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
"Bunch of guys obsessed with Ancient Sparta can't beat the Persians at sea" was probably one of the known-knowns, come to think of it.
The PM and Bryan Adams eating Persians in Thunder Bay today
September 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
The PM and Bryan Adams eating Persians in Thunder Bay today
Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Persians of Mashhad
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Persians of Mashhad
October 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Persians of Mashhad
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Persians of Mashhad
"We are retasking our satellites. Our war against the Persians depends on finding Prester John."
September 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
"We are retasking our satellites. Our war against the Persians depends on finding Prester John."
Hegseth wants the US military to be more Spartan, which does unfortunately involve being beaten up by the Persians
July 19, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Hegseth wants the US military to be more Spartan, which does unfortunately involve being beaten up by the Persians
His voice calms *me*.
And Persians are amazing people.
And Persians are amazing people.
July 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
His voice calms *me*.
And Persians are amazing people.
And Persians are amazing people.
Ethereal Persians
September 22, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Ethereal Persians
Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Persians of Mashhad
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Persians of Mashhad
August 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Persians of Mashhad
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Persians of Mashhad
Just learned something curious about the mysterious Persians of Iran
June 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Just learned something curious about the mysterious Persians of Iran
Next you'll say Persians treasure family and food
April 7, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Next you'll say Persians treasure family and food
greek vessel struck by the persians off the coast of egypt
July 29, 2026 at 7:23 PM
greek vessel struck by the persians off the coast of egypt
15mm Macedonians vs Persians.
#wargaming #history #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #warhammer #historical #paintingwarhammer #nerdlings #greek #greece #persian #ancient
#wargaming #history #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #warhammer #historical #paintingwarhammer #nerdlings #greek #greece #persian #ancient
April 19, 2025 at 10:18 AM
15mm Macedonians vs Persians.
#wargaming #history #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #warhammer #historical #paintingwarhammer #nerdlings #greek #greece #persian #ancient
#wargaming #history #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #warhammer #historical #paintingwarhammer #nerdlings #greek #greece #persian #ancient
Such crybabies. Warfighters don’t care about soap! Did Leonidas need soap to defeat* the Persians?
*Leonidas may not have defeated the Persians
*Leonidas may not have defeated the Persians
August 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Such crybabies. Warfighters don’t care about soap! Did Leonidas need soap to defeat* the Persians?
*Leonidas may not have defeated the Persians
*Leonidas may not have defeated the Persians
It’s really funny that they didn’t have these complaints when 300 had male strippers slow motion fighting Warhammer Persians
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It’s really funny that they didn’t have these complaints when 300 had male strippers slow motion fighting Warhammer Persians
I just learned that many Iranian people refer to themselves as "Persians". Here's what I think will happen next with the protests in Tehran...(1/23)
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I just learned that many Iranian people refer to themselves as "Persians". Here's what I think will happen next with the protests in Tehran...(1/23)
I thought it was Mexicans and Persians
July 24, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I thought it was Mexicans and Persians
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset.”
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
September 27, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset.”
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
ok but see the thing you have to remember about "come and take it" is that the persians very much did come and take it
Netanyahu's on Israel's growing international isolation: we are about to become "super Sparta"
September 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
ok but see the thing you have to remember about "come and take it" is that the persians very much did come and take it
Calling descendants of the Persians primitive only days after you hosted a cage match on the White House lawn is quite the choice
June 17, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Calling descendants of the Persians primitive only days after you hosted a cage match on the White House lawn is quite the choice
I have been weighed in the balance and found in want; my kingdom shall be divided between the Medes and the Persians
February 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I have been weighed in the balance and found in want; my kingdom shall be divided between the Medes and the Persians