#persians
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"

U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
July 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!”
September 21, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Uhhh years old #pokemon art of my guy. Ex rocket who spoils his stupid cats
March 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM
This generation gets stumped by questions that were answered by Medieval Persians a thousand years ago. We are so cooked.
March 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We've reached the chapter in Gibbon where the mad emperor is appointing magicians, acrobats, and paid agents of the Persians to the highest offices of state.
February 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
"Bunch of guys obsessed with Ancient Sparta can't beat the Persians at sea" was probably one of the known-knowns, come to think of it.
March 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The PM and Bryan Adams eating Persians in Thunder Bay today
September 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Persians of Mashhad
October 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"We are retasking our satellites. Our war against the Persians depends on finding Prester John."
RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"
September 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Hegseth wants the US military to be more Spartan, which does unfortunately involve being beaten up by the Persians
July 19, 2026 at 1:52 PM
His voice calms *me*.

And Persians are amazing people.
July 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ethereal Persians
September 22, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Persians of Mashhad
August 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just learned something curious about the mysterious Persians of Iran
June 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Next you'll say Persians treasure family and food
April 7, 2026 at 5:33 PM
greek vessel struck by the persians off the coast of egypt
July 29, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Such crybabies. Warfighters don’t care about soap! Did Leonidas need soap to defeat* the Persians?

*Leonidas may not have defeated the Persians
August 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
It’s really funny that they didn’t have these complaints when 300 had male strippers slow motion fighting Warhammer Persians
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I just learned that many Iranian people refer to themselves as "Persians". Here's what I think will happen next with the protests in Tehran...(1/23)
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I thought it was Mexicans and Persians
July 24, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset.”

U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
September 27, 2026 at 2:58 PM
ok but see the thing you have to remember about "come and take it" is that the persians very much did come and take it
Netanyahu's on Israel's growing international isolation: we are about to become "super Sparta"
September 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Calling descendants of the Persians primitive only days after you hosted a cage match on the White House lawn is quite the choice
Trump on Iran: "They have a primitive culture"
June 17, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I have been weighed in the balance and found in want; my kingdom shall be divided between the Medes and the Persians
February 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM