Here's an idea:
Buy a photcopier, and scan books into your computer, give the books to a friend. Transfer downloaded book to your phone and tell Kindle to fuck off.

There is nothing quite like a photcopier-whisperer! Is there no end to your knowledge?

this is the cutest photcopier ive ever seen

can I get the flash of a photcopier beam across the protagonist or assistant's face? you bet your ass you can

One of the foster cats was sitting on the photcopier, so he of course got photocopied

I was sending an #email and warned my 19y that I would cc him.

Then I was explaining what #cc= #carboncopy meant.

Then I was explaining what carbon paper / old ditto machine (#photcopier predecessors) meant.

Then I felt fucking #old.