#pseu
scattered today
October 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Alt text, 1/2
December 4, 2024 at 2:07 PM
I did economics as an elective course in my final year in HS and then my first year in college and it felt like tarot cards for people who like the idea of math
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
gently colorized
April 12, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Ghosts only say "boo" because walking through walls in the same outfit every day is grossly overrated.
October 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Yes this is also how I found out oranges aren't supposed to burn either... bsky.app/profile/pseu...
June 28, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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August 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
apparently not all rich guys! bsky.app/profile/pseu...
I mean, I went there. The cattle ranch is real (about 300 head) and my father was a church musician and my mother a public school teacher. Nobody has to pay tuition so it's a good deal if you don't come from money.
May 21, 2026 at 6:54 AM
"They created the ultimate killing machine disguised as a neurotic cartoonist. It was codenamed Project S.E.N.R.A."
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That's just the same of a shady organization in a mecha anime
August 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
August 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s not a super hot take to say nonviolence only worked because people like Malcolm X were there to remind everyone that violence was also a real option
June 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
please go read Worm in a Rock God by @pseudonymjones.bsky.social

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March 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
While you’re all here 👇

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“last fall I had this idea for a zine about Dilbert quitting his job and trying to learn to be happy and coming to terms with the fact that he’s trans actually” (posted 4/18/2022)
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Pardon the language but-
🤡- "But I have to use AI, how else can I stand out promoting my stuff??"
Meanwhile, in the real world, this is the best fucking yard sale poster I've seen all summer
July 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
A beautiful vulture

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If your inner-self had an animal form, ala a His Dark Materials dæmon, what critter would it be?
September 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
June 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Dear Private Eye, here is a submission for Pseu..."
February 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
April 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I think you mean “pseu-pseu-pseudoword.”
May 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Wonderful and heartbreaking deep tribute to david lynch on pseu braun on @wfmu.bsky.social wfmu right now. Glad at least to have heard the announcement through Pseu. wfmu.org/playlists/sh...
Pseu's Thing With A Hook
Audio & playlist from January 16, 2025
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January 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Eremotherium, the elephant sloth

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What is your favourite non-dinosaur prehistoric beast?
October 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
:valid and :invalid sorta suck, right? Which is why we now have :user-valid and :user-invalid!

And yes, they have decent support 🙂 caniuse.com/wf-user-pseu...
September 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Tell me you know nothing about Napoleon!

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For this essay, please answer all three questions.

1) Who is Louis-Alexandre Berthier, Prince de Wagram?

2) How did his presence affect Napoleon’s military career?

3) How might his absence have affected the Waterloo Campaign?
January 31, 2026 at 2:44 PM