#pull-up
she's saving money on heating to uh... pull herself up by her own hoodie strings?
October 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Defamatory

Whatever

Smearing

Of teensy dark inhuman folk

with wombs

“A real snake was killed on-screen during the making of the 1980 horror movie Friday the 13th.”

We’d been thinking remote Islanders who haven’t ever had those missionaries pull up
October 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I'm just saying I need to have friends I can pull up to on occasion, stuff them until they're beached under their belly and then go on with my day y'know
October 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
When her bush sticks out the top of her pull-up
#wifedat #abdl
October 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
sorry but some random asshole spraying ilhan with apple cider vinegar and her security detail having to pull her away bc she was stanced up ready to punch the guy is a top 5 2026 moment and i WON'T be hearing any counterarguments.
October 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Lol. They fighting gentrification in Austin. They line dancing in front of that lady’s house. She said I paid $1.5M. They said, we do not care. 🤣🤣 www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLSBU47K/
#blacksky
Lmao old east Austin pulled up on new racist east Austin! Shoulda had HT marching band pull up...
TikTok video by Austin's Favorite Mc 🎤
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October 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
He asked me did I wanna pull up tonight but truthfully I don’t feel like driving over there.🤷🏽‍♂️
October 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
There have been times where I’ve been out somewhere and a book comes up and I’m like “Wait, I think I worked on a book by that author 15 years ago, let me check” and I just pull up my website on my phone and, yep, there’s the cover!
October 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
twin pull up at big way
October 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
#Donktober Day 12
Our friend from yesterday is still feeling a bit off. His dick has double in size, and the nub is a full on tail now. But I'm sure it'll wear off soon. Now if only he could get that stamp off his hand.

#Tf #TfEveryday #Transfur #DonkeyTf #DonkeyBoy #Donkeydick #TfSky
October 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
see! there’s no tapes so they aren’t diapers for babies!!!
October 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
And will Roman be the bloodline’s fifth or do they pull up Zilla?
October 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
w-what are you talkin about! i’m just wearing my normal undies!!!
October 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Same! I'm working on it for 2027 😆

Have been doing lat pull downs and the pull up machine but not much progress yet lol

Haven't tried this yet but will at some point 💪🏽💪🏽

youtube.com/shorts/R76ud...
How to get your first pull up ✅ #gym #fitness #wilsoncoaching
YouTube video by Shiv Wilson
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October 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
“A Chrysler 300 look like a Phantom until a Phantom pull up.”
Yknow what’s funny about all this?

…The Samoans were about as close to real niggas as WWE got…until, well…real niggas finally showed up.
October 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I used a really long metal rod to lever it up, but then I had to reach in to get a good grip to pull. it was really fuckin gross and I deserve a thousand kisses as a reward (don't worry I've showered since)
October 13, 2026 at 2:27 AM
www.reddit.com/r/middleclas...

How about you pull yourselves up by your bootstraps, eh?
From the middleclasshq community on Reddit: Less fighting over wedge issues. More focus on kitchen table economics please. okay.
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October 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
ok, so, pull-ups (the toddler ones) have velcro sides that overlap and can be refastened, wheras goodnites use glued sides that can't be put back together when torn. Lemme doodle up a little diagram rq
October 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
For all the extra muscle ive built and being stronger I still can’t do a pull up to save my life.

This tracks though bc I was never able to climb the rope in gym class in school neither.

Once im able to do that I’ll feel like reached my goal
October 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I'm a HUGE advocate for crazy TF ideas.
Trucks and planes are fun, but give me some new Pretenders.
I've tried to design my own with the intention of the bot being taller then the shell once removed. I might pull up some old sketches and hopefully finish them up.
October 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The safeword is "TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP BWOOOOOP BWOOOP"
October 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Active Clubs outline expectations through decree. Do you want to be disorganized and naive? Or follow the leadership outlined here? This is centralized organization, communicated from the top. The line that Active Clubs are decentralized is outdated and wrong.
October 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Today I learned about Mozart’s “Table Music for Two,” a piece where two musicians sit across from each other and read the same sheet music. One reads it right-side up, the other upside down, and somehow the music works!

Incredible that Mozart was able to pull this off. youtu.be/DREsEraBF9U?...
Table Music for Two by Amadeus Mozart
YouTube video by James Dixon
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October 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Today I learned about Mozart’s “Table Music for Two,” a piece where two musicians sit across from each other and read the same sheet music. One reads it right-side up, the other upside down, and somehow the music works!

Incredible that Mozart was able to pull this off […]
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October 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM