#recordscratch
*recordscratch* you're probably wondering how I ended up here
June 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
*recordscratch*

Christian Stocker: “You might wonder how I ended up here…let’s go back to the beginning.”
April 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
*recordscratch* Yep, that's us. You're probably wondering how we got here. Well, let’s go back to the start…
August 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
*recordscratch*

Yeah, that's me.

You might be wondering how I ended up in this position...
My husband is a Texas fan. The emotional roller coaster of the last hour or so culminated in an epic crash-in. 😂
January 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
<recordscratch>
Yep, that's me at last night's ABDL event in a gay club, showing support for some great friends. I had a good time and met some nice folks there.
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Didn't see that Tolstoy recordscratch coming.
"The very first line of Open Socrates admonishes the reader, “There is a question you are avoiding.” For Callard, that question is: Why are you living this way? But this only points to a host of questions that Callard herself avoids..."

me for @thenation.com

www.thenation.com/article/cult...
Agnes Callard and the Examined Life
In her new book, Callard makes the case that we should all live more philosophically but where does politics fit in?
www.thenation.com
April 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I just could not resist that because it's such a recordscratch concept in that context!

It's there for a romance beat, not a horror beat, but even so.
September 25, 2026 at 4:27 AM
the mental recordscratch I just did
September 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
*recordscratch*
Duck - you're probably wondering how I got here
May 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The perfect business plan doesn't exist. *RECORDSCRATCH*

(Thanks for the laugh, Indiana.)
April 20, 2024 at 4:46 PM
*recordscratch* Will is gay? I bloody knew it!
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
May 22, 2024 at 12:52 PM
finally watching game center girl and the endless pained screaming has started from 6 minutes in

c'mon girl all you needed to do was play (record scratch flashback) actually literally just tetoconne (recordscratch fast forward) instead of spending 3 hours worth of cash on crane game attempts
July 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
May 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
*recordscratch* yup das bin ich, ihr fragt euch sicher was will eine Schauspielerin in der Kommunalpolitik?
Na Demokratie schützen natürlich! 💚🌻
Oh und #afdverbotjetzt
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
*recordscratch, freezeframe* jep, thats me....
August 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
December 25, 2023 at 3:39 PM
"*ineligible recordscratch* DAMMIT MAJORA"
June 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
<recordscratch w/ finger>
October 6, 2023 at 3:31 PM
I feel like it says something that any time I don't have a specific idea and try to think of something for Ellen, On Purpose, it's almost always her very suddenly slamming into a wall and/or in freefall from a great height

*recordscratch* "I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation,"
April 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Kimberley...

Your mic sounds nice.
#RecordScratch
Your mic sounds nice.
March 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I love #recordscratch posts.
data from star trek has a degauss button like on a computer monitor instead of a prostate. he got a marble stuck in his nose one time and geordi had to hit it with a pool cue. shot right out and ricocheted around the room
December 22, 2023 at 9:45 PM
*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how l ended up in this situation.

#meme #devil #hell #RecordScratch #FreezeFrame #YepThatsMe
May 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
*recordscratch sudden reverse in my tracks* WAIT A FUCKING SECOND... if Evan is doing album comeback Sept 7th...and &Team are doing album comeback Sept 8th... there COULD BE A KHEE INTERACTION 👁👁
August 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
recordscratch

oh Ishtar is new to me you can't just drop that out of no where
April 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM