SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
January 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
Fuck him up, Socrates.
May 22, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Fuck him up, Socrates.
"Fuck him up, Socrates!"
If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon.
Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
August 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"Fuck him up, Socrates!"
Not exactly Socrates, is he…
March 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Not exactly Socrates, is he…
![[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking]
1
SOCRATES:
Plato..
PLATO:
Yes Socrates?
2
SOCRATES:
Can you tell me, are you human?
PLATO:
Why… yes, Socrates
3
SOCRATES:
And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is?
PLATO:
Um, yep
4
SOCRATES:
So you can tell me, then
5
[Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel]
SOCRATES:
*Is that a chariot*?
6
PLATO:
Well
that’s more just a bit of wheel
7
SOCRATES:
So not a *chariot*.
PLATO:
No.
8
SOCRATES:
[Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes]
So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*?
9
PLATO:
Well you can’t tap any of them really
10
SOCRATES:
So are we not human?
PLATO:
‘Spose not.
11
[Bleak pause]
12
PLATO:
I’ll get the hemlock
SOCRATES:
Yeah
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This is in my top 3
April 2, 2026 at 4:25 AM
This is in my top 3
- Yo solo sé que no sé nada.
(Sócrates)
- Yo solo sé que tú sabrás.
(La mujer de Sócrates)
- Yo solo sé que tu marido es imbécil.
(La suegra de Sócrates)
- Trae aquí, que tú no sabes.
(El cuñado de Sócrates)
(Sócrates)
- Yo solo sé que tú sabrás.
(La mujer de Sócrates)
- Yo solo sé que tu marido es imbécil.
(La suegra de Sócrates)
- Trae aquí, que tú no sabes.
(El cuñado de Sócrates)
July 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
- Yo solo sé que no sé nada.
(Sócrates)
- Yo solo sé que tú sabrás.
(La mujer de Sócrates)
- Yo solo sé que tu marido es imbécil.
(La suegra de Sócrates)
- Trae aquí, que tú no sabes.
(El cuñado de Sócrates)
(Sócrates)
- Yo solo sé que tú sabrás.
(La mujer de Sócrates)
- Yo solo sé que tu marido es imbécil.
(La suegra de Sócrates)
- Trae aquí, que tú no sabes.
(El cuñado de Sócrates)
knock 'em up, Socrates
September 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
knock 'em up, Socrates
our delivery guy's name is Socrates
i'm getting domino's
February 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
our delivery guy's name is Socrates
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
Fuck him up, Socrates
Public anger comes for John Roberts
The chief justice’s summer retreat in Maine used to be one of boating, potluck dinners, touch football and easy friendships. Locals called him “John.”
Now a swirl of anger has been rising at him, transforming his getaways. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice’s summer retreat in Maine used to be one of boating, potluck dinners, touch football and easy friendships. Locals called him “John.”
Now a swirl of anger has been rising at him, transforming his getaways. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
John Roberts Retreated to His Island. Supreme Court Critics Found Him. (Gift Article)
After decades of potlucks and paddle-boarding on Maine’s midcoast, rising anger and protests have left the Supreme Court’s chief justice more isolated than ever.
www.nytimes.com
October 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Fuck him up, Socrates
Plato was woke. Socrates was woke. Therefore Plato was Socrates.
Meanwhile, Texas A&M bans some writings of Plato from being taught.
Welcome to Trumpland.
Welcome to Trumpland.
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Plato was woke. Socrates was woke. Therefore Plato was Socrates.
Another banger, Socrates
September 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Another banger, Socrates
ME: there is no "i" in "the beholder" therefore beauty does not exist
SOCRATES: holy shit
SOCRATES: holy shit
October 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
ME: there is no "i" in "the beholder" therefore beauty does not exist
SOCRATES: holy shit
SOCRATES: holy shit
We love Socrates don’t we folks
January 24, 2026 at 1:44 PM
We love Socrates don’t we folks
Socrates and Plato:
September 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Socrates and Plato:
SOCRATES: the only thing I know is that I know nothing
ME: but that's one thing, so you know something, not nothing
SOCRATES:
ME: BUT that means you're wrong, so you really do know nothing
SOCRATES:
SOCRATES:
SOCRATES:
ME: But THAT means-
ME: but that's one thing, so you know something, not nothing
SOCRATES:
ME: BUT that means you're wrong, so you really do know nothing
SOCRATES:
SOCRATES:
SOCRATES:
ME: But THAT means-
August 8, 2024 at 4:52 PM
SOCRATES: the only thing I know is that I know nothing
ME: but that's one thing, so you know something, not nothing
SOCRATES:
ME: BUT that means you're wrong, so you really do know nothing
SOCRATES:
SOCRATES:
SOCRATES:
ME: But THAT means-
ME: but that's one thing, so you know something, not nothing
SOCRATES:
ME: BUT that means you're wrong, so you really do know nothing
SOCRATES:
SOCRATES:
SOCRATES:
ME: But THAT means-
Sócrates, explicando a alegoria da caverna:
Gente ceis tão brigando com um print
January 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Sócrates, explicando a alegoria da caverna:
Apenas Zoran Mamdani hoje falando sobre SÓCRATES, DEMOCRACIA CORINTHIANA e CORINTHIANS. 🖤🤍
June 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Apenas Zoran Mamdani hoje falando sobre SÓCRATES, DEMOCRACIA CORINTHIANA e CORINTHIANS. 🖤🤍
Socrates e Raí: 😶🌫️
Eu nunca vi irmãos darem certo no futebol
Miguel Moscardo assinou nesta sexta-feira seu contrato de formação com o Corinthians
September 14, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Socrates e Raí: 😶🌫️
Nietzsche vs Socrates -
existentialcomics.com/comic/561
existentialcomics.com/comic/561
July 29, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Nietzsche vs Socrates -
existentialcomics.com/comic/561
existentialcomics.com/comic/561
Please spare some thoughts for my sweet Socrates, he's not doing well.
August 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Please spare some thoughts for my sweet Socrates, he's not doing well.