#schmendrick
June 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Gey kaken ofn yahm, schmendrick
May 27, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Read the room, schmendrick
April 21, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Schmendrick, too
February 4, 2026 at 3:54 PM
My gf is playing Tamagotchi Life & look at this idiot she made
June 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
arrested by the thought of tgirl schmendrick
May 30, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Give me 4 versions of you:
July 27, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Eric Adams? More like Schmendrick Schmadams!

Okay, it needs work.
September 26, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I haven't watched but he looks like a yassified schmendrick
June 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
If I was in Star Wars I'd be Schmendrick the Magician
If I was in Star Wars I’d be a Groot
September 7, 2023 at 3:48 AM
The schmendrick, the schmendrick!
TRADITION!
Please....make it stop
June 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Happy 86th Birthday today
to Mr. Peter Beagle.

Have a taco.
April 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
"Es gibt nie ein glückliches Ende, denn es endet nichts."

- Schmendrick
March 11, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I had to turn my Beavis and Butthead and my Co-Ed Naked Volleyball shirts inside out, you fucking schmendrick.
The Supreme Court has declined to hear a Massachusetts student's challenge to his middle school’s prohibition on him wearing a T-shirt bearing the slogan “There are only two genders.”
Supreme Court rejects student’s challenge to ‘two genders’ T-shirt ban
A middle school student in Massachusetts was told he could not wear the T-shirt based on the school's dress code, which forbids hate speech.
nbcnews.to
May 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Repost with a banger pic of your cat

Schmendrick :)
November 4, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Schmendrick!
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Think about the offspring she bore with her mate Schmendrick Miller… those kids don’t have a chance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Schmendrick!!
November 16, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Good morning, kind regards Schmendrick
September 26, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Last Unicorn, Schmendrick is a wizard, but not a good wizard
March 25, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The Last Unicorn (1982), with Schmendrick the Magician, voiced by Alan Arkin.
a cartoon of a boy with the words magic do as you will
Alt: Schmendrick the Magician (Alan Arkin) from the animated movie The Last Unicorn (1982) raising his arms to the sky and shouting, "Magic, do as you will," followed by lightning.
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I'm one episode in and he is 100% Schmendrick on rizz
June 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
the schmendrick who made this buys his challah pre-sliced
March 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM