autism specialists out there telling you to put things in your hands to stay more focused instead of things like "oh yeah be careful of samefood scurvey" and "yeah so everyone else would report that as pain and not simply itching"
November 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
autism specialists out there telling you to put things in your hands to stay more focused instead of things like "oh yeah be careful of samefood scurvey" and "yeah so everyone else would report that as pain and not simply itching"
#SundaySentence (see photo for the complete sentence)
...for our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed in them; and the bad neighborhood to be avoided is our own scurvey selves.
- Henry David Thoreau, c. 1854
...for our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed in them; and the bad neighborhood to be avoided is our own scurvey selves.
- Henry David Thoreau, c. 1854
October 25, 2026 at 6:52 PM
#SundaySentence (see photo for the complete sentence)
...for our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed in them; and the bad neighborhood to be avoided is our own scurvey selves.
- Henry David Thoreau, c. 1854
...for our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed in them; and the bad neighborhood to be avoided is our own scurvey selves.
- Henry David Thoreau, c. 1854
Scurvey dog
October 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Scurvey dog
...so we'll know Mungo when he's vibrant blue, toothless, and riddled with scurvey.
October 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
...so we'll know Mungo when he's vibrant blue, toothless, and riddled with scurvey.
And when Rome tried to go there, they got scurvey (they didn't know what that was) on the trip and decided that meant that only the locals could survive the area 😆
October 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
And when Rome tried to go there, they got scurvey (they didn't know what that was) on the trip and decided that meant that only the locals could survive the area 😆
Added some weird facts about King Henry VIII to the article, "Worst Diet." It's free and complete at worlds-worst-website.com/worst-diet ( #HenryVIII, #KingHenryVIII, #HenryThe8th, #diet, #culinary, #History, #EnglishHistory, #England, #food, #eating, #scurvey)
September 3, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Added some weird facts about King Henry VIII to the article, "Worst Diet." It's free and complete at worlds-worst-website.com/worst-diet ( #HenryVIII, #KingHenryVIII, #HenryThe8th, #diet, #culinary, #History, #EnglishHistory, #England, #food, #eating, #scurvey)
MAHA Scurvey 2026
August 14, 2026 at 4:42 AM
MAHA Scurvey 2026
Scurvey in our military. The military can't do anything right with an incompetent idiot in charge of the Dept of Defense
August 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Scurvey in our military. The military can't do anything right with an incompetent idiot in charge of the Dept of Defense
finally settled on an author pic for the back of the book, not because i am afraid of being perceived, but because it's just that much more fucking fun this way
August 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
finally settled on an author pic for the back of the book, not because i am afraid of being perceived, but because it's just that much more fucking fun this way
After all the fresh produce giving people the jetpoo, expect scurvey cases to skyrocket too.
Not at skyrocketing as the jetpoo, but still ..
Not at skyrocketing as the jetpoo, but still ..
August 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
After all the fresh produce giving people the jetpoo, expect scurvey cases to skyrocket too.
Not at skyrocketing as the jetpoo, but still ..
Not at skyrocketing as the jetpoo, but still ..
AM RECOVERING FROM SCURVEY
eating ORANGS
eating ORANGS
August 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
AM RECOVERING FROM SCURVEY
eating ORANGS
eating ORANGS
Never 'screw' around with scurvey. Vodka adjuvant?
August 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Never 'screw' around with scurvey. Vodka adjuvant?
British plebs don't have a fucking clue about prepping! If a real disaster hit they would be living off a diet of pasta, tinned tomatoes, toilet paper and hand gel for about 3 weeks before they die of a mixture of constipation and scurvey.
December 3, 2024 at 9:57 AM
British plebs don't have a fucking clue about prepping! If a real disaster hit they would be living off a diet of pasta, tinned tomatoes, toilet paper and hand gel for about 3 weeks before they die of a mixture of constipation and scurvey.
Popeye:
The world gets topsy turvey
When we all get the scurvey
But keep eating beef in a can
Sailing alpha mannnnnn
The world gets topsy turvey
When we all get the scurvey
But keep eating beef in a can
Sailing alpha mannnnnn
April 28, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Popeye:
The world gets topsy turvey
When we all get the scurvey
But keep eating beef in a can
Sailing alpha mannnnnn
The world gets topsy turvey
When we all get the scurvey
But keep eating beef in a can
Sailing alpha mannnnnn
Yep SCURVEY SCOTUS sold us out.
February 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yep SCURVEY SCOTUS sold us out.
The British managed to control one third of the world by eating ship's biscuits with weevils in them and general scurvey. It doesn't matter what you eat.
I've seen just as many fat people of colour as white when I look at USA YouTube videos. You're all products of badly produced food additives.
I've seen just as many fat people of colour as white when I look at USA YouTube videos. You're all products of badly produced food additives.
May 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The British managed to control one third of the world by eating ship's biscuits with weevils in them and general scurvey. It doesn't matter what you eat.
I've seen just as many fat people of colour as white when I look at USA YouTube videos. You're all products of badly produced food additives.
I've seen just as many fat people of colour as white when I look at USA YouTube videos. You're all products of badly produced food additives.
Reminded me of the dream I had the other day, about a SBEmail where Strongbad recounts the story of the time he tried a fad diet where he only ate hotdogs and hamburgers, and eventually got scurvey.
January 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Reminded me of the dream I had the other day, about a SBEmail where Strongbad recounts the story of the time he tried a fad diet where he only ate hotdogs and hamburgers, and eventually got scurvey.
the very end of a pirate knock-knock joke:
ORANGE you glad i didn’t get scurvey?
ORANGE you glad i didn’t get scurvey?
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the very end of a pirate knock-knock joke:
ORANGE you glad i didn’t get scurvey?
ORANGE you glad i didn’t get scurvey?
pirate wearing a little ribbon that says FUCK SCURVEY
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
pirate wearing a little ribbon that says FUCK SCURVEY
If Ireland could no longer import food we'd have to eat 'the national herd' before the herd starves.
The chickens would be first. Almost all imported feed.
Then the pigs.
Then the dairy cows.
The cattle and sheep would survive the best.
But we'd all have scurvey by then!!!
The chickens would be first. Almost all imported feed.
Then the pigs.
Then the dairy cows.
The cattle and sheep would survive the best.
But we'd all have scurvey by then!!!
January 19, 2026 at 8:20 AM
If Ireland could no longer import food we'd have to eat 'the national herd' before the herd starves.
The chickens would be first. Almost all imported feed.
Then the pigs.
Then the dairy cows.
The cattle and sheep would survive the best.
But we'd all have scurvey by then!!!
The chickens would be first. Almost all imported feed.
Then the pigs.
Then the dairy cows.
The cattle and sheep would survive the best.
But we'd all have scurvey by then!!!
What do you do on Talk Like a Pirate Day, go around correcting people for saying “Aaargh, ye scurvey bilge rat!?”
And they say us PhDs are a humorless lot.
And they say us PhDs are a humorless lot.
January 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
What do you do on Talk Like a Pirate Day, go around correcting people for saying “Aaargh, ye scurvey bilge rat!?”
And they say us PhDs are a humorless lot.
And they say us PhDs are a humorless lot.