#self-employed
the nice thing about being self-employed is that you dont have a schedule!

the bad thing about being self-employed is that you dont have a schedule...
November 27, 2024 at 9:02 AM
god i love being self employed
December 4, 2024 at 7:45 PM
The problem with being self-employed is my boss is an asshole.
December 3, 2024 at 3:01 PM
30% of americans are self-employed as youtube pedophile hunters
July 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I never use self-checkouts, always employed people.
September 24, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I'm the worst kind of employed: self-employed
May 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.

Be a love, and pay it today.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"human trafficking is when people are self employed"
Guys, is it trafficking when sex work?
February 8, 2024 at 7:36 PM
The best thing about being self-employed is that I can say anything I want about Charlie Kirk…
September 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
self employed behaviour
October 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This goes for when youre self employed too.
I'm not sure which of you need to hear this, but:

If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.

Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
March 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
What if I'm a self-employed handler? 🥰
September 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM
MG: And are you employed?
ME: I’m self-employed. But it’s a real job! I write horror novels!
BANKER: REALLY?! *starts showing off her ghost tattoos*
August 28, 2024 at 6:36 PM
He’s self-employed.
#HomoWork
March 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I lost that job in 2009 and went into freelance. Fewer job interviews when you are self-employed.
September 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I'd be self-employed but I don't want to work for that idiot.
April 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Being self-employed means I can do what I fucking please.
Is it acceptable to swear at work?

Completely acceptable: 11%
Fairly acceptable: 31%
Not very acceptable: 33%
Not acceptable at all: 19%

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December 6, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Saying, "enjoy the bank holiday!" to self-employed people is like saying "enjoy the rapture!" to a satanist.
August 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Applying for apartments as a self employed person feels like this
January 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
As of today I have been self-employed as a cartoonist for 21 years.
June 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
you younger freelancers, self-employed comrades, I cannot even begin to explain what a fucking horror this was, back in the day.
December 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
To the extent that I am employed, I am self-employed
April 9, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Making Tax Digital is really just Making Self-Employed People Do More Work and Pay More Money.
September 22, 2026 at 3:04 PM
This is worrying.

I'm self-employed.
September 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Being self employed and working from home really fucks up a snow day.
November 19, 2024 at 7:38 AM