#selfRoast
You know you're a loner irl when your text message inbox is only full of old verification codes...

Nicccce. #SelfRoast
December 3, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Saturdays show “That’s a Choice” at Water Tower Distillery in Ypsilanti in 58 s.. 🍻🎤

Yes… the first joke is about that water tower. 🌭😅
But then it’s 50-ish seconds of getting worse. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Very mustachio. Definitely NSFW. 🌭🇩🇪🧔🏻
So please repost. 😈

#StandUpComedy #Comedy #NSFW #SelfRoast #Comedian
June 30, 2026 at 12:41 PM
July 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Holy shit, that’s what happened to my wife. #selfroast
December 19, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Meme

I made this as a self roast.

#SelfRoast #Pokémon #Meme #PokémonMeme
March 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
July 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
December 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I was today years-old when I discovered my mouse’s side-buttons move through browser history… fml

Takeaway: push all the buttons at least once
😲😅 #selfRoast
May 6, 2026 at 4:53 AM
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Seit seinem losten Geschwafel zum Drachengame, voller Ahnungslosigkeit, eh nicht mehr ernst zu nehmen.
Von seinem "Kurzauftritt" bei Mastodon, der einem Selfroast glich, ganz zu schweigen.
Der Mann mit der falschesten Meinung hat sich eingeloggt.
January 24, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I'm so lazy, I can't even defend myself. Curious as to how my immune system is still working efficiently.
#lazy #laziness #selfdeprecation #immunity #immune #system #immunesystem #work #working #defend #defence #curious #curiousity #efficient #efficiency #relatable #selfroast
January 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
one of my red flags is that i do not believe i am at fault for any of my non-5-star uber ratings. they’re either the result of other passengers or the driver having a bad day. and i fully believe that. 🚩

#redflag #uber #uberrating #selfroast
June 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
is that a selfroast? very rare nowadays
February 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
February 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
It's okay if you're ugly, as long as you're aware of it and can joke about it.
#selfroast
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
iM mAgA AnD yOu musT ProTeCt yOuRSelF AgAinsT My PoSTs

lmao try again

#Selfroast #maga #roastingcultists #trump #Stopbeingdomesticterrorists
February 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
November 18, 2024 at 10:19 AM
TIKTOK WITH THE SELFROAST😭😭
January 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM