*ax sharpening sounds intensify*
November 4, 2026 at 7:05 AM
*ax sharpening sounds intensify*
sorry i couldn’t hear you i was sharpening this guillotine
November 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
sorry i couldn’t hear you i was sharpening this guillotine
The expectation in January is Mamdani. Y'all better fucking work.
Cat Sharpening Claws with Nail File
ALT: Cat Sharpening Claws with Nail File
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November 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The expectation in January is Mamdani. Y'all better fucking work.
sorry I was late. I was sharpening my horn of plenty.
November 3, 2026 at 12:49 AM
sorry I was late. I was sharpening my horn of plenty.
Shivs sharpening for the Ides
November 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Shivs sharpening for the Ides
I expect to see a rapidly sharpening contrast between marginal party members trying to wriggle out and the diehard MAGA rump.
There is also an assumption that Republicans will just continue to be nice little lapdogs in the face of these losses, and I really don't think so.
November 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I expect to see a rapidly sharpening contrast between marginal party members trying to wriggle out and the diehard MAGA rump.
I don’t really want to spend all day arguing about it but I will observe that the presumptive Speaker and Senate Majority Leader going “let’s move forward and legislate” while all of the committee chairs are sharpening axes is probably not because the caucus leaders are out of step with their chairs
November 4, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I don’t really want to spend all day arguing about it but I will observe that the presumptive Speaker and Senate Majority Leader going “let’s move forward and legislate” while all of the committee chairs are sharpening axes is probably not because the caucus leaders are out of step with their chairs
every female game character's jawline just sharpening into gigachad shapes
November 4, 2026 at 4:35 AM
every female game character's jawline just sharpening into gigachad shapes
This night is fascinatingly different to 2008 in that every blue win just sounds like steel sharpening this time around
November 4, 2026 at 4:34 AM
This night is fascinatingly different to 2008 in that every blue win just sounds like steel sharpening this time around
Even as we celebrate, a reminder:
This is not an election for starry eyes.
This is an election for sharpening knives.
This is not an election for starry eyes.
This is an election for sharpening knives.
November 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Even as we celebrate, a reminder:
This is not an election for starry eyes.
This is an election for sharpening knives.
This is not an election for starry eyes.
This is an election for sharpening knives.
texas just elected the guy who’s currently sharpening his knife to cut off every boy’s penis
November 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
texas just elected the guy who’s currently sharpening his knife to cut off every boy’s penis
Republicans 'sharpening knives' for Vance for his part in midterm wipeout: ex-GOP governor #RawStory
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Republicans 'sharpening knives' for Vance for his part in midterm wipeout: ex-GOP governor
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November 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Republicans 'sharpening knives' for Vance for his part in midterm wipeout: ex-GOP governor #RawStory
sharpening pencils with one of these just hits different
November 2, 2026 at 4:03 AM
sharpening pencils with one of these just hits different
“Self-sharpening!”
October 31, 2026 at 4:56 AM
“Self-sharpening!”
we’re not even sharpening. you get whatever’s stuck in you
November 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
we’re not even sharpening. you get whatever’s stuck in you
bluesky admins sharpening up real quick to woke 2
Hi all! Figured my followers would disproportionately like to know this – there is now a pronouns field you can edit in your bio. And you can now look at people's pronouns next to their handle.
November 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
bluesky admins sharpening up real quick to woke 2
Looks like a grinding wheel like you'd use for shaping and sharpening tools
November 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Looks like a grinding wheel like you'd use for shaping and sharpening tools
This is like people in Hungary looking at Orban and eagerly sharpening knives while watching Ukraine's Yanukovich getting run out of the country
November 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
This is like people in Hungary looking at Orban and eagerly sharpening knives while watching Ukraine's Yanukovich getting run out of the country
Counterpoint: every person I've talked to today is sharpening their Guillotines. Impeachment is *accountability* and the least of what needs to be being discussed!
Jeffries: "I haven't had a single member of the House Democratic caucus talk to me about impeachment. We've been relentlessly focused on affordability and accountability."
November 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Counterpoint: every person I've talked to today is sharpening their Guillotines. Impeachment is *accountability* and the least of what needs to be being discussed!
Incoming Dem committee chairs:
Gordon Ramsay Sharpening a Butcher Knife
Alt: Gordon Ramsay Sharpening a Butcher Knife
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November 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Incoming Dem committee chairs:
Hellyeah. Good to meet you Eliot. I’ll get on sharpening my broad axe and making trenails.
November 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Hellyeah. Good to meet you Eliot. I’ll get on sharpening my broad axe and making trenails.
Ryan Grim sharpening the bowl he cuts his hair with and crying
Platner was never needed, not for a minute
November 4, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Ryan Grim sharpening the bowl he cuts his hair with and crying
it’s claw sharpening day
October 30, 2026 at 11:27 AM
it’s claw sharpening day
Lyons says MAGA influencers are now “sharpening their knives” & blaming Republican “Neocons” for waging war on Iran. Even though it was entirely Trump and Netanyahu’s decision.
Republican house is burning down.🔥
Republican house is burning down.🔥
November 4, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Lyons says MAGA influencers are now “sharpening their knives” & blaming Republican “Neocons” for waging war on Iran. Even though it was entirely Trump and Netanyahu’s decision.
Republican house is burning down.🔥
Republican house is burning down.🔥