tired: Oval Office
wired: the shituation room
wired: the shituation room
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
tired: Oval Office
wired: the shituation room
wired: the shituation room
In the shituation room
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
In the shituation room
Solid reporting here on the ongoing Citrix shituation.
Security researcher Kevin Beaumont and a threat intelligence company warn: New exploits are being actively exploited. Official information is missing.
Security researchers warn: New zero-day exploits in Citrix Netscaler?
Security researcher Kevin Beaumont and a threat intelligence company warn: New exploits are being actively exploited. Official information is missing.
www.heise.de
September 27, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Solid reporting here on the ongoing Citrix shituation.
The Shituation Room
February 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The Shituation Room
I God, will now create a new word:
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
November 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I God, will now create a new word:
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
the shituation room
>the regime functionaries are yellow border posting on main
@adam35.bsky.social come get ur mans
@adam35.bsky.social come get ur mans
February 28, 2026 at 11:40 PM
the shituation room
Call it the current SHITuation.
September 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Call it the current SHITuation.
die aktuelle shituation
July 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
die aktuelle shituation
I don’t have words to express my feelings about this shituation 🫠
And no, I don’t mistype it.
This is 💩
#UkrainianView
And no, I don’t mistype it.
This is 💩
#UkrainianView
⚡️ The IOC is letting Russian and Belarusian youth athletes back into global competitions under their own flags.
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I don’t have words to express my feelings about this shituation 🫠
And no, I don’t mistype it.
This is 💩
#UkrainianView
And no, I don’t mistype it.
This is 💩
#UkrainianView
The ONLY reason we're in this shituation is Colonial Asset Stripping
"You know, really, by rights, New Zealand should be a rich country, because there's not a lot of people there, there's a phenomenal amount of natural wealth per person, it can sustain a good quality of life for every single person in the country."
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The ONLY reason we're in this shituation is Colonial Asset Stripping
Once they are gone that room needs to be blocked off and labeled The Shituation Room.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Once they are gone that room needs to be blocked off and labeled The Shituation Room.
Proof we are living in a shituation.
February 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Proof we are living in a shituation.
Tired: Shart
Wired: Shituation
Wired: Shituation
September 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Tired: Shart
Wired: Shituation
Wired: Shituation
gotta fart but it lowkey stuck call that a shituation
September 22, 2026 at 5:06 AM
gotta fart but it lowkey stuck call that a shituation
That'd be the shituation room.....
June 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
That'd be the shituation room.....
A list of importmanteaus (important + portmanteaus)…
Floor + wardrobe = floordrobe
Car + garbage = carbage
Meme + memories = meme-ories
Typo + hypochondriac = typochondriac
Drunk + uncle= drunkle
Pun + unintentional = punintentional
Shit + situation = shituation
Zombie + beavers = zombeavers
Floor + wardrobe = floordrobe
Car + garbage = carbage
Meme + memories = meme-ories
Typo + hypochondriac = typochondriac
Drunk + uncle= drunkle
Pun + unintentional = punintentional
Shit + situation = shituation
Zombie + beavers = zombeavers
April 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
A list of importmanteaus (important + portmanteaus)…
Floor + wardrobe = floordrobe
Car + garbage = carbage
Meme + memories = meme-ories
Typo + hypochondriac = typochondriac
Drunk + uncle= drunkle
Pun + unintentional = punintentional
Shit + situation = shituation
Zombie + beavers = zombeavers
Floor + wardrobe = floordrobe
Car + garbage = carbage
Meme + memories = meme-ories
Typo + hypochondriac = typochondriac
Drunk + uncle= drunkle
Pun + unintentional = punintentional
Shit + situation = shituation
Zombie + beavers = zombeavers
And this is the power the press can wield. If they had done this to Trump we would not be in our current shituation.
February 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
And this is the power the press can wield. If they had done this to Trump we would not be in our current shituation.
THE SHITUATION ROOM
THE SITUATION ROOM
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
THE SHITUATION ROOM
Gonna go ahead and say that the report button also may prove useful in this Shituation
October 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Gonna go ahead and say that the report button also may prove useful in this Shituation
11. Shituation
As in: it's Monday, my stapler exploded, throwing stabby little staples all over the floor, & it's creating quite a shituation here.
As in: it's Monday, my stapler exploded, throwing stabby little staples all over the floor, & it's creating quite a shituation here.
January 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
11. Shituation
As in: it's Monday, my stapler exploded, throwing stabby little staples all over the floor, & it's creating quite a shituation here.
As in: it's Monday, my stapler exploded, throwing stabby little staples all over the floor, & it's creating quite a shituation here.