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dudeseriouslywtf.bsky.social
We know where this could go.

#nzpol #simeonbrown #antiabortionists
kiwichar.bsky.social Char Of AotearoaNZ @kiwichar.bsky.social · Apr 3
The current minister for HEALTH…except for women’s health, obviously. 🙄🤦‍♀️ #nzpol
April 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
alranz.bsky.social
This is outrageous 😤! Why are there no Gynecology & Obstetrics specialist in Whakatāne Hospital AND why are birthing ppl reimbursed for travel for care but ppl who choose #abortion are not reimbursed for travel? #nzpol #abortionishealthcare #SimeonBrown #Luxon #antiabortion #antichoice #alranz
April 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
dudeseriouslywtf.bsky.social
Love hearing our bald-faced liar of a PM & Minister of Health blaming nurses for them having to strike today.
Newsflash, kiddies. It's your government's fault. AoNZers aren't buying the BS you're selling.

#nzpol #supportnznurses #MOH #SimeonBrown #ChristopherLuxon
July 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
alranz.bsky.social
Will Simeon Brown try to shut down Family Planning? Emily Writes has the scoop, including quotes from ALRANZ’s own: emilywrites.substack.com/p/will-simeo...
#alranz #abortionrightsaotearoa #nzpol #abortion #SimeonBrown
Will Simeon Brown try to shut down Family Planning?
The Health Minister's dark past is a concern.
emilywrites.substack.com
January 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
creativeelc.bsky.social
My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3503...

Simeon's been saying A LOT this week. Most of it stating the bloody obvious. But what is he not saying...

#EditorialCartoon #PoliticalCartoon #Caricature #SimeonBrown #Ferry #SimonSays
Cartoon title: Simeon Says... A tiny Simeon Brown stands clutching his fingers nervously says, "Pylons shouldn't fall over! Ferries shouldn't crash! Potholes shouldn't be on roads!" And the panel to the right has him close up with the tilte: Simeon doesn't say... 'We will find the infrastructure properly'.
June 23, 2024 at 6:25 PM
huiasue.bsky.social
After cutting 70,000+ jobs, causing recession & poverty & kicking families out of emergency housing & selling state houses NZ Coalition & PM Luxon confirm #SimeonBrown action plan on ‘move-on’ orders for homeless #Neoliberal #austerity #cruelty #AtlasNetwork #nzpol www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
PM confirms action plan on Auckland CBD homeless 'move on orders' after mayor, minister meet
The PM said he expected an announcement to be made by Christmas.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
dudeseriouslywtf.bsky.social
Fixed the health system, did ya #SimeonBrown, #ChristopherLuxon, #NicolaWillis????

I think not.

#nzpol

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/stroke-an...
Stroke and road crash victims being treated in corridors, says ED doctor
She says little has changed since last winter, which was 'brutal' for staff and patients.
www.nzherald.co.nz
May 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
alranz.bsky.social
This headline feels ACCURATE.....are they reading our minds?! #nzpol #Luxon #SimeonBrown #Alranz #AbortionRightsAotearoa #AbortionIsHealthcare #BodilyAutonomy #ProAbortion #ReproductiveJustice #NZ #Aotearoa #Abortion
Headline reads: 'I knew one day I'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down- I just didn't expect them to be such losers' This headline feels ACCURATE.....are they reading our minds?! #nzpol #Luxon #SimeonBrown #Alranz #AbortionRightsAotearoa #AbortionIsHealthcare #BodilyAutonomy #ProAbortion #ReproductiveJustice #NZ #Aotearoa #Abortion
January 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
aotearoaunfiltered.bsky.social
EDs in meltdown, GPs drowning, patients waiting—Simeon’s cure? Being a dad, a patient, and a good pep talk. His big plan? Tell hospitals to ‘do better’ while slashing funding and ignoring the workforce crisis. No funding. No plan. Prep for Privatisation. #HealthCrisis #NZPol
#SimeonBrown
radionz.nzcow.com RNZ News (Unofficial) @radionz.nzcow.com · Jan 29
📢 The newly minted Health Minister says the buck will stop with him on delivering better healthcare for all New Zealanders.

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Simeon Brown lines up ED wait times, primary healthcare for fix list
www.rnz.co.nz
January 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
alranz.bsky.social
Simeon Brown quoting unscientific statistics about #abortion & arrogant at 18 when Dr Sparrow was 75 & the MOST qualified to talk about reproductive health. He was arrogant then...seems nothing has changed #nzpol #alranz #abortionrightsaotearoa #SimeonBrown #Luxon #NZNationalParty
January 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
creativeelc.bsky.social
My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Today over 36,000 nurses go on strike. The ombudsman has told Health NZ to apologise for secret nurse staffing data.

#NzPol #StrikeAction #Nurses #Ombudsman #Cartoon #Caricature #SimeonBrown #Govt #NationalParty
Cartoon. Title: ombudsman to health Nz: Apologise for secrecy of nursing stats. A busy hospital ward with a tiny Simeon Brown standing amongst three cardboard cut out nurses he's saying, "See!! The ward is fully staffed!" There are patients in their beds and three nurses inside the ward and two outside the ward all looking perplexed and annoyed with the obvious sham.
September 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
huiasue.bsky.social
#National's flagship #telehealth costs Kiwis up to $99 a call as #SimeonBrown funds telehealth providers 3-4 times higher than #GPs
As primary healthcare stutters around the country, why is National trying to kill it off? #nzpol
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
rprakash08.bsky.social
Simeon Brown boasts that his health system is working. This is how well his reforms are working. The associated video is amazing.
#nzpol #nzpolitics #NZHealth #SimeonBrown
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
‘I really love my job’: Why a veteran ED nurse walked away
Emergency department doctors and nurses across New Zealand describe conditions they say are unsafe
www.stuff.co.nz
September 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
dudeseriouslywtf.bsky.social
Ladies & Gentlemen. I give you...your Health System!!
As designed by #SimeonBrown & #ChristopherLuxon!

3 Jeers for them both:
Hip Hip, GO AWAY
Hip Hip, GO AWAY
Hip Hip, GO AWAY.
#nzpol

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/influenza...
'200% capacity': Flu patients spill into hospital corridors, face 10-hour waits
Doctors warn flu pressure is straining hospitals, GPs and ambulance services.
www.nzherald.co.nz
August 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
dudeseriouslywtf.bsky.social
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608....

#nzpol
#ChristopherLuxon. #SimeonBrown.
#WinstonPeters
#DavidSeymour
#DrShaneReti
#NicolaWillis

You all did this.
We won't forget.

VOTE THESE INHUMANE, ECONOMIC VANDALS OUT IN 26.
The regions where patients are dying and going blind waiting for help
What’s keeping bosses at your local hospital up at night? Documents reveal major risks and cases of distressing harm.
www.stuff.co.nz
September 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
creativeelc.bsky.social
My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Simeon's dream of being a top ranking gladiator is realised here in cartoon form... The reality is, people are being hurt unnecessarily for profit.

#NzPol #Cartoon #Caricature #SimeonBrown #Government
Cartoon. Title: Simeon's demands on the health sector. We're in a corridor with Romanesque items - columns, roads, patterned walls. And Simeon Brown is tucked inside a golden chariot with his whip. And holding the chariot are three health sector workers. They're carrying him and running with agony in their faces. He's shouting at them, "MORE CUTS! MORE PATIENTS! MORE EFFICIENCY! FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!"
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
dudeseriouslywtf.bsky.social
#SimeonBrown #SimonCourt #DavidSeymour #WinstonPeters #ChristopherLuxon #nzpol
#Freepalestine #genocide

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October 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
humphrey-lyttelton.bsky.social
#SimeonBrown #WeirdLittleGobshite
May 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
alranz.bsky.social
Dame Margaret Sparrow remembering then 18 year old Simeon Brown leading the fight against Family Planning while President of Right to Life - an anti-choice religious organization in Aotearoa #abortion #alranz #nzpol #SimeonBrown #Luxon #NZNationalParty
January 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
creativeelc.bsky.social
My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

Simeon Brown was in charge of getting rid of the clean car discount in 2023... and now it's come to bite him, and the country, in the arse...

#NzPol #Caricature #SimeonBrown #Iran #Petrol
Cartoon. Title: Petrolhead's Lament: two panel cartoon. Top panel has Simeon Brown slashing the tyres of an EV car running away laughing, "I GOT 'EM GOOD!" In the bottom panel he's outside his house (his family are in the front room seeing an oil tanker being blown up) he's crying that his petrol car can't go anywhere... he's cut his nose off to spite his face. His wife and son are standing behind him in shock.
March 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
mayaofaotearoa.bsky.social
@simeonbrown The minister of health says the government is making cervical cancer screening free for "all New Zealanders".

Someone should tell him about the "birds and bees".
September 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
huiasue.bsky.social
Jack asked why none of NZgovt’s targets related to the workforce, given there are great shortages across the board. #SimeonBrown said they’d hired 900 doctors, which is great, although less wonderful when you consider there is a shortage of 1800 doctors #NZGovtFail open.substack.com/pub/nickrock...?
August 10, 2026 at 6:18 AM
dunnersmads.bsky.social
#nzpol
#simeonbrown
What full blown looks like.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Jul 16
TINA SMITH: Researchers in MN made a breakthrough in childhood cancer in Black kids with a grant. But it seems that according to your proposed rule, this type of research wouldn't allowed bc it's 'DEI.'

VOUGHT: We are against DEI policies. We have intended to rid of them whenever we possibly can.
July 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
dudeseriouslywtf.bsky.social
‼️‼️Breaking News‼️‼️

Minister for Auckland #SimeonBrown has No Clue how to help Auckland. ‼️‼️

#National... No Surprises There.

#nzpol #NationalPartyNZ #NZGovtIdiots

No simple solution to stimulate economic growth - Minister for Auckland www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
No simple solution to stimulate economic growth - Minister for Auckland
Simeon Brown says the government were doing several things to positively impact the region's economy.
www.rnz.co.nz
August 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
huiasue.bsky.social
#SimeonBrown said NZ govt is “focused on #prevention, as well as improving the #health of children & young people.” in response to a #CureKids report finding that 60,000 children are admitted to hospital with preventable diseases in NZ every year, but: #nzpol
open.substack.com/pub/andrewdi...?
Simeon Brown is Not Focused on Prevention
The Cure Kids report, respiratory illness and shitty health advice.
open.substack.com
April 20, 2026 at 10:54 AM