PRIEST: do you take this woman, till death do you part
SKAT MAN: I bwee dop skiddly doo
BRIDE: I love you Skat Man
SKAT MAN: I bwee dop skiddly doo
BRIDE: I love you Skat Man
October 13, 2024 at 5:51 PM
PRIEST: do you take this woman, till death do you part
SKAT MAN: I bwee dop skiddly doo
BRIDE: I love you Skat Man
SKAT MAN: I bwee dop skiddly doo
BRIDE: I love you Skat Man
Rayssa foi samurai no Skat Street. Parabéns.
September 15, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Rayssa foi samurai no Skat Street. Parabéns.
I bet I could convince Cam Skattebo that MC Skat Kat is real
September 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I bet I could convince Cam Skattebo that MC Skat Kat is real
JUDGE: do you swear to tell the truth
SKAT MAN: I skwee bop skiddly doo
JUDGE: thank you Skat M-
SKAT MAN *rapidly*: skidibidopbweedoowoodipdeedoobeedwipdeeskibeedeedopdeedooskwipbwipskideebiddlidwipdoobeedopdoo
JUDGE: haha wow
SKAT MAN: I skwee bop skiddly doo
JUDGE: thank you Skat M-
SKAT MAN *rapidly*: skidibidopbweedoowoodipdeedoobeedwipdeeskibeedeedopdeedooskwipbwipskideebiddlidwipdoobeedopdoo
JUDGE: haha wow
October 18, 2024 at 2:11 PM
JUDGE: do you swear to tell the truth
SKAT MAN: I skwee bop skiddly doo
JUDGE: thank you Skat M-
SKAT MAN *rapidly*: skidibidopbweedoowoodipdeedoobeedwipdeeskibeedeedopdeedooskwipbwipskideebiddlidwipdoobeedopdoo
JUDGE: haha wow
SKAT MAN: I skwee bop skiddly doo
JUDGE: thank you Skat M-
SKAT MAN *rapidly*: skidibidopbweedoowoodipdeedoobeedwipdeeskibeedeedopdeedooskwipbwipskideebiddlidwipdoobeedopdoo
JUDGE: haha wow
Why three people blocked me since I skat this lmao
The first person to ever give human history’s first blowjob must have been LIVING the way they got that Neanderthal ball smell all up in their face
September 21, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Why three people blocked me since I skat this lmao
Hell ya bsky.app/profile/skat...
Fun fact, the Antwerpen Automotives guy got popped for this once! www.cbsnews.com/baltimore/ne...
Local Car Dealer Cited For Unpermitted Guns On Yacht
Maryland car dealer Jacob "Jack" Antwerpen was arrested in New York on Wednesday after authorities determined he did not have a valid license for several firearms found aboard his yacht.
www.cbsnews.com
September 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Hell ya bsky.app/profile/skat...
Another enemy "exclusive" shot down: border guards destroyed an expensive Russian drone "Skat" worth about $400 thousand
March 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Another enemy "exclusive" shot down: border guards destroyed an expensive Russian drone "Skat" worth about $400 thousand
👏👀 Interception of 19 Russian drones: Shahed, Lancets, SKAT 350M, Zala, Orlan, Mavic, Supercam by 3rd Separate Assault Brigade.
January 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
👏👀 Interception of 19 Russian drones: Shahed, Lancets, SKAT 350M, Zala, Orlan, Mavic, Supercam by 3rd Separate Assault Brigade.
Whoops gave this guy too much credit. Anyway he's still in Congress! bsky.app/profile/skat...
Correction: that’s when they MARRIED, they MET when she was in high school
June 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Whoops gave this guy too much credit. Anyway he's still in Congress! bsky.app/profile/skat...
The past tense of skeet is skat btw
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 AM
The past tense of skeet is skat btw
Footage of a Russian “Skat” drone being taken down over one of Ukraine’s northern regions.
July 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Footage of a Russian “Skat” drone being taken down over one of Ukraine’s northern regions.
💥😳 Border guards-aerial reconnaissance RUBpAK "STRIKS" destroyed the Russian "Skat-450M"
"Skat-450M" is a rare enemy drone, which is used for deep aerial reconnaissance. The approximate cost of such a drone is about $400,000.
📍South-Slobozhansky direction
"Skat-450M" is a rare enemy drone, which is used for deep aerial reconnaissance. The approximate cost of such a drone is about $400,000.
📍South-Slobozhansky direction
March 23, 2026 at 3:54 PM
💥😳 Border guards-aerial reconnaissance RUBpAK "STRIKS" destroyed the Russian "Skat-450M"
"Skat-450M" is a rare enemy drone, which is used for deep aerial reconnaissance. The approximate cost of such a drone is about $400,000.
📍South-Slobozhansky direction
"Skat-450M" is a rare enemy drone, which is used for deep aerial reconnaissance. The approximate cost of such a drone is about $400,000.
📍South-Slobozhansky direction
🔥 Rumble in Tokmak — Russian operators of the Skat 350M UAV destroyed
☠️ Inside Bukhanka were two Russian occupiers — members of the aerial reconnaissance crew who specialized in using the “Skat 350M” UAV.
☠️ Inside Bukhanka were two Russian occupiers — members of the aerial reconnaissance crew who specialized in using the “Skat 350M” UAV.
July 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
🔥 Rumble in Tokmak — Russian operators of the Skat 350M UAV destroyed
☠️ Inside Bukhanka were two Russian occupiers — members of the aerial reconnaissance crew who specialized in using the “Skat 350M” UAV.
☠️ Inside Bukhanka were two Russian occupiers — members of the aerial reconnaissance crew who specialized in using the “Skat 350M” UAV.
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September 3, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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Damn, Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat are getting divorced after 35 years
May 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Damn, Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat are getting divorced after 35 years
sorry you had to find out this way
May 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
sorry you had to find out this way
that is not skeet which can eternal skat
and with strange aeons even tweets may twat
and with strange aeons even tweets may twat
March 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
that is not skeet which can eternal skat
and with strange aeons even tweets may twat
and with strange aeons even tweets may twat
Indfører regeringen skat på selvfedme?
December 31, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Indfører regeringen skat på selvfedme?
SKAT, vi har et problem. Og det påvirker hele samfundskontrakten #dagenshelikopter
SKAT, vi har et problem. Og det påvirker hele samfundskontrakten
Skatteskandalerne vælter ud af skabet. Hvad gør det med samfundstilliden?
www.zetland.dk
September 25, 2026 at 5:33 PM
SKAT, vi har et problem. Og det påvirker hele samfundskontrakten #dagenshelikopter
JUDGE: do you swear to tell the truth?
SKAT MAN: I bwee dop skiddly doo
JUDGE *wiping a tear*: lmao thank you skat man
SKAT MAN: I bwee dop skiddly doo
JUDGE *wiping a tear*: lmao thank you skat man
August 23, 2023 at 11:35 AM
JUDGE: do you swear to tell the truth?
SKAT MAN: I bwee dop skiddly doo
JUDGE *wiping a tear*: lmao thank you skat man
SKAT MAN: I bwee dop skiddly doo
JUDGE *wiping a tear*: lmao thank you skat man
"skeeted" or "skat"
Genuine question.
Genuine question.
January 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"skeeted" or "skat"
Genuine question.
Genuine question.