has no furry ever drawn the sexy cadbury rabbit telling the road runner to slow down? or speedy gonzales? or sonic the hedgehog? there's a lot of cartoon characters who need to be told to slow down
September 24, 2026 at 7:35 PM
has no furry ever drawn the sexy cadbury rabbit telling the road runner to slow down? or speedy gonzales? or sonic the hedgehog? there's a lot of cartoon characters who need to be told to slow down
Minfeld, Tempo
Run club day. First 5k in a slow easy group and the rest separated with our fast guy. His easy pace is my tempo pace.
#running #runchat
#RunningPunks #runner
Run club day. First 5k in a slow easy group and the rest separated with our fast guy. His easy pace is my tempo pace.
#running #runchat
#RunningPunks #runner
September 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Minfeld, Tempo
Run club day. First 5k in a slow easy group and the rest separated with our fast guy. His easy pace is my tempo pace.
#running #runchat
#RunningPunks #runner
Run club day. First 5k in a slow easy group and the rest separated with our fast guy. His easy pace is my tempo pace.
#running #runchat
#RunningPunks #runner
I’m slow, fat, and out of shape, but as of this morning, for the first time in almost 4 years, I’m a runner again.
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March 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I’m slow, fat, and out of shape, but as of this morning, for the first time in almost 4 years, I’m a runner again.
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i’ve ran my first 5 miles (8km) without stopping yesterday, and i could not be prouder of myself! i have made peace with the fact that i am and will probably always be a slow runner, but that’s okay 🥰
February 19, 2026 at 11:23 AM
i’ve ran my first 5 miles (8km) without stopping yesterday, and i could not be prouder of myself! i have made peace with the fact that i am and will probably always be a slow runner, but that’s okay 🥰
I've had mixed feelings about Blade Runner 2049, but if you can slow down and take it as it comes?I find it deeply sad but very beautiful. Every shot is worth absorbing. It doesn't happen all at once.
February 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I've had mixed feelings about Blade Runner 2049, but if you can slow down and take it as it comes?I find it deeply sad but very beautiful. Every shot is worth absorbing. It doesn't happen all at once.
"Fuck off"
- this morning's speeding cyclist on the Parkland Walk when I asked him to slow down, immediately before he ran straight into a runner
- this morning's speeding cyclist on the Parkland Walk when I asked him to slow down, immediately before he ran straight into a runner
July 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
"Fuck off"
- this morning's speeding cyclist on the Parkland Walk when I asked him to slow down, immediately before he ran straight into a runner
- this morning's speeding cyclist on the Parkland Walk when I asked him to slow down, immediately before he ran straight into a runner
Bienwald, Recovery
Slow run with a run buddy. Good conversation helped to clear my mind.
#running #runnersofbluesky
#RunningPunks #runner
Slow run with a run buddy. Good conversation helped to clear my mind.
#running #runnersofbluesky
#RunningPunks #runner
July 20, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Bienwald, Recovery
Slow run with a run buddy. Good conversation helped to clear my mind.
#running #runnersofbluesky
#RunningPunks #runner
Slow run with a run buddy. Good conversation helped to clear my mind.
#running #runnersofbluesky
#RunningPunks #runner
Also four-way stops. People don't even *slow* anymore. There's not even a suggestion of a stop. As a runner, it's really scary!
July 28, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Also four-way stops. People don't even *slow* anymore. There's not even a suggestion of a stop. As a runner, it's really scary!
Ran my first 5K last night!! Slow but steady I am being a runner. Not sure how that happened lol
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ran my first 5K last night!! Slow but steady I am being a runner. Not sure how that happened lol
May 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
A bit icy out there for our group run, but took it nice and slow.
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#runingcommunity #runclub #grouprun #ltemployee #lifetimebridgewater #run #runner #running #runcoachmike
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#runingcommunity #runclub #grouprun #ltemployee #lifetimebridgewater #run #runner #running #runcoachmike
February 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A bit icy out there for our group run, but took it nice and slow.
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#runingcommunity #runclub #grouprun #ltemployee #lifetimebridgewater #run #runner #running #runcoachmike
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#runingcommunity #runclub #grouprun #ltemployee #lifetimebridgewater #run #runner #running #runcoachmike
I've always been a slow runner. But I'm getting a lot more stamina than I did as a kit. Don't need to slow down as much now... But does that apply to humping too?
March 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I've always been a slow runner. But I'm getting a lot more stamina than I did as a kit. Don't need to slow down as much now... But does that apply to humping too?
Stoner Daddy 3: Chapter 3 Dad Tits Slow + Reverb
Watch the full Slow + Reverb and the Speed Runner remixes on my Telegram!
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Watch the full Slow + Reverb and the Speed Runner remixes on my Telegram!
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May 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Stoner Daddy 3: Chapter 3 Dad Tits Slow + Reverb
Watch the full Slow + Reverb and the Speed Runner remixes on my Telegram!
linktr.ee/batertater420
Watch the full Slow + Reverb and the Speed Runner remixes on my Telegram!
linktr.ee/batertater420
February 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
watching the world series and I’m convinced I could be a pinch runner. I would simply not run to a base when I am clearly too slow to make it
October 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
watching the world series and I’m convinced I could be a pinch runner. I would simply not run to a base when I am clearly too slow to make it
“A billionaire congressional candidate can’t just send a check to Quinnipiac University and suddenly find himself as the polling front-runner, but he can place enormous Polymarket bets on himself that move the odds in his favor.”
@saahildesai.bsky.social for @theatlantic.com
@saahildesai.bsky.social for @theatlantic.com
America Is Slow-Walking Into a Polymarket Disaster
Why is the media obsessed with prediction markets?
www.theatlantic.com
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 PM
“A billionaire congressional candidate can’t just send a check to Quinnipiac University and suddenly find himself as the polling front-runner, but he can place enormous Polymarket bets on himself that move the odds in his favor.”
@saahildesai.bsky.social for @theatlantic.com
@saahildesai.bsky.social for @theatlantic.com
To be clear, it wasn't moving at highway speeds, and it was heading right *toward* me. Otherwise, I am way too slow a runner to have caught up.
March 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
To be clear, it wasn't moving at highway speeds, and it was heading right *toward* me. Otherwise, I am way too slow a runner to have caught up.
Road runner update: apologies but slow progress #roadrunner #art#painting#watercolor#watercolour #garethperry
February 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Road runner update: apologies but slow progress #roadrunner #art#painting#watercolor#watercolour #garethperry
PSA to Homestar Runner fans who might be unaware (because I was until I just searched on here for posts about the Homestar wiki) that even though the original hrwiki dot org site is really slow these days, there’s a much faster mirror available @ the url homestar.wiki
Homestar Runner Wiki
homestar.wiki
February 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
PSA to Homestar Runner fans who might be unaware (because I was until I just searched on here for posts about the Homestar wiki) that even though the original hrwiki dot org site is really slow these days, there’s a much faster mirror available @ the url homestar.wiki
The gauntlet runner comes to a slow stop in urban suburbia, and the party wanders through the identical picket fences and rolling yards of artificial green...
Their destination? A costco, and its fabled, legendary "dog and a slice" combo.
Their destination? A costco, and its fabled, legendary "dog and a slice" combo.
November 8, 2024 at 5:55 PM
The gauntlet runner comes to a slow stop in urban suburbia, and the party wanders through the identical picket fences and rolling yards of artificial green...
Their destination? A costco, and its fabled, legendary "dog and a slice" combo.
Their destination? A costco, and its fabled, legendary "dog and a slice" combo.
The World Series Ghost Runner is me though and I'm slow as fuck so you better hit that shit real good
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
They should bring the ghost runner back for extra innings but only in Game 7 of the World Series, just to piss everyone off.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The World Series Ghost Runner is me though and I'm slow as fuck so you better hit that shit real good
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Pamela Anderson, best known as slow-motion runner C.J. Parker, outpaces expectations in a career-defining performance in The Last Showgirl as a veteran Vegas dancer facing forced retirement. #moviesky #filmsky #pamelaanderson
February 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Pamela Anderson, best known as slow-motion runner C.J. Parker, outpaces expectations in a career-defining performance in The Last Showgirl as a veteran Vegas dancer facing forced retirement. #moviesky #filmsky #pamelaanderson
One of strange runs where the first half feels sluggish and slow, and then something kicks in where the second half feels effortles and fast.
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#runningisweird #running #runner #runtraining #runcoachmike #runnersofinstagram
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#runningisweird #running #runner #runtraining #runcoachmike #runnersofinstagram
May 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
One of strange runs where the first half feels sluggish and slow, and then something kicks in where the second half feels effortles and fast.
🏃♂️😎🏃♀️
#runningisweird #running #runner #runtraining #runcoachmike #runnersofinstagram
🏃♂️😎🏃♀️
#runningisweird #running #runner #runtraining #runcoachmike #runnersofinstagram
