Developing: Pennsylvania Burger King chains have updated their slogan:
"Here, snitches get stitches"
"Here, snitches get stitches"
December 9, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Developing: Pennsylvania Burger King chains have updated their slogan:
"Here, snitches get stitches"
"Here, snitches get stitches"
Snitches get scritches
September 24, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Snitches get scritches
the future is flying cars that are snitches
important note: the LAPD has figured out it can get footage from Waymos: www.404media.co/lapd-publish...
LAPD Publishes Crime Footage It Got From a Waymo Driverless Car
Police are starting to realize they can demand footage from driverless cars.
www.404media.co
June 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
the future is flying cars that are snitches
Gig economy for snitches
NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Gig economy for snitches
breaking: nobody fucking likes snitches
Riley Walz (@riley.bsky.social), engineer who tweeted public Citi Bike data he thought could help catch the UHC CEO's killer, told me he's received hundreds of threats and that his home address has been widely posted. One tweet with a photo of his house got 5,000 likes. "It's absolutely terrifying"
Online sleuths are racing to catch the UnitedHealthcare CEO’s killer
The shooting of the UnitedHealthcare CEO in New York City, home to a vast network of surveillance cameras, has fueled a crowdsourced manhunt — even as some seek to lionize the killer.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 6, 2024 at 11:48 PM
breaking: nobody fucking likes snitches
Snitches get stitches.
December 5, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Snitches get stitches.
Snitches get stitches, fella.
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
October 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Snitches get stitches, fella.
Civilians are not snitches.
May 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Civilians are not snitches.
Sartorial snitches get impeccable stitches.
September 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sartorial snitches get impeccable stitches.
home of FUCKING SNITCHES
December 19, 2024 at 8:27 PM
home of FUCKING SNITCHES
snitches get stitches zu deutsch petzis kriegen fetzis
May 27, 2026 at 4:59 PM
snitches get stitches zu deutsch petzis kriegen fetzis
Snitches get stitches lol #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
September 24, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Snitches get stitches lol #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
snitches get stitches
March 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
snitches get stitches
Careful, Waymo. Snitches get glitches.
Waymo car delivers misbehaving teen passengers to San Mateo police
Waymo car delivers misbehaving teen passengers to San Mateo police
www.chicagotribune.com
July 8, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Careful, Waymo. Snitches get glitches.
A regime of clout chasing snitches
Meet Savannah Hernandez, the law-and-order influencer from Turning Point USA. She posts, then ICE raids, by Amos Barshad. www.cjr.org/feature/sava...
Turning Point USA’s Savanah Hernandez on her journalistic position.
Turning Point USA’s Savanah Hernandez on her journalistic position.
www.cjr.org
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
A regime of clout chasing snitches
Snitches
“Employees with driver’s license offices across the state, from El Paso to Paris to Plano, reported the names and license numbers of these people to a special agency email account.“
Texas is making a list of transgender Texans. It’s using the DMV to help.
A year after the state blocked transgender Texans from updating their state IDs, it has collected information on more than 100 people who have tried. Officials won’t say what they’re using the list fo...
www.kut.org
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Snitches
Snitches get grinches
If Santa knows who’s naughty and who’s nice and has a record of what they’ve done then he has the solution to millions of cold cases. And he does nothing about it.
December 28, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Snitches get grinches
Snitches get stitches, Shelley (and you've got enough as-is)
July 25, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Snitches get stitches, Shelley (and you've got enough as-is)
Really good advice. Especially about the utility of small acts… and the ubiquitousness of snitches.
I’d tell people to always remember that some of those snitches are gonna be elected Dems and minstrel people of color. Be aware.
I’d tell people to always remember that some of those snitches are gonna be elected Dems and minstrel people of color. Be aware.
My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
January 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Really good advice. Especially about the utility of small acts… and the ubiquitousness of snitches.
I’d tell people to always remember that some of those snitches are gonna be elected Dems and minstrel people of color. Be aware.
I’d tell people to always remember that some of those snitches are gonna be elected Dems and minstrel people of color. Be aware.
if you saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, no you didn't. snitches get stitches.
December 16, 2024 at 8:50 PM
if you saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, no you didn't. snitches get stitches.
“Snitches Get Riches"
June 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Snitches Get Riches"
Snitches get stitches. Everybody knows that.
December 6, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Snitches get stitches. Everybody knows that.
study reveals black bears aren't fucking snitches
Study finds bigfoot sightings correlate with black bear populations arstechnica.com?p=1997521
Study finds bigfoot sightings correlate with black bear populations
The big conclusion: "If bigfoot is there, it could be a bear."
arstechnica.com
June 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
study reveals black bears aren't fucking snitches
"snitches get stitches" oh boy free health care!
March 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"snitches get stitches" oh boy free health care!