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SortaPicks III: 2026 NFL Week 3 Picks
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Picks: *Falcons-Packers (TNF): Packers (Okay, I'm like 40 minutes late, but I literally won't have even peeked at the score yet until I've already posted it.) *Panthers-Browns: Panthers *Chargers-Bills: Bills *Jets-Lions: Lions *Seahawks-Commanders: Seahawks *Chiefs-Dolphins: Chiefs *Titans-Giants: Giants *Patriots-Jaguars: Jaguars *Texans-Colts: Colts *Bengals-Steelers: Steelers (My mind says Bengals so much, but I don't know if I'm raising my hopes too high just yet.) *Cardinals-49ers: 49ers *Vikings-Buccaneers: Vikings *Ravens-Cowboys (Rio): Cowboys *Raiders-Saints: Saints *Rams-Broncos (SNF): Rams *Eagles-Bears (MNF ABC/ESPN): Eagles (though only in the most frustrating way possible for everyone involved) 2026 NFL Picks so far (Weeks 1-2): 19/32, or 59.4% 2025 NFL Week 3 Picks: 11/16, or 68.8% 2025 NFL Picks - Weeks 1-3: 37/48, or 77.1%
September 25, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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SortaPicks III: 2026 NFL Week 2 Recap
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Recap: No more quotes because I can already tell that would be a nightmare to keep up every week 😭 *Lions-Bills (✅): The first clump of Bills Mafia to ever take in a game at New Highmark got to see a lot of touchdowns thanks to these two increasingly concerning secondaries, although at least Josh Allen did a good job distracting from Buffalo's concerns on that end. *Eagles-Titans (✅): It's official. The Eagles are the new Steelers of the NFC, at least in terms of getting wins off splash plays in spite of themselves. *Vikings-Bears (⛔): As brutal a Week 2 loss as I can remember on every conceivable level. The start to one of the worst weeks for QB injuries in recent memory. *Panthers-Falcons (✅): Even prime Matty Ice would have had a tough time pulling a game like this out with Bryce Young randomly owning the Falcons like Aaron Rodgers owning the Bears. But the dire duo of Cooper Rush and Jack Strand? Yeah, no shot. *Packers-Jets (✅): The Jets were so, so close to exposing the Packers even more in the Ex-Rodgers Bowl. But, you know, Aaron Glenn, so that just couldn't pan out. *Steelers-Patriots (✅): I'll give the Jets this though. At least Rodgers' other Celtics Shaq team ain't looking much better. *Saints-Ravens (⛔): Truly a crossover for the ages between the sophomore surge of The Shough Show and the potential surprise renewal of That's So Raven. *Bengals-Texans (⛔): Our defense can legit dominate? All while Chase makes some of the most jaw-dropping plays of the year? We're 2-0 and didn't look drunk off our asses doing so? Is this what hope feels like in terms of just being a good football team again instead of either a decade in limbo or a ugly rebuild waiting to happen? (Me be like Pearl: "Amethyst [or my Bengal fan friend], turn into a chair. I need to sit down.") *Browns-Buccaneers (⛔): Imagine sitting through a weather delay longer than the average video essay just to see your already floundering team blow the finish and let Deshaun Washedson have a game-winning touchdown pass to his name in 2026. At that point, I wouldn't blame them for having buyer's remorse on their season tickets. *Jaguars-Broncos (⛔): Jacksonville's first golden opportunity to position themselves as the class of the AFC slipped right through their fingers the moment Bo Nix's rubberband AI kicked in. By no means am I sounding any alarms on them, but this should be a lesson for the Jags. *Raiders-Chargers (⛔): Either the Raiders are secretly good or the Chargers are having the exact type of nightmare implosion I picked damn near every Wild Card loser besides them to have entering the season. *Commanders-Cowboys (✅): An already dire Washington showing turned much worse by yet another demoralizing QB injury. *Seahawks-Cardinals (✅): Arizona tried their best for a half to keep the dream start alive, but even a Darnold-less Seahawks title defense team is a much different beast than a spiraling Chargers team. *Dolphins-49ers (✅): Turns out even this hobbled pack of Niners didn't need much to scoot past these sinking Dolphins. *Colts-Chiefs (✅): The Colts were on the brink of reversing the Chiefs' golden horseshoe, right down to doing the unthinkable and being on the good end of a potentially game-ending highly-discussed call. But then Shane Steichen, apparently deciding his seat just wasn't hot enough, botched that entire set of downs and then settled for a tie that, considering how the QB on the other side of the ball has put together clutch drives in his sleep with a quarter of the time, didn't have a chance in Hell at holding up. A call that, given the circumstances, was both embarrassingly cowardly and bafflingly reckless at the same time. Brilliant. *Giants-Rams (✅): New York took a Dart to the heart almost immediately and never recovered, especially with Davante Adams abruptly choosing to turn back the clock to 2020. 2026 NFL Week 2 Picks: 10/16, or 62.5% (3 games/18.8 points worse than 2025)2026 NFL Picks so far (Weeks 1-2): 19/32, or 59.4% (5 games/15.6 points worse than 2025)
September 24, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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SortaPicks III: 2026 NFL Week 2 Picks
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Picks: *Lions-Bills (TNF): Bills *Eagles-Titans: Eagles *Vikings-Bears: Bears *Panthers-Falcons: Panthers *Packers-Jets: Packers *Steelers-Patriots: Patriots *Saints-Texans: Ravens *Bengals-Texans: Texans (We should at least play 'em tough though. Big chance to make a statement.) *Browns-Buccaneers: Buccaneers *Jaguars-Broncos: Jaguars *Raiders-Chargers: Chargers (I think?) *Commanders-Cowboys: Cowboys *Seahawks-Cardinals: Seahawks *Dolphins-49ers: 49ers *Colts-Chiefs (SNF): Chiefs *Giants-Rams (MNF ABC/ESPN): Rams 2026 NFL Picks so far (Week 1): 9/16, or 56.3% 2025 Week 2 Picks: 13/16, or 81.3%
September 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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SortaPicks III: 2026 NFL Last-Minute Playoff Seed Predictions/Rankings/Whatever

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September 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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SortaPicks III: 2026 NFL Week 1 Picks

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Picks: *NE-SEA (Kickoff): Seahawks *SF-LAR (Melbourne): Rams *CHI-CAR: Panthers *TB-CIN: Bengals (very cautiously though) *NO-DET: Lions *BUF-HOU: Texans *BAL-IND: Ravens *CLE-JAX: Jaguars *ATL-PIT: Steelers (nearly leaned towards Atlanta, but nah, I'm already being overly optimistic just trusting Cincy for one week) *NYJ-TEN: Titans *AZ-LAC: Chargers *MIA-LV: Raiders *GB-MIN: Vikings *WAS-PHI: Eagles *DAL-NYG (SNF): Cowboys *DEN-KC (MNF ABC/ESPN): Broncos 2025 Regular Season Picks: 179.5/272, or 66.0% (4.4 points, or 12.5 games, worse than 2024) 2025 Regular Season + Playoff Picks: 187.5/285 or 65.8% (4.6 points, or 12.5 games, worse than 2024) 2025 Week 1 Picks: 11/16, or 68.8%
September 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM