I noticed that too. This dumb response complete with his spastic zombie dance moves ring pretty hollow.
May 23, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I noticed that too. This dumb response complete with his spastic zombie dance moves ring pretty hollow.
He smells like a bonfire and his spastic movements crackle with the sound of twigs snapping.
September 4, 2024 at 2:00 AM
He smells like a bonfire and his spastic movements crackle with the sound of twigs snapping.
Spastic teachings ...👹
㊙️REMEMBER THE SHAPE !!㊙️
㊙️REMEMBER THE SHAPE !!㊙️
January 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Spastic teachings ...👹
㊙️REMEMBER THE SHAPE !!㊙️
㊙️REMEMBER THE SHAPE !!㊙️
Anyone who doesn't think we had autistic kids back in the day didn't know the kids I knew in elementary school, the ones that were called "hyper" or "spastic" or were suspected of having "water on the brain," etc. Kids today are a lot better off with a formal diagnosis and treatment.
August 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Anyone who doesn't think we had autistic kids back in the day didn't know the kids I knew in elementary school, the ones that were called "hyper" or "spastic" or were suspected of having "water on the brain," etc. Kids today are a lot better off with a formal diagnosis and treatment.
TnT. Two festive spastic entities!
December 7, 2024 at 11:35 PM
TnT. Two festive spastic entities!
Before MS took my dad's mobility completely, he'd get fatigued and spastic walking long distances, like in an airport. Fuck all the way off with ableist, fascist bullshit.
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise ‘Jetway Jesus.’
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines.
on.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Before MS took my dad's mobility completely, he'd get fatigued and spastic walking long distances, like in an airport. Fuck all the way off with ableist, fascist bullshit.
bespittled. apologies. I myself just spat a vowel a couple consonants past its rightful place. Spastic rage indeed.
September 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
bespittled. apologies. I myself just spat a vowel a couple consonants past its rightful place. Spastic rage indeed.
Do you guys like my crazy, hyper, loud, spastic voice?
👉👈
👉👈
June 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Do you guys like my crazy, hyper, loud, spastic voice?
👉👈
👉👈
I swear to god these hummingbirds are stressing me out I’M MAKING IT AS FAST AS I CAN YOU LITTLE SPASTIC FUCKS
August 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I swear to god these hummingbirds are stressing me out I’M MAKING IT AS FAST AS I CAN YOU LITTLE SPASTIC FUCKS
Hus fingers did the spastic curl after his head hit.
September 27, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Hus fingers did the spastic curl after his head hit.
Pro AoE2 players ruined the game and their spastic 500 click per second streams aren't fun to watch.
i've seen too many good video game opinions today, time for some bad ones
what is your take that will
have you like this?
what is your take that will
have you like this?
June 5, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Pro AoE2 players ruined the game and their spastic 500 click per second streams aren't fun to watch.
I'm a farty girl, in the farty world
My colons spastic, it's fantastic
My colons spastic, it's fantastic
February 18, 2024 at 11:05 AM
I'm a farty girl, in the farty world
My colons spastic, it's fantastic
My colons spastic, it's fantastic
My God, Bloomberg TV’s babblers discussing the tariffs like they’re well planned and just not the spastic impulses of a mad tyrant make me feel like I’m taking crazy pills. #EconSky
July 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
My God, Bloomberg TV’s babblers discussing the tariffs like they’re well planned and just not the spastic impulses of a mad tyrant make me feel like I’m taking crazy pills. #EconSky
October 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
No one. Wants. That smoke.
Reaction Dance Moves
Alt: A tall gangly white boy doing the Spastic Cracker
static.klipy.com
September 27, 2026 at 2:40 AM
No one. Wants. That smoke.
i love watching robots move in these ways that strike us as utterly weird and spastic but are actually well-mapped to their bodies and systems
Lightning, a running robot developed by Chinese smartphone maker Honor, finished a 21-kilometer (13 mile) run in Beijing in a stunning 50 minutes and 26 seconds, beating the human world record by more than six minutes. https://cnn.it/4mLRxQ8
April 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
i love watching robots move in these ways that strike us as utterly weird and spastic but are actually well-mapped to their bodies and systems
Spastic Dysphonia.
Mainly a psychological affliction.
Mainly a psychological affliction.
September 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Spastic Dysphonia.
Mainly a psychological affliction.
Mainly a psychological affliction.
I am enjoying watching Trump and Elon go at each other like two spastic howler monkeys half blind with syphilis and locked into a death match.
June 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I am enjoying watching Trump and Elon go at each other like two spastic howler monkeys half blind with syphilis and locked into a death match.
Except the chance of DOGE turning off the oxygen in a spastic round of 'efficiency' are pretty high
March 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Except the chance of DOGE turning off the oxygen in a spastic round of 'efficiency' are pretty high
My son is being spastic right now
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My son is being spastic right now
“You need to wake up and sit with her, she’s going spastic!” The spastic in question:
April 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
“You need to wake up and sit with her, she’s going spastic!” The spastic in question: