#strangling
November 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
(insert image "ralsei strangling flowery" here)
November 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
“Too close, human!”

“Kiki, I thought you wanted me to HUG you!”

“There’s hugging—and STRANGLING. You’re strangling!”

“I’ll loosen up…How’s that?”

“Better, human. But for the record, I never SAID I liked hugs. Ain’t a big hugger or huggee!”

“Some things gotta be said BEFORE they happen, Kiki!”
November 5, 2026 at 12:34 PM
𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗

Stephen Miller is probably out strangling a kitten to celebrate his promotion.
November 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
From the state that brought you Prop 13, which has slowly been strangling us for decades.
November 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Does Apple Care cover strangling your Macbook's screen till it shatters?
Sure, yeah, let these things teach kids, great idea.
November 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
November 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Shinji Strangling
ALT: Shinji Strangling
static.klipy.com
November 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Each new day moves strangling baby Hitler lower on my To Do List for when I finish my Time Machine. Was residing at 79th, just after strangling baby Benedict Cumberbatch...now this. Down to 80th you go strangling baby Hitler.
November 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
"now is the time to reach across the aisle"🤼‍♂️
November 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
AI’s path to profit requires strangling our minds and our culture.
November 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
trump got credit for the covid welfare state dems forced on him, biden got blamed for republicans strangling it

let's not make the same mistake twice
November 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
nighty night
(art by hapr noneprice)
November 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I’m strangling you in my mind palace rn
November 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
🌻UPDATE:🌻EP 331 www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-...
November 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
the press keeps talking about me strangling kittens because they were the weakest of the litter. but what about the many kittens I let live?
November 3, 2026 at 12:40 PM
The degree to which I sometimes have to restrain myself from going absolutely livid at someone's opinions is palpable

Having to continuously tell myself "don't engage, don't engage, don't engage" to avoid causing a public scene

Meanwhile I'm making strangling motions
November 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Me strangling you
November 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Where lies the strangling poppy which came from the hand of the patriot
poppy fascism is the worst i've ever seen it this year, but it's also increasingly taking on the aspect of cosmic horror
November 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Made the cover again, clown.

Thanks for strangling your own party.
November 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Just found this pic of the day I got Takoda, for my birthday in March 2010, when I was living in Mannheim. It was my birthday, and it is possible I may have had a glass of Irish (I was not strangling him).
November 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
He will be resigned so he can spend more time doing what he loves most - strangling prostitites
After Republicans were soundly defeated in Tuesday’s midterm elections, the GOP’s knives are coming out for Stephen Miller.

Leaks from within the Trump administration are targeting the White House adviser and deputy chief of staff for policy, with unnamed sources attacking him.
Leaks Target Stephen Miller After Republican Wipeout This Election
Someone is leaking critical reports about the chief architect of Trump’s immigration crackdown.
newrepublic.com
November 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
There’s a metaphor here.
November 5, 2026 at 1:32 PM
so he’s doing the same thing every government for the past 40 years has done.

cut benefits for disabled ppl while claiming it’s to ‘help young ppl in to work’.

we need to get rid of the neoliberal ideologues who are strangling our country.
November 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM