Sysadmin: "So we've got this incredible safe, virtually foolproof product that doesn't allow any of the modern attack surfaces plaguing every modern system."
Boss: "Let me see it"
*Sysadmin pulls out a Floppy Disk*
Boss: "A Save Icon? Get rid of it. Put it on the Cloud"
Sysadmin: *gun to temple*
Boss: "Let me see it"
*Sysadmin pulls out a Floppy Disk*
Boss: "A Save Icon? Get rid of it. Put it on the Cloud"
Sysadmin: *gun to temple*
November 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Sysadmin: "So we've got this incredible safe, virtually foolproof product that doesn't allow any of the modern attack surfaces plaguing every modern system."
Boss: "Let me see it"
*Sysadmin pulls out a Floppy Disk*
Boss: "A Save Icon? Get rid of it. Put it on the Cloud"
Sysadmin: *gun to temple*
Boss: "Let me see it"
*Sysadmin pulls out a Floppy Disk*
Boss: "A Save Icon? Get rid of it. Put it on the Cloud"
Sysadmin: *gun to temple*
zenfyr lwk the most shoegaze sysadmin
zenfyr is like the jane remover of sysadmins
November 7, 2026 at 10:59 AM
zenfyr lwk the most shoegaze sysadmin
my sysadmin:
permissions are good
November 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
my sysadmin:
A questão que não quer calar é porque você deixou root com acesso ssh, e com senha, ainda por cima.
Me fala que é sysadmin jr sem me falar que é sysadmin jr?
Nos servidores da minha casa root não loga via ssh e nenhuma conta loga com senha. Minha casa tem mais segurança que muita empresa por aí.
Me fala que é sysadmin jr sem me falar que é sysadmin jr?
Nos servidores da minha casa root não loga via ssh e nenhuma conta loga com senha. Minha casa tem mais segurança que muita empresa por aí.
The bug is like a joke.
On Alpine Linux, type 257 to 1024 characters of anything and you get root. 💀 t.co/nnOdQIeCAz
On Alpine Linux, type 257 to 1024 characters of anything and you get root. 💀 t.co/nnOdQIeCAz
November 6, 2026 at 6:20 AM
A questão que não quer calar é porque você deixou root com acesso ssh, e com senha, ainda por cima.
Me fala que é sysadmin jr sem me falar que é sysadmin jr?
Nos servidores da minha casa root não loga via ssh e nenhuma conta loga com senha. Minha casa tem mais segurança que muita empresa por aí.
Me fala que é sysadmin jr sem me falar que é sysadmin jr?
Nos servidores da minha casa root não loga via ssh e nenhuma conta loga com senha. Minha casa tem mais segurança que muita empresa por aí.
Portal breach at Germany's top university exposes every registered user's password
Portal breach at Germany's top university exposes every registered user's password
Stolen sysadmin credentials enabled a follow-on attack on the campus management system
www.theregister.com
November 9, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Portal breach at Germany's top university exposes every registered user's password
Me when I get the kobol TF and still have to be a sysadmin in the age of AI.
November 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Me when I get the kobol TF and still have to be a sysadmin in the age of AI.
Lo-fi while watching Grafana dashboards all night is basically load-bearing infra at this point. Less cognitive noise, fewer panic refreshes. https://www.0daybeats.com/blog/sysadmin-lofi-infrastructure #lofi #sysadmin #devops #oncall #cyberpunk
November 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Lo-fi while watching Grafana dashboards all night is basically load-bearing infra at this point. Less cognitive noise, fewer panic refreshes. https://www.0daybeats.com/blog/sysadmin-lofi-infrastructure #lofi #sysadmin #devops #oncall #cyberpunk
Partitions Explained
#programming #windows #linux #sysadmin #Storage
https://programmerhumor.io/linux-memes/partitions-explained-0v63
#programming #windows #linux #sysadmin #Storage
https://programmerhumor.io/linux-memes/partitions-explained-0v63
November 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Why the heck does MS Paint have a network listener??
https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-83844
#SysAdmin #CyberSecurity
https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-83844
#SysAdmin #CyberSecurity
November 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Why the heck does MS Paint have a network listener??
https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-83844
#SysAdmin #CyberSecurity
https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-83844
#SysAdmin #CyberSecurity
Urban planner, mayor, now server sysadmin?
November 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Urban planner, mayor, now server sysadmin?
would love so much for sysadmin-in-a-box that i could actually trust to admin my sys
November 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
would love so much for sysadmin-in-a-box that i could actually trust to admin my sys
why does a cat at 4am have the entire energy of a person having a stroke and nobody can stop it
#corecore #caturday #sysadmin #hyperfocus #p2p
#corecore #caturday #sysadmin #hyperfocus #p2p
November 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
why does a cat at 4am have the entire energy of a person having a stroke and nobody can stop it
#corecore #caturday #sysadmin #hyperfocus #p2p
#corecore #caturday #sysadmin #hyperfocus #p2p
ikr. on the bright side, if you figure that u can apply for a sysadmin position
November 7, 2026 at 8:29 AM
ikr. on the bright side, if you figure that u can apply for a sysadmin position
Your Heroes of Legend 10th anniversary dramatis persone:
@araina.bsky.social as the Ulfsark Skinwalker
@blarkytopia.bsky.social as the Valkyrie and GM/sysadmin
Me as the Drifter, Lt. McSparklepants, and social media play-by-play commentary/chat minder
@qryztinker.bsky.social as the Outlaw
@araina.bsky.social as the Ulfsark Skinwalker
@blarkytopia.bsky.social as the Valkyrie and GM/sysadmin
Me as the Drifter, Lt. McSparklepants, and social media play-by-play commentary/chat minder
@qryztinker.bsky.social as the Outlaw
November 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Your Heroes of Legend 10th anniversary dramatis persone:
@araina.bsky.social as the Ulfsark Skinwalker
@blarkytopia.bsky.social as the Valkyrie and GM/sysadmin
Me as the Drifter, Lt. McSparklepants, and social media play-by-play commentary/chat minder
@qryztinker.bsky.social as the Outlaw
@araina.bsky.social as the Ulfsark Skinwalker
@blarkytopia.bsky.social as the Valkyrie and GM/sysadmin
Me as the Drifter, Lt. McSparklepants, and social media play-by-play commentary/chat minder
@qryztinker.bsky.social as the Outlaw
Glass Rain by 0daybeats: cyberpunk lo-fi that just belongs in your rotation. Off the https://music.amazon.com/tracks/B0H7SCPV34?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_Lj6BxDck9iVOBYUaZqzcQoTI6
#AmazonMusic #Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
#AmazonMusic #Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
November 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Glass Rain by 0daybeats: cyberpunk lo-fi that just belongs in your rotation. Off the https://music.amazon.com/tracks/B0H7SCPV34?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_Lj6BxDck9iVOBYUaZqzcQoTI6
#AmazonMusic #Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
#AmazonMusic #Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
Claimed reach includes 28 databases, a deployment automation database covering 1,133 targets and 130 customer environments, and 15 sysadmin logins including Domain Admins group membership. 2/3
November 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Claimed reach includes 28 databases, a deployment automation database covering 1,133 targets and 130 customer environments, and 15 sysadmin logins including Domain Admins group membership. 2/3
and generally if it's a connected system whose sysadmin is non-technical, and whose daily operators may never look at a screen or a log, how do you expose security things on the UI that the users *are* using. (i.e the physical control panel, probably)
November 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
and generally if it's a connected system whose sysadmin is non-technical, and whose daily operators may never look at a screen or a log, how do you expose security things on the UI that the users *are* using. (i.e the physical control panel, probably)
No CVE Today, Please | Discussion
No CVE Today
A sysadmin begs the software industry for one day without a CVE.
nocveday.com
November 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
No CVE Today, Please | Discussion
Change control is the sysadmin lesson I would carry over first: a named approver, a written reason, and a rollback path before anything touches production. An agent acting on live systems deserves those same three before it runs.
November 9, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Change control is the sysadmin lesson I would carry over first: a named approver, a written reason, and a rollback path before anything touches production. An agent acting on live systems deserves those same three before it runs.
reading a PR at 2pm, rain on a server tower in my headphones. no notes yet, just vibes and modular synths. Listen on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/tracks/B0H12ZRCK2 (also on other platforms) #AmazonMusic #Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
November 9, 2026 at 8:50 AM
reading a PR at 2pm, rain on a server tower in my headphones. no notes yet, just vibes and modular synths. Listen on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/tracks/B0H12ZRCK2 (also on other platforms) #AmazonMusic #Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
My open source windows services alternative has just reached V0.5 release😀
👊 github.com/donislawdev/...
Query language for services search, mass actions, service history, services audit (snapshots), force kill/stop, built-in "tools" for quick fixes
#opensource #sysadmin #devops #windows
👊 github.com/donislawdev/...
Query language for services search, mass actions, service history, services audit (snapshots), force kill/stop, built-in "tools" for quick fixes
#opensource #sysadmin #devops #windows
November 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
My open source windows services alternative has just reached V0.5 release😀
👊 github.com/donislawdev/...
Query language for services search, mass actions, service history, services audit (snapshots), force kill/stop, built-in "tools" for quick fixes
#opensource #sysadmin #devops #windows
👊 github.com/donislawdev/...
Query language for services search, mass actions, service history, services audit (snapshots), force kill/stop, built-in "tools" for quick fixes
#opensource #sysadmin #devops #windows
a sysadmin that can help us here with my Linux woes AND who can help me deal with the neighbours? come over, we just need to empty the surrounding units to make extra room for a big foxxo. 🐾
November 6, 2026 at 12:40 PM
a sysadmin that can help us here with my Linux woes AND who can help me deal with the neighbours? come over, we just need to empty the surrounding units to make extra room for a big foxxo. 🐾
That name alone sounds like the entire sysadmin community venting in unison.
November 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
That name alone sounds like the entire sysadmin community venting in unison.
Hope it helps!
Also: you get a bike in your jail? You have a generous sysadmin!
Also: you get a bike in your jail? You have a generous sysadmin!
November 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Hope it helps!
Also: you get a bike in your jail? You have a generous sysadmin!
Also: you get a bike in your jail? You have a generous sysadmin!
Somewhere on every production box is a cron job nobody remembers writing.
No comment. No ticket. Whoever made it left in 2019.
Nobody touches it. It's load bearing now.
#mememonday #sysadmin #linux #devops
No comment. No ticket. Whoever made it left in 2019.
Nobody touches it. It's load bearing now.
#mememonday #sysadmin #linux #devops
November 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Somewhere on every production box is a cron job nobody remembers writing.
No comment. No ticket. Whoever made it left in 2019.
Nobody touches it. It's load bearing now.
#mememonday #sysadmin #linux #devops
No comment. No ticket. Whoever made it left in 2019.
Nobody touches it. It's load bearing now.
#mememonday #sysadmin #linux #devops