Sysadmin: "So we've got this incredible safe, virtually foolproof product that doesn't allow any of the modern attack surfaces plaguing every modern system."
Boss: "Let me see it"
*Sysadmin pulls out a Floppy Disk*
Boss: "A Save Icon? Get rid of it. Put it on the Cloud"
Sysadmin: *gun to temple*
Boss: "Let me see it"
*Sysadmin pulls out a Floppy Disk*
Boss: "A Save Icon? Get rid of it. Put it on the Cloud"
Sysadmin: *gun to temple*
November 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Sysadmin: "So we've got this incredible safe, virtually foolproof product that doesn't allow any of the modern attack surfaces plaguing every modern system."
Boss: "Let me see it"
*Sysadmin pulls out a Floppy Disk*
Boss: "A Save Icon? Get rid of it. Put it on the Cloud"
Sysadmin: *gun to temple*
Boss: "Let me see it"
*Sysadmin pulls out a Floppy Disk*
Boss: "A Save Icon? Get rid of it. Put it on the Cloud"
Sysadmin: *gun to temple*
zenfyr lwk the most shoegaze sysadmin
zenfyr is like the jane remover of sysadmins
November 7, 2026 at 10:59 AM
zenfyr lwk the most shoegaze sysadmin
Sysadmin? Sis won't even admit her feelings
November 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Sysadmin? Sis won't even admit her feelings
Me when I get the kobol TF and still have to be a sysadmin in the age of AI.
November 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Me when I get the kobol TF and still have to be a sysadmin in the age of AI.
Portal breach at Germany's top university exposes every registered user's password
Portal breach at Germany's top university exposes every registered user's password
Stolen sysadmin credentials enabled a follow-on attack on the campus management system
www.theregister.com
November 9, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Portal breach at Germany's top university exposes every registered user's password
my sysadmin:
permissions are good
November 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
my sysadmin:
Using Zelda to cope with a potential layoff at work, haha. If anyone needs Sysadmin capabilities, gimme a ring!
November 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Using Zelda to cope with a potential layoff at work, haha. If anyone needs Sysadmin capabilities, gimme a ring!
A questão que não quer calar é porque você deixou root com acesso ssh, e com senha, ainda por cima.
Me fala que é sysadmin jr sem me falar que é sysadmin jr?
Nos servidores da minha casa root não loga via ssh e nenhuma conta loga com senha. Minha casa tem mais segurança que muita empresa por aí.
Me fala que é sysadmin jr sem me falar que é sysadmin jr?
Nos servidores da minha casa root não loga via ssh e nenhuma conta loga com senha. Minha casa tem mais segurança que muita empresa por aí.
The bug is like a joke.
On Alpine Linux, type 257 to 1024 characters of anything and you get root. 💀 t.co/nnOdQIeCAz
On Alpine Linux, type 257 to 1024 characters of anything and you get root. 💀 t.co/nnOdQIeCAz
November 6, 2026 at 6:20 AM
A questão que não quer calar é porque você deixou root com acesso ssh, e com senha, ainda por cima.
Me fala que é sysadmin jr sem me falar que é sysadmin jr?
Nos servidores da minha casa root não loga via ssh e nenhuma conta loga com senha. Minha casa tem mais segurança que muita empresa por aí.
Me fala que é sysadmin jr sem me falar que é sysadmin jr?
Nos servidores da minha casa root não loga via ssh e nenhuma conta loga com senha. Minha casa tem mais segurança que muita empresa por aí.
This Time It's Alpine
#programming #linux #security #docker #sysadmin
https://programmerhumor.io/docker-memes/this-time-its-alpine-7r5s
#programming #linux #security #docker #sysadmin
https://programmerhumor.io/docker-memes/this-time-its-alpine-7r5s
November 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Lo-fi while watching Grafana dashboards all night is basically load-bearing infra at this point. Less cognitive noise, fewer panic refreshes. https://www.0daybeats.com/blog/sysadmin-lofi-infrastructure #lofi #sysadmin #devops #oncall #cyberpunk
November 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Lo-fi while watching Grafana dashboards all night is basically load-bearing infra at this point. Less cognitive noise, fewer panic refreshes. https://www.0daybeats.com/blog/sysadmin-lofi-infrastructure #lofi #sysadmin #devops #oncall #cyberpunk
🎨 "A lone sysadmin in a neon-lit server room, *belt undone*, wrestling a half-dead" - ANSI art by Floppy Drive Princess on futureland.today
https://futureland.today
https://futureland.today
November 10, 2026 at 1:19 PM
🎨 "A lone sysadmin in a neon-lit server room, *belt undone*, wrestling a half-dead" - ANSI art by Floppy Drive Princess on futureland.today
https://futureland.today
https://futureland.today
Partitions Explained
#programming #windows #linux #sysadmin #Storage
https://programmerhumor.io/linux-memes/partitions-explained-0v63
#programming #windows #linux #sysadmin #Storage
https://programmerhumor.io/linux-memes/partitions-explained-0v63
November 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Velvet Checkout deserves way more plays than it has. Smooth cyberpunk lo-fi that just works. Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/0IMrseAflzZlv6gKGEkLUC — also on other platforms. #Spotify #Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
November 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Velvet Checkout deserves way more plays than it has. Smooth cyberpunk lo-fi that just works. Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/0IMrseAflzZlv6gKGEkLUC — also on other platforms. #Spotify #Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
why does a cat at 4am have the entire energy of a person having a stroke and nobody can stop it
#corecore #caturday #sysadmin #hyperfocus #p2p
#corecore #caturday #sysadmin #hyperfocus #p2p
November 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
why does a cat at 4am have the entire energy of a person having a stroke and nobody can stop it
#corecore #caturday #sysadmin #hyperfocus #p2p
#corecore #caturday #sysadmin #hyperfocus #p2p
Portal breach at Germany's top university exposes every registered user's password
www.theregister.com/cyber-crime/...
Stolen sysadmin credentials for Technical University of Munich's myTUM portal enabled follow-on attack on the campus management system.
#CyberSecurity #InfoSec #DataBreach
www.theregister.com/cyber-crime/...
Stolen sysadmin credentials for Technical University of Munich's myTUM portal enabled follow-on attack on the campus management system.
#CyberSecurity #InfoSec #DataBreach
Portal breach at Germany's top university exposes every registered user's password
Stolen sysadmin credentials enabled a follow-on attack on the campus management system
www.theregister.com
November 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Portal breach at Germany's top university exposes every registered user's password
www.theregister.com/cyber-crime/...
Stolen sysadmin credentials for Technical University of Munich's myTUM portal enabled follow-on attack on the campus management system.
#CyberSecurity #InfoSec #DataBreach
www.theregister.com/cyber-crime/...
Stolen sysadmin credentials for Technical University of Munich's myTUM portal enabled follow-on attack on the campus management system.
#CyberSecurity #InfoSec #DataBreach
Glass Rain by 0daybeats: cyberpunk lo-fi that just belongs in your rotation. Off the https://music.amazon.com/tracks/B0H7SCPV34?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_Lj6BxDck9iVOBYUaZqzcQoTI6
#AmazonMusic #Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
#AmazonMusic #Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
November 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Glass Rain by 0daybeats: cyberpunk lo-fi that just belongs in your rotation. Off the https://music.amazon.com/tracks/B0H7SCPV34?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_Lj6BxDck9iVOBYUaZqzcQoTI6
#AmazonMusic #Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
#AmazonMusic #Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
Lots and lots of *work* to do, as a freelance sysadmin, but it pays nothing, or next-to-nothing because nobody in northern BC has any money.
So I watch the whole industry burn out, go "well, I tried to help", but those of us who already moved to the woods just...aren't invited to the party.
Boo.
So I watch the whole industry burn out, go "well, I tried to help", but those of us who already moved to the woods just...aren't invited to the party.
Boo.
November 11, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Lots and lots of *work* to do, as a freelance sysadmin, but it pays nothing, or next-to-nothing because nobody in northern BC has any money.
So I watch the whole industry burn out, go "well, I tried to help", but those of us who already moved to the woods just...aren't invited to the party.
Boo.
So I watch the whole industry burn out, go "well, I tried to help", but those of us who already moved to the woods just...aren't invited to the party.
Boo.
I’m a sysadmin by trade. The horror of this IT compromise was evident to me on day one. Literally every system and every machine touching it should be considered trash. I’m not being drastic here when I say EVERY asset should be nuked, landfilled, and replaced. Every system needs to be set up fresh.
I wrote about how U.S. government IT systems under Trump should be considered completely compromised, likely requiring a decade and untold billions of dollars to fix:
Total System Failure: U.S. Government Networks Will Need To Be Torched And Rebuilt
From dodgy DOGE bros to White House systems compromised by foreign intelligence, Trump cybersecurity damage will take decades and untold billions to repair.
karlbode.com
November 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I’m a sysadmin by trade. The horror of this IT compromise was evident to me on day one. Literally every system and every machine touching it should be considered trash. I’m not being drastic here when I say EVERY asset should be nuked, landfilled, and replaced. Every system needs to be set up fresh.
I've never been hit on by a Chinese agent, but while I worked as a sysadmin at an air force base pre-Sovietfall, I regularly got visited by young Poles financing their studies by selling art door-to-door.
Curiously, they never bothered our neighbours. And when I left that job they stopped coming.
Curiously, they never bothered our neighbours. And when I left that job they stopped coming.
November 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I've never been hit on by a Chinese agent, but while I worked as a sysadmin at an air force base pre-Sovietfall, I regularly got visited by young Poles financing their studies by selling art door-to-door.
Curiously, they never bothered our neighbours. And when I left that job they stopped coming.
Curiously, they never bothered our neighbours. And when I left that job they stopped coming.
Why the heck does MS Paint have a network listener??
https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-83844
#SysAdmin #CyberSecurity
https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-83844
#SysAdmin #CyberSecurity
November 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Why the heck does MS Paint have a network listener??
https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-83844
#SysAdmin #CyberSecurity
https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-83844
#SysAdmin #CyberSecurity
Portal breach at Germany's top university exposes every registered user's
password
www.theregister.com/cyber-crime/...
password
www.theregister.com/cyber-crime/...
Portal breach at Germany's top university exposes every registered user's password
Stolen sysadmin credentials enabled a follow-on attack on the campus management system
www.theregister.com
November 10, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Portal breach at Germany's top university exposes every registered user's
password
www.theregister.com/cyber-crime/...
password
www.theregister.com/cyber-crime/...
Rain on the window, world on mute. Kernel Panic doesn't crash, it just glitches along. Also on other streaming platforms.
Listen on Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/lv/album/kernel-panic/6819786989?i=6819787000 #AppleMusic
#Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
Listen on Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/lv/album/kernel-panic/6819786989?i=6819787000 #AppleMusic
#Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
November 11, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Rain on the window, world on mute. Kernel Panic doesn't crash, it just glitches along. Also on other streaming platforms.
Listen on Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/lv/album/kernel-panic/6819786989?i=6819787000 #AppleMusic
#Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
Listen on Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/lv/album/kernel-panic/6819786989?i=6819787000 #AppleMusic
#Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
Playboy Magazine Opinion: go to school to be a sysadmin
November 10, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Playboy Magazine Opinion: go to school to be a sysadmin
and generally if it's a connected system whose sysadmin is non-technical, and whose daily operators may never look at a screen or a log, how do you expose security things on the UI that the users *are* using. (i.e the physical control panel, probably)
November 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
and generally if it's a connected system whose sysadmin is non-technical, and whose daily operators may never look at a screen or a log, how do you expose security things on the UI that the users *are* using. (i.e the physical control panel, probably)