Apparently Sylvia had some, let's say, complicated hobbies:
endnotes vs. footnotes
parentheticals vs. em-dashes
oxford commas vs. watching the world burn
Come on folks, lets see some pettiness of small differences, it's what we trained for! Let's set the tone!
Don't believe me?
Alright, then gather around, children, because I'm going to tell you a short true story about how not understanding ONE punctuation mark once cost a company millions of dollars in a lawsuit.
It's pretty much an automatic follow if I see you're #teamoxfordcomma
But if I see you use would/should/could "OF" instead of "HAVE," I must immediately begin cataloguing your known weaknesses and forwarding that info to my volcano lair
It's pretty much an automatic follow if I see you're #teamoxfordcomma
But if I see you use would/should/could "OF" instead of "HAVE," I must immediately begin cataloguing your known weaknesses and forwarding that info to my volcano lair
#teamoxfordcomma
*Use commas.
**Don't be a psycho.
#teamoxfordcomma
Sorry but I'm ride or die #teamoxfordcomma and that headline just kills me.
And maybe one other person too.
Sorry but I'm ride or die #teamoxfordcomma and that headline just kills me.
And maybe one other person too.
"my parents, Ayn Rand and God"
Oxford comma forever. #TeamOxfordComma
"my parents, Ayn Rand and God"
Oxford comma forever. #TeamOxfordComma
#teamoxfordcomma
#teamoxfordcomma