Update, he's now 14 and still signs NEVER MINE for "never mind" 🥹
#kodaism #ThingsKidsSay #Linguistics
#kodaism #ThingsKidsSay #Linguistics
March 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Update, he's now 14 and still signs NEVER MINE for "never mind" 🥹
#kodaism #ThingsKidsSay #Linguistics
#kodaism #ThingsKidsSay #Linguistics
I will never not shake my head now as a single man in his 50s thinking about how kids, me included, will look in a bursting full refrigerator and exclaim, “THERE’S NOTHING TO EAT!” to our parents with complete seriousness. 🤪🙄
#thingsKidsSay
#thingsKidsSay
May 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I will never not shake my head now as a single man in his 50s thinking about how kids, me included, will look in a bursting full refrigerator and exclaim, “THERE’S NOTHING TO EAT!” to our parents with complete seriousness. 🤪🙄
#thingsKidsSay
#thingsKidsSay
"... and we went on a horse tornado!"
"A what now?"
"A horse tornado. The thing with the horses that goes in circles?"
"A merry-go-round?"
"Yeah! That!"
#ThingsKidsSay
"A what now?"
"A horse tornado. The thing with the horses that goes in circles?"
"A merry-go-round?"
"Yeah! That!"
#ThingsKidsSay
March 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
"... and we went on a horse tornado!"
"A what now?"
"A horse tornado. The thing with the horses that goes in circles?"
"A merry-go-round?"
"Yeah! That!"
#ThingsKidsSay
"A what now?"
"A horse tornado. The thing with the horses that goes in circles?"
"A merry-go-round?"
"Yeah! That!"
#ThingsKidsSay
Take a break and watch a one minute video. #sweet #cute #family #baseball #ThingsKidsSay 🥰
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"My arm is not working."
YouTube video by Patricia Dewberry
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December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Take a break and watch a one minute video. #sweet #cute #family #baseball #ThingsKidsSay 🥰
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Nature lessons from the littles:
Mr 6: If you want to hohd a snake you hafta gwab it by the neck so you don't get bit. 🐍
Ms 5: THE WHOLE SNAKE IS A NECK 🤨😤😭
#NatureLessons #Homeschooling #Homeschool #NatureSchool #ThingsKidsSay #Snakes
Mr 6: If you want to hohd a snake you hafta gwab it by the neck so you don't get bit. 🐍
Ms 5: THE WHOLE SNAKE IS A NECK 🤨😤😭
#NatureLessons #Homeschooling #Homeschool #NatureSchool #ThingsKidsSay #Snakes
May 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Nature lessons from the littles:
Mr 6: If you want to hohd a snake you hafta gwab it by the neck so you don't get bit. 🐍
Ms 5: THE WHOLE SNAKE IS A NECK 🤨😤😭
#NatureLessons #Homeschooling #Homeschool #NatureSchool #ThingsKidsSay #Snakes
Mr 6: If you want to hohd a snake you hafta gwab it by the neck so you don't get bit. 🐍
Ms 5: THE WHOLE SNAKE IS A NECK 🤨😤😭
#NatureLessons #Homeschooling #Homeschool #NatureSchool #ThingsKidsSay #Snakes
My kid is a fussy eater - journel comic.
Is your kid fussy with food?
#fussyeaters #fussyeater #fussy #parenting #toddlerlife #parentlife #journal #diary #diarycomic #journalcomic #comicstrip #thingskidsdo #thingskidssay #dadlife
Is your kid fussy with food?
#fussyeaters #fussyeater #fussy #parenting #toddlerlife #parentlife #journal #diary #diarycomic #journalcomic #comicstrip #thingskidsdo #thingskidssay #dadlife
January 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My kid is a fussy eater - journel comic.
Is your kid fussy with food?
#fussyeaters #fussyeater #fussy #parenting #toddlerlife #parentlife #journal #diary #diarycomic #journalcomic #comicstrip #thingskidsdo #thingskidssay #dadlife
Is your kid fussy with food?
#fussyeaters #fussyeater #fussy #parenting #toddlerlife #parentlife #journal #diary #diarycomic #journalcomic #comicstrip #thingskidsdo #thingskidssay #dadlife
Me: I hope we don't have to leave. I don't want to leave my garden. I know I'm terrible at it but I've worked so hard.
My child: Don't limit yourself. You can garden even worse anywhere in the world.
#gardening #expat #thingskidssay #motivation
My child: Don't limit yourself. You can garden even worse anywhere in the world.
#gardening #expat #thingskidssay #motivation
February 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Me: I hope we don't have to leave. I don't want to leave my garden. I know I'm terrible at it but I've worked so hard.
My child: Don't limit yourself. You can garden even worse anywhere in the world.
#gardening #expat #thingskidssay #motivation
My child: Don't limit yourself. You can garden even worse anywhere in the world.
#gardening #expat #thingskidssay #motivation
Steve (the husband) turned on Dropkick Murphys and started trying to do an Irish jig. The reaction from our kids was great.
Logan, 2: what doing daddy?
Landan, 4: can you stop that?
#happystpatricksday #thingskidssay #parenting
Logan, 2: what doing daddy?
Landan, 4: can you stop that?
#happystpatricksday #thingskidssay #parenting
March 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Steve (the husband) turned on Dropkick Murphys and started trying to do an Irish jig. The reaction from our kids was great.
Logan, 2: what doing daddy?
Landan, 4: can you stop that?
#happystpatricksday #thingskidssay #parenting
Logan, 2: what doing daddy?
Landan, 4: can you stop that?
#happystpatricksday #thingskidssay #parenting
In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin B thanked the microwave for cooking his instant porridge.
That's the kind of human - mechanical interaction I want to see.
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #AI #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #microwave
Twin B thanked the microwave for cooking his instant porridge.
That's the kind of human - mechanical interaction I want to see.
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #AI #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #microwave
July 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin B thanked the microwave for cooking his instant porridge.
That's the kind of human - mechanical interaction I want to see.
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #AI #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #microwave
Twin B thanked the microwave for cooking his instant porridge.
That's the kind of human - mechanical interaction I want to see.
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #AI #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #microwave
Me (to my 5 year old): Do you want some corn with your chicken?
5: yes, I love corn.
Me: Do you know what corn is?
5: yes, it's delicious
Me: alright.
(Hand her the plate with chicken and corn)
5: EWWW I DON'T WANNA EAT BEES!!!
#Kidssaythedarnestthings #thingskidssay #conversationswitha5yearold
5: yes, I love corn.
Me: Do you know what corn is?
5: yes, it's delicious
Me: alright.
(Hand her the plate with chicken and corn)
5: EWWW I DON'T WANNA EAT BEES!!!
#Kidssaythedarnestthings #thingskidssay #conversationswitha5yearold
March 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Me (to my 5 year old): Do you want some corn with your chicken?
5: yes, I love corn.
Me: Do you know what corn is?
5: yes, it's delicious
Me: alright.
(Hand her the plate with chicken and corn)
5: EWWW I DON'T WANNA EAT BEES!!!
#Kidssaythedarnestthings #thingskidssay #conversationswitha5yearold
5: yes, I love corn.
Me: Do you know what corn is?
5: yes, it's delicious
Me: alright.
(Hand her the plate with chicken and corn)
5: EWWW I DON'T WANNA EAT BEES!!!
#Kidssaythedarnestthings #thingskidssay #conversationswitha5yearold
// I'm reading r/thingskidssay for inspiration and I'm about crying laughing why are kids so funny
"I'm makin' dead stuff."
Child of @tuliparanger.bsky.social and @feyranlavellan.bsky.social
She likes knives and taxidermy. Bugs are also pretty neat.
Child of @tuliparanger.bsky.social and @feyranlavellan.bsky.social
She likes knives and taxidermy. Bugs are also pretty neat.
August 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
// I'm reading r/thingskidssay for inspiration and I'm about crying laughing why are kids so funny
My 3 Year Old: “Mom! No singing! This is my favorite song! You’re ruining it! Start it over!”
The song? Teenage Dirtbag #thingskidssay #toddlertunes
The song? Teenage Dirtbag #thingskidssay #toddlertunes
August 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My 3 Year Old: “Mom! No singing! This is my favorite song! You’re ruining it! Start it over!”
The song? Teenage Dirtbag #thingskidssay #toddlertunes
The song? Teenage Dirtbag #thingskidssay #toddlertunes
Today Mrs Schmootles called No 2 grandson.
Grandson replied, “Your call has gone through to voicemail”.
He’s a quirky and funny kid.
#thingskidssay
#grandkids
Grandson replied, “Your call has gone through to voicemail”.
He’s a quirky and funny kid.
#thingskidssay
#grandkids
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Today Mrs Schmootles called No 2 grandson.
Grandson replied, “Your call has gone through to voicemail”.
He’s a quirky and funny kid.
#thingskidssay
#grandkids
Grandson replied, “Your call has gone through to voicemail”.
He’s a quirky and funny kid.
#thingskidssay
#grandkids
Today a kindergartner told me they needed to visit the “eye dentist” and I will forever refer to my eye appointments now as visiting the eye dentist.
#educator #para #thingskidssay #eyedentist
#educator #para #thingskidssay #eyedentist
March 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Today a kindergartner told me they needed to visit the “eye dentist” and I will forever refer to my eye appointments now as visiting the eye dentist.
#educator #para #thingskidssay #eyedentist
#educator #para #thingskidssay #eyedentist
My daughter (age 4): “Can you get out of my way?”
My wife: “That’s not nice. What are you supposed to say?”
Daughter: “Get out of my way, please.”
We corrected her, but I had to turn my head and laugh. 😂 #thingskidssay
My wife: “That’s not nice. What are you supposed to say?”
Daughter: “Get out of my way, please.”
We corrected her, but I had to turn my head and laugh. 😂 #thingskidssay
January 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My daughter (age 4): “Can you get out of my way?”
My wife: “That’s not nice. What are you supposed to say?”
Daughter: “Get out of my way, please.”
We corrected her, but I had to turn my head and laugh. 😂 #thingskidssay
My wife: “That’s not nice. What are you supposed to say?”
Daughter: “Get out of my way, please.”
We corrected her, but I had to turn my head and laugh. 😂 #thingskidssay
Kid's show found a way to light a lighthouse beacon.
Hubby to grandkid: Isn't it great they saved the ship?
Grandkid: yes, but.... it kinda looked like the Titanic and would have been interesting to explore undersea.
😳 proud, or horrified?
#grandkids #kids #thingskidssay #Sunday #family
Hubby to grandkid: Isn't it great they saved the ship?
Grandkid: yes, but.... it kinda looked like the Titanic and would have been interesting to explore undersea.
😳 proud, or horrified?
#grandkids #kids #thingskidssay #Sunday #family
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Kid's show found a way to light a lighthouse beacon.
Hubby to grandkid: Isn't it great they saved the ship?
Grandkid: yes, but.... it kinda looked like the Titanic and would have been interesting to explore undersea.
😳 proud, or horrified?
#grandkids #kids #thingskidssay #Sunday #family
Hubby to grandkid: Isn't it great they saved the ship?
Grandkid: yes, but.... it kinda looked like the Titanic and would have been interesting to explore undersea.
😳 proud, or horrified?
#grandkids #kids #thingskidssay #Sunday #family
Some stumps stump, then grow on you...
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For this week's #FridayFictioneers #100WordStory #microfiction #fantasy #flashfiction #energy #thingskidssay
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For this week's #FridayFictioneers #100WordStory #microfiction #fantasy #flashfiction #energy #thingskidssay
Melted Bob
“What’s wrong with its eye?” Ellie scowled. Malcolm squinted. “It melted, I think.” Ellie considered. There were many stumps with faces, and most were odd-shaped. Bu…
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July 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Some stumps stump, then grow on you...
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For this week's #FridayFictioneers #100WordStory #microfiction #fantasy #flashfiction #energy #thingskidssay
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For this week's #FridayFictioneers #100WordStory #microfiction #fantasy #flashfiction #energy #thingskidssay
Things My Toddler Says:
"Mummy, I am from HERE, but you and Daddy aren't."
"Yes, you were born here but I'm from Alnwick and Daddy is a Brummie."
[cackling] "DADDY IS A BUMMIE?!"
"BRUM, Mim! Daddy is from Birmingham."
"I'm telling Daddy you said he is a BUMMIE!" [more cackling] #thingskidssay
"Mummy, I am from HERE, but you and Daddy aren't."
"Yes, you were born here but I'm from Alnwick and Daddy is a Brummie."
[cackling] "DADDY IS A BUMMIE?!"
"BRUM, Mim! Daddy is from Birmingham."
"I'm telling Daddy you said he is a BUMMIE!" [more cackling] #thingskidssay
December 11, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Things My Toddler Says:
"Mummy, I am from HERE, but you and Daddy aren't."
"Yes, you were born here but I'm from Alnwick and Daddy is a Brummie."
[cackling] "DADDY IS A BUMMIE?!"
"BRUM, Mim! Daddy is from Birmingham."
"I'm telling Daddy you said he is a BUMMIE!" [more cackling] #thingskidssay
"Mummy, I am from HERE, but you and Daddy aren't."
"Yes, you were born here but I'm from Alnwick and Daddy is a Brummie."
[cackling] "DADDY IS A BUMMIE?!"
"BRUM, Mim! Daddy is from Birmingham."
"I'm telling Daddy you said he is a BUMMIE!" [more cackling] #thingskidssay
💙Son: I just made a grinder.
🖤Me: … Excuse me?
💙Son: In my game.
🖤Me: 😅 Oh!
My 10yo just made a conveyor belt and grinder for bodies in a video game. No big deal. He didn’t join Grindr like I initially thought. 😬😂
#grindr #parenting #parentingproblems #videogames #thingskidssay #wtf
🖤Me: … Excuse me?
💙Son: In my game.
🖤Me: 😅 Oh!
My 10yo just made a conveyor belt and grinder for bodies in a video game. No big deal. He didn’t join Grindr like I initially thought. 😬😂
#grindr #parenting #parentingproblems #videogames #thingskidssay #wtf
August 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
💙Son: I just made a grinder.
🖤Me: … Excuse me?
💙Son: In my game.
🖤Me: 😅 Oh!
My 10yo just made a conveyor belt and grinder for bodies in a video game. No big deal. He didn’t join Grindr like I initially thought. 😬😂
#grindr #parenting #parentingproblems #videogames #thingskidssay #wtf
🖤Me: … Excuse me?
💙Son: In my game.
🖤Me: 😅 Oh!
My 10yo just made a conveyor belt and grinder for bodies in a video game. No big deal. He didn’t join Grindr like I initially thought. 😬😂
#grindr #parenting #parentingproblems #videogames #thingskidssay #wtf
No me deja descargarlo, pero os dejo el enlace de Tiktok por si necesitáis llorar por algo bonito o que os recuerden que hay gente buena y es mucha. En este caso, gente chiquita, de cuarto de primaria (en inglés): vm.tiktok.com/ZNR4fs16o/
The Contoured Librarian on TikTok
A very Merry Unbirthday to myself and all of the students who celebrated with me today. (And to their grown ups because the kids somehow convinced these adults that they NEEDED to shop for me and give me presents). This is truly a special bunch of kids, and they’ve made a mark on my heart that can never be erased. 😭🎉🫶🏼 #schoollibrarian #merryunbirthday #librariansoftiktok #librarytok #thingskidssay
vm.tiktok.com
April 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
No me deja descargarlo, pero os dejo el enlace de Tiktok por si necesitáis llorar por algo bonito o que os recuerden que hay gente buena y es mucha. En este caso, gente chiquita, de cuarto de primaria (en inglés): vm.tiktok.com/ZNR4fs16o/
My son is about to turn three, but he is wise beyond his years. He described the feeling of flatulence that was creeping up on him as “poop gas.” 💨
#technicallycorrect #thingskidssay #toddler
#technicallycorrect #thingskidssay #toddler
a black and white photo of a little boy
ALT: a black and white photo of a little boy
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January 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My son is about to turn three, but he is wise beyond his years. He described the feeling of flatulence that was creeping up on him as “poop gas.” 💨
#technicallycorrect #thingskidssay #toddler
#technicallycorrect #thingskidssay #toddler
Went round my friends house, and their kids were having McDonald's. My kid "they're eating farm food" 🤣 #oldMcDonaldhadafarm #thingskidssay
February 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Went round my friends house, and their kids were having McDonald's. My kid "they're eating farm food" 🤣 #oldMcDonaldhadafarm #thingskidssay
My son (age 8) talking to his friend on the PlayStation.
My son: “You know how to do it. You don’t have to whine about it.”
Friend: “I’m not!”
My son: “Then what am I hearing? Out of your voice?”
I am cracking up. 😂
#thingskidssay
My son: “You know how to do it. You don’t have to whine about it.”
Friend: “I’m not!”
My son: “Then what am I hearing? Out of your voice?”
I am cracking up. 😂
#thingskidssay
January 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My son (age 8) talking to his friend on the PlayStation.
My son: “You know how to do it. You don’t have to whine about it.”
Friend: “I’m not!”
My son: “Then what am I hearing? Out of your voice?”
I am cracking up. 😂
#thingskidssay
My son: “You know how to do it. You don’t have to whine about it.”
Friend: “I’m not!”
My son: “Then what am I hearing? Out of your voice?”
I am cracking up. 😂
#thingskidssay
So, my toddler spotted his first cybertruck this past weekend. "Silly!'" he declared, pointing at it. Truer words have never been spoken. #toddlers #thingskidssay
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So, my toddler spotted his first cybertruck this past weekend. "Silly!'" he declared, pointing at it. Truer words have never been spoken. #toddlers #thingskidssay