Nature lessons from the littles:
Mr 6: If you want to hohd a snake you hafta gwab it by the neck so you don't get bit. 🐍
Ms 5: THE WHOLE SNAKE IS A NECK 🤨😤😭
#NatureLessons #Homeschooling #Homeschool #NatureSchool #ThingsKidsSay #Snakes
Mr 6: If you want to hohd a snake you hafta gwab it by the neck so you don't get bit. 🐍
Ms 5: THE WHOLE SNAKE IS A NECK 🤨😤😭
#NatureLessons #Homeschooling #Homeschool #NatureSchool #ThingsKidsSay #Snakes
May 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Nature lessons from the littles:
Mr 6: If you want to hohd a snake you hafta gwab it by the neck so you don't get bit. 🐍
Ms 5: THE WHOLE SNAKE IS A NECK 🤨😤😭
#NatureLessons #Homeschooling #Homeschool #NatureSchool #ThingsKidsSay #Snakes
Mr 6: If you want to hohd a snake you hafta gwab it by the neck so you don't get bit. 🐍
Ms 5: THE WHOLE SNAKE IS A NECK 🤨😤😭
#NatureLessons #Homeschooling #Homeschool #NatureSchool #ThingsKidsSay #Snakes
No me deja descargarlo, pero os dejo el enlace de Tiktok por si necesitáis llorar por algo bonito o que os recuerden que hay gente buena y es mucha. En este caso, gente chiquita, de cuarto de primaria (en inglés): vm.tiktok.com/ZNR4fs16o/
The Contoured Librarian on TikTok
A very Merry Unbirthday to myself and all of the students who celebrated with me today. (And to their grown ups because the kids somehow convinced these adults that they NEEDED to shop for me and give me presents). This is truly a special bunch of kids, and they’ve made a mark on my heart that can never be erased. 😭🎉🫶🏼 #schoollibrarian #merryunbirthday #librariansoftiktok #librarytok #thingskidssay
vm.tiktok.com
April 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
No me deja descargarlo, pero os dejo el enlace de Tiktok por si necesitáis llorar por algo bonito o que os recuerden que hay gente buena y es mucha. En este caso, gente chiquita, de cuarto de primaria (en inglés): vm.tiktok.com/ZNR4fs16o/
Fun Fact from my eccentric 11 yr old: Mom, did you know humans expel all 3 types of substances? Poop is solid. Farts are gas. Pee is liquid. #autistickids #neurodivergentfamily #thingskidssay
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March 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Fun Fact from my eccentric 11 yr old: Mom, did you know humans expel all 3 types of substances? Poop is solid. Farts are gas. Pee is liquid. #autistickids #neurodivergentfamily #thingskidssay
🤪🤪🫠
🤪🤪🫠
Went round my friends house, and their kids were having McDonald's. My kid "they're eating farm food" 🤣 #oldMcDonaldhadafarm #thingskidssay
February 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Went round my friends house, and their kids were having McDonald's. My kid "they're eating farm food" 🤣 #oldMcDonaldhadafarm #thingskidssay
**Golden from K-Pop Demon Hunters plays on radio**
6: Mama, this is a girl's song.
Me: Any song can be a girl's song.
6: **rolls eyes*** MoOOOom, boys can sing too you know.
Well, that's me told. I'll see myself out.
#ThingsKidsSay
6: Mama, this is a girl's song.
Me: Any song can be a girl's song.
6: **rolls eyes*** MoOOOom, boys can sing too you know.
Well, that's me told. I'll see myself out.
#ThingsKidsSay
January 18, 2026 at 4:38 AM
**Golden from K-Pop Demon Hunters plays on radio**
6: Mama, this is a girl's song.
Me: Any song can be a girl's song.
6: **rolls eyes*** MoOOOom, boys can sing too you know.
Well, that's me told. I'll see myself out.
#ThingsKidsSay
6: Mama, this is a girl's song.
Me: Any song can be a girl's song.
6: **rolls eyes*** MoOOOom, boys can sing too you know.
Well, that's me told. I'll see myself out.
#ThingsKidsSay
Today Mrs Schmootles called No 2 grandson.
Grandson replied, “Your call has gone through to voicemail”.
He’s a quirky and funny kid.
#thingskidssay
#grandkids
Grandson replied, “Your call has gone through to voicemail”.
He’s a quirky and funny kid.
#thingskidssay
#grandkids
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Today Mrs Schmootles called No 2 grandson.
Grandson replied, “Your call has gone through to voicemail”.
He’s a quirky and funny kid.
#thingskidssay
#grandkids
Grandson replied, “Your call has gone through to voicemail”.
He’s a quirky and funny kid.
#thingskidssay
#grandkids
Take a break and watch a one minute video. #sweet #cute #family #baseball #ThingsKidsSay 🥰
youtu.be/5IOfT4lTpaA?...
youtu.be/5IOfT4lTpaA?...
"My arm is not working."
YouTube video by Patricia Dewberry
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Take a break and watch a one minute video. #sweet #cute #family #baseball #ThingsKidsSay 🥰
youtu.be/5IOfT4lTpaA?...
youtu.be/5IOfT4lTpaA?...
Kid's show found a way to light a lighthouse beacon.
Hubby to grandkid: Isn't it great they saved the ship?
Grandkid: yes, but.... it kinda looked like the Titanic and would have been interesting to explore undersea.
😳 proud, or horrified?
#grandkids #kids #thingskidssay #Sunday #family
Hubby to grandkid: Isn't it great they saved the ship?
Grandkid: yes, but.... it kinda looked like the Titanic and would have been interesting to explore undersea.
😳 proud, or horrified?
#grandkids #kids #thingskidssay #Sunday #family
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Kid's show found a way to light a lighthouse beacon.
Hubby to grandkid: Isn't it great they saved the ship?
Grandkid: yes, but.... it kinda looked like the Titanic and would have been interesting to explore undersea.
😳 proud, or horrified?
#grandkids #kids #thingskidssay #Sunday #family
Hubby to grandkid: Isn't it great they saved the ship?
Grandkid: yes, but.... it kinda looked like the Titanic and would have been interesting to explore undersea.
😳 proud, or horrified?
#grandkids #kids #thingskidssay #Sunday #family
So, my toddler spotted his first cybertruck this past weekend. "Silly!'" he declared, pointing at it. Truer words have never been spoken. #toddlers #thingskidssay
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So, my toddler spotted his first cybertruck this past weekend. "Silly!'" he declared, pointing at it. Truer words have never been spoken. #toddlers #thingskidssay
8 year old packs backpack for grandmas…
9 year old: “Why did you put balloons in your backpack”
Me: “he’s fine, leave him alone”
9 year old: “he’s trying to trigger me mom!!”
Me: “What!!!” 🫤
9 year old: “He knows I hate balloons in backpacks!!”
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
#thingskidssay #momlife #triggered
9 year old: “Why did you put balloons in your backpack”
Me: “he’s fine, leave him alone”
9 year old: “he’s trying to trigger me mom!!”
Me: “What!!!” 🫤
9 year old: “He knows I hate balloons in backpacks!!”
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
#thingskidssay #momlife #triggered
September 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
8 year old packs backpack for grandmas…
9 year old: “Why did you put balloons in your backpack”
Me: “he’s fine, leave him alone”
9 year old: “he’s trying to trigger me mom!!”
Me: “What!!!” 🫤
9 year old: “He knows I hate balloons in backpacks!!”
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
#thingskidssay #momlife #triggered
9 year old: “Why did you put balloons in your backpack”
Me: “he’s fine, leave him alone”
9 year old: “he’s trying to trigger me mom!!”
Me: “What!!!” 🫤
9 year old: “He knows I hate balloons in backpacks!!”
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
#thingskidssay #momlife #triggered
9 year old : You’re cappin
Me: 🤔 What does that even mean?
9 year old : Come on, it’s not the 19 hundreds anymore mom.
Me: 🫠
#thingskidssay #cappin
Me: 🤔 What does that even mean?
9 year old : Come on, it’s not the 19 hundreds anymore mom.
Me: 🫠
#thingskidssay #cappin
September 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
9 year old : You’re cappin
Me: 🤔 What does that even mean?
9 year old : Come on, it’s not the 19 hundreds anymore mom.
Me: 🫠
#thingskidssay #cappin
Me: 🤔 What does that even mean?
9 year old : Come on, it’s not the 19 hundreds anymore mom.
Me: 🫠
#thingskidssay #cappin
“When you die, does your blood come with you?” -TJ, 5 years old
#thingskidssay
#thingskidssay
August 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“When you die, does your blood come with you?” -TJ, 5 years old
#thingskidssay
#thingskidssay
And the hits just keep on comin'.
#comic #library #librarian #craftday #rainsticks #childrenslibrarian #thingskidssay #fullofbeans
#comic #library #librarian #craftday #rainsticks #childrenslibrarian #thingskidssay #fullofbeans
August 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
And the hits just keep on comin'.
#comic #library #librarian #craftday #rainsticks #childrenslibrarian #thingskidssay #fullofbeans
#comic #library #librarian #craftday #rainsticks #childrenslibrarian #thingskidssay #fullofbeans
💙Son: I just made a grinder.
🖤Me: … Excuse me?
💙Son: In my game.
🖤Me: 😅 Oh!
My 10yo just made a conveyor belt and grinder for bodies in a video game. No big deal. He didn’t join Grindr like I initially thought. 😬😂
#grindr #parenting #parentingproblems #videogames #thingskidssay #wtf
🖤Me: … Excuse me?
💙Son: In my game.
🖤Me: 😅 Oh!
My 10yo just made a conveyor belt and grinder for bodies in a video game. No big deal. He didn’t join Grindr like I initially thought. 😬😂
#grindr #parenting #parentingproblems #videogames #thingskidssay #wtf
August 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
💙Son: I just made a grinder.
🖤Me: … Excuse me?
💙Son: In my game.
🖤Me: 😅 Oh!
My 10yo just made a conveyor belt and grinder for bodies in a video game. No big deal. He didn’t join Grindr like I initially thought. 😬😂
#grindr #parenting #parentingproblems #videogames #thingskidssay #wtf
🖤Me: … Excuse me?
💙Son: In my game.
🖤Me: 😅 Oh!
My 10yo just made a conveyor belt and grinder for bodies in a video game. No big deal. He didn’t join Grindr like I initially thought. 😬😂
#grindr #parenting #parentingproblems #videogames #thingskidssay #wtf
My 3 Year Old: “Mom! No singing! This is my favorite song! You’re ruining it! Start it over!”
The song? Teenage Dirtbag #thingskidssay #toddlertunes
The song? Teenage Dirtbag #thingskidssay #toddlertunes
August 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My 3 Year Old: “Mom! No singing! This is my favorite song! You’re ruining it! Start it over!”
The song? Teenage Dirtbag #thingskidssay #toddlertunes
The song? Teenage Dirtbag #thingskidssay #toddlertunes
In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin B declared very seriously Mommy doesn't dance, she does things. No dancing for you! 🫵🏻
Sorry #DaftPunk. I wasn't aware.
💃🏻🕺🏻🪩📻
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #dancemom #shakeitoff #talk #toddlertalk
Twin B declared very seriously Mommy doesn't dance, she does things. No dancing for you! 🫵🏻
Sorry #DaftPunk. I wasn't aware.
💃🏻🕺🏻🪩📻
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #dancemom #shakeitoff #talk #toddlertalk
August 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin B declared very seriously Mommy doesn't dance, she does things. No dancing for you! 🫵🏻
Sorry #DaftPunk. I wasn't aware.
💃🏻🕺🏻🪩📻
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #dancemom #shakeitoff #talk #toddlertalk
Twin B declared very seriously Mommy doesn't dance, she does things. No dancing for you! 🫵🏻
Sorry #DaftPunk. I wasn't aware.
💃🏻🕺🏻🪩📻
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #dancemom #shakeitoff #talk #toddlertalk
// I'm reading r/thingskidssay for inspiration and I'm about crying laughing why are kids so funny
"I'm makin' dead stuff."
Child of @tuliparanger.bsky.social and @feyranlavellan.bsky.social
She likes knives and taxidermy. Bugs are also pretty neat.
Child of @tuliparanger.bsky.social and @feyranlavellan.bsky.social
She likes knives and taxidermy. Bugs are also pretty neat.
August 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
// I'm reading r/thingskidssay for inspiration and I'm about crying laughing why are kids so funny
In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin B wouldn't shower without his imagery friends Bix & Bobby.
Negotiations ended with a Monster Truck & foam in the shower settlement. B&B were pleased - Mom 0, thin air 1.
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #funny #LOL #thingskidssay
Twin B wouldn't shower without his imagery friends Bix & Bobby.
Negotiations ended with a Monster Truck & foam in the shower settlement. B&B were pleased - Mom 0, thin air 1.
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #funny #LOL #thingskidssay
August 1, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Some stumps stump, then grow on you...
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For this week's #FridayFictioneers #100WordStory #microfiction #fantasy #flashfiction #energy #thingskidssay
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For this week's #FridayFictioneers #100WordStory #microfiction #fantasy #flashfiction #energy #thingskidssay
Melted Bob
“What’s wrong with its eye?” Ellie scowled. Malcolm squinted. “It melted, I think.” Ellie considered. There were many stumps with faces, and most were odd-shaped. Bu…
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July 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Some stumps stump, then grow on you...
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For this week's #FridayFictioneers #100WordStory #microfiction #fantasy #flashfiction #energy #thingskidssay
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For this week's #FridayFictioneers #100WordStory #microfiction #fantasy #flashfiction #energy #thingskidssay
In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin A's cracked the code & achieved 3 things all Mothers fear:
1. Unlocking locks;
2. Using a step ladder to get up high; &
3. Unscrewing lids.
HELP!
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #bikepark #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #unicorn #help
Twin A's cracked the code & achieved 3 things all Mothers fear:
1. Unlocking locks;
2. Using a step ladder to get up high; &
3. Unscrewing lids.
HELP!
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #bikepark #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #unicorn #help
July 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin B thanked the microwave for cooking his instant porridge.
That's the kind of human - mechanical interaction I want to see.
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #AI #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #microwave
Twin B thanked the microwave for cooking his instant porridge.
That's the kind of human - mechanical interaction I want to see.
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #AI #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #microwave
July 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
In today's edition of #twintoddlerlife:
Twin B thanked the microwave for cooking his instant porridge.
That's the kind of human - mechanical interaction I want to see.
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #AI #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #microwave
Twin B thanked the microwave for cooking his instant porridge.
That's the kind of human - mechanical interaction I want to see.
#BoyMom #toddler #MomLife
#twins #kids #cute #humor #AI #funny #LOL #thingskidssay #microwave
8 yr old grandson just woke up. “In my dream, tastebuds could hold up a train.”
I took him to a carnival last night. I did not give him acid before bed.
#ThingsKidsSay #WeirdDream
I took him to a carnival last night. I did not give him acid before bed.
#ThingsKidsSay #WeirdDream
June 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
8 yr old grandson just woke up. “In my dream, tastebuds could hold up a train.”
I took him to a carnival last night. I did not give him acid before bed.
#ThingsKidsSay #WeirdDream
I took him to a carnival last night. I did not give him acid before bed.
#ThingsKidsSay #WeirdDream
I will never not shake my head now as a single man in his 50s thinking about how kids, me included, will look in a bursting full refrigerator and exclaim, “THERE’S NOTHING TO EAT!” to our parents with complete seriousness. 🤪🙄
#thingsKidsSay
#thingsKidsSay
May 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I will never not shake my head now as a single man in his 50s thinking about how kids, me included, will look in a bursting full refrigerator and exclaim, “THERE’S NOTHING TO EAT!” to our parents with complete seriousness. 🤪🙄
#thingsKidsSay
#thingsKidsSay