Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/
October 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/
A major data leak has exposed records for more than 41,000 Department of Homeland Security employees and contractors, including ICE personnel and investigators tied to undercover operations.
October 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
A major data leak has exposed records for more than 41,000 Department of Homeland Security employees and contractors, including ICE personnel and investigators tied to undercover operations.
Some variants on the horses tail/hair.
Cut / tied
Cut / tied
October 27, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Some variants on the horses tail/hair.
Cut / tied
Cut / tied
NYT: SOUTH CAROLINA TIED UP
October 28, 2026 at 10:59 AM
NYT: SOUTH CAROLINA TIED UP
Tied To Twins #145
"Why don't we just... live together?"
"Why don't we just... live together?"
October 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Tied To Twins #145
"Why don't we just... live together?"
"Why don't we just... live together?"
"Fake transgender mailers tied to major Trump donor in Dallas "
Stephanie Koithan for San Antonio Current
Stephanie Koithan for San Antonio Current
Fake transgender mailers tied to major Trump donor in Dallas
Three Z Printing has given almost $700,000 to Trump and GOP PACs in recent years, FEC filings show.
www.sacurrent.com
October 28, 2026 at 10:50 PM
"Fake transgender mailers tied to major Trump donor in Dallas "
Stephanie Koithan for San Antonio Current
Stephanie Koithan for San Antonio Current
This is a tacit admission by the Trump regime that its pointless war with Iran is tied to politics, not to protecting Americans.
October 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
This is a tacit admission by the Trump regime that its pointless war with Iran is tied to politics, not to protecting Americans.
BREAKING: An unprecedented leak of DHS records has exposed details of more than 41,000 employees and contractors, including workers’ cellphone numbers, ICE and CBP facility locations, and members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot.
Massive Leak Exposes 41,000 Homeland Security Workers—Including Undercover ICE Agents
The leaked records include the locations of ICE and CBP facilities, workers' cellphone numbers, and the members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot.
www.wired.com
October 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
BREAKING: An unprecedented leak of DHS records has exposed details of more than 41,000 employees and contractors, including workers’ cellphone numbers, ICE and CBP facility locations, and members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot.
NEW: A leak of DHS internal records has exposed details on more than 41,000 employees and contractors, including phone numbers, office addresses, and groups tied to undercover operations, wiretap programs, Palantir software, and Grok.
Massive Leak Exposes 41,000 Homeland Security Workers—Including Undercover ICE Agents
The leaked records include the locations of ICE and CBP facilities, workers' cellphone numbers, and the members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot.
www.wired.com
October 28, 2026 at 8:01 PM
NEW: A leak of DHS internal records has exposed details on more than 41,000 employees and contractors, including phone numbers, office addresses, and groups tied to undercover operations, wiretap programs, Palantir software, and Grok.
The leaked records include the locations of ICE and CBP facilities, workers' cellphone numbers, and the members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot.
Massive Leak Exposes 41,000 Homeland Security Workers—Including Undercover ICE Agents
The leaked records include the locations of ICE and CBP facilities, workers' cellphone numbers, and the members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot.
buff.ly
October 28, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The leaked records include the locations of ICE and CBP facilities, workers' cellphone numbers, and the members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot.
only because corrupt county clerks refuse to honor their duty to pspspspspsps 😠
October 28, 2026 at 9:11 PM
only because corrupt county clerks refuse to honor their duty to pspspspspsps 😠
October 28, 2026 at 2:45 PM
hands tied?
October 29, 2026 at 7:54 PM
hands tied?
Love to have them all tied up just for my pleasure
October 29, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Love to have them all tied up just for my pleasure
Damsels don't get tied to train tracks anymore. No public transportation infrastructure. Saw a dame tied to a citibike yesterday. What a shame.
October 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Damsels don't get tied to train tracks anymore. No public transportation infrastructure. Saw a dame tied to a citibike yesterday. What a shame.
WOW! New NY Times poll shows Dr. Annie Andrews tied with "Senator" Darline Graham. South Carolina: YOU CAN DO THIS!! DEFEAT MAGA, SAVE AMERICA!
October 28, 2026 at 11:36 AM
WOW! New NY Times poll shows Dr. Annie Andrews tied with "Senator" Darline Graham. South Carolina: YOU CAN DO THIS!! DEFEAT MAGA, SAVE AMERICA!
Ted Cruz in Kansas: "I'll tell you right now, this race is at best tied."
October 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Ted Cruz in Kansas: "I'll tell you right now, this race is at best tied."
She’s tied with a dumbass
October 29, 2026 at 5:23 PM
She’s tied with a dumbass
All tied up, arms up, legs spread, ready to take some abuse in the new dungeon 😈
@JoeyMillsXXX
@JoeyMillsXXX
October 29, 2026 at 12:02 PM
All tied up, arms up, legs spread, ready to take some abuse in the new dungeon 😈
@JoeyMillsXXX
@JoeyMillsXXX
Never remove this ribbon tied around my neck
does anybody have any tips
October 29, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Never remove this ribbon tied around my neck
Lol a Democratic pollster just released a poll showing the Louisiana Senate race tied lol
Lol
Lol
October 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Lol a Democratic pollster just released a poll showing the Louisiana Senate race tied lol
Lol
Lol
Tied Tuesday with @aliclairemodel.bsky.social
October 27, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Tied Tuesday with @aliclairemodel.bsky.social