Getting every other tooth removed so I don’t have to floss
March 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Getting every other tooth removed so I don’t have to floss
me and Basil like to play a game called Floss Time while I'm getting ready for bed, here you can see his incredible floss hunting skills at work
July 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
me and Basil like to play a game called Floss Time while I'm getting ready for bed, here you can see his incredible floss hunting skills at work
Basil The Cat Says: Oral Hygiene Is Fundamental! Remember To Floss Every Night!
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Basil The Cat Says: Oral Hygiene Is Fundamental! Remember To Floss Every Night!
Buying furnace filters, TP, deodorant, shampoo, tooth paste, floss...stocking up on litter and cat food
January 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Buying furnace filters, TP, deodorant, shampoo, tooth paste, floss...stocking up on litter and cat food
Use it all, floss, tongue scraper, water pic tooth paste all of it
December 10, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Use it all, floss, tongue scraper, water pic tooth paste all of it
Got any floss kid? 🎨: @k0suna.bsky.social
December 29, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Got any floss kid? 🎨: @k0suna.bsky.social
don’t forget to floss, kids 🦷
March 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
don’t forget to floss, kids 🦷
Fear the tooth bunny! Protect your teeth! FLOSS LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT BECAUSE IT DOES!
November 22, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Fear the tooth bunny! Protect your teeth! FLOSS LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT BECAUSE IT DOES!
good morning. todays psa: don’t floss or you’ll rip out your crown
July 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
good morning. todays psa: don’t floss or you’ll rip out your crown
I chipped my tooth last night while flossing and I'm praying to god that I broke it on a piece of popcorn and it popped off while flossing and NOT that my tooth is so weak and fucked up that the floss broke it. I'm So scared to lose my teeth.
October 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I chipped my tooth last night while flossing and I'm praying to god that I broke it on a piece of popcorn and it popped off while flossing and NOT that my tooth is so weak and fucked up that the floss broke it. I'm So scared to lose my teeth.
My entry for the Mega Man Robot Master Design Contest: Dental Man
A robot built to assist humanity in maintaining proper oral hygiene. His penchant for inflicting pain finds a new purpose under the orders of Dr. Wily.
A robot built to assist humanity in maintaining proper oral hygiene. His penchant for inflicting pain finds a new purpose under the orders of Dr. Wily.
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My entry for the Mega Man Robot Master Design Contest: Dental Man
A robot built to assist humanity in maintaining proper oral hygiene. His penchant for inflicting pain finds a new purpose under the orders of Dr. Wily.
A robot built to assist humanity in maintaining proper oral hygiene. His penchant for inflicting pain finds a new purpose under the orders of Dr. Wily.
The best way to save money on dental floss is by having your dentist remove every second tooth so that your toothbrush fits easily between the gaps instead.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don't want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don't want you to know.
August 1, 2024 at 1:41 PM
The best way to save money on dental floss is by having your dentist remove every second tooth so that your toothbrush fits easily between the gaps instead.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don't want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don't want you to know.
Feeling really fucking called out.
June 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Feeling really fucking called out.
"Fine. But I'll only agree to that if you brush under my supervision."
"Fine."
"And you have to floss. With the string not the floss sticks."
"Fine, fine, whatever, you're boring me back to sleep with your hygiene nagging Madame Tooth Beary."
"Ugh, whatever. Just come on then!"
"Fine."
"And you have to floss. With the string not the floss sticks."
"Fine, fine, whatever, you're boring me back to sleep with your hygiene nagging Madame Tooth Beary."
"Ugh, whatever. Just come on then!"
April 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"Fine. But I'll only agree to that if you brush under my supervision."
"Fine."
"And you have to floss. With the string not the floss sticks."
"Fine, fine, whatever, you're boring me back to sleep with your hygiene nagging Madame Tooth Beary."
"Ugh, whatever. Just come on then!"
"Fine."
"And you have to floss. With the string not the floss sticks."
"Fine, fine, whatever, you're boring me back to sleep with your hygiene nagging Madame Tooth Beary."
"Ugh, whatever. Just come on then!"
You better floss today, the tooth fairy knows where you sleep
November 6, 2024 at 7:30 PM
You better floss today, the tooth fairy knows where you sleep
Hugo Boss died of an abscessed tooth in 1948 which is fine, but YOU need to floss. Please. I worry.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hugo Boss died of an abscessed tooth in 1948 which is fine, but YOU need to floss. Please. I worry.
Tonight’s screening is A24’s BRING HER BACK and is giving out branded floss in a tooth shaped container. Which is actually terrifying. What’s the brand? Is it the tooth or the floss, how grossed out will I be? Let’s find out.
May 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Tonight’s screening is A24’s BRING HER BACK and is giving out branded floss in a tooth shaped container. Which is actually terrifying. What’s the brand? Is it the tooth or the floss, how grossed out will I be? Let’s find out.
one day archaeologists
are going to find tooth floss
and think we had bedtime rituals
are going to find tooth floss
and think we had bedtime rituals
September 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
one day archaeologists
are going to find tooth floss
and think we had bedtime rituals
are going to find tooth floss
and think we had bedtime rituals
For me it's:
Dental Dental
Floss Floss
Dental floss Tooth tape!
Dental Dental
Floss Floss
Dental floss Tooth tape!
October 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
For me it's:
Dental Dental
Floss Floss
Dental floss Tooth tape!
Dental Dental
Floss Floss
Dental floss Tooth tape!
Getting distracted while flossing & ending up having to cut the floss off a tooth
August 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Getting distracted while flossing & ending up having to cut the floss off a tooth
Good morning KB and #BreakfastCrew! I’m at the dentist so please save me a seat! 🦋💙🦋
a tooth with green eyes is holding a dental floss in its hands .
ALT: a tooth with green eyes is holding a dental floss in its hands .
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July 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Good morning KB and #BreakfastCrew! I’m at the dentist so please save me a seat! 🦋💙🦋
Love the tooth floss part.
October 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Love the tooth floss part.
Big fan of the tooth fairy design, his freaky ass insect legs momentarily distracted me from the fact that his dick could double as dental floss from how long it is
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Big fan of the tooth fairy design, his freaky ass insect legs momentarily distracted me from the fact that his dick could double as dental floss from how long it is
I'm constantly struck by how eagerly & gleefully unkind men are to their partners. But had she said he had a weak chin, fat belly, scrawny legs, or a dick that could double as floss if it could reach a tooth, there'd be violence.
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm constantly struck by how eagerly & gleefully unkind men are to their partners. But had she said he had a weak chin, fat belly, scrawny legs, or a dick that could double as floss if it could reach a tooth, there'd be violence.
Dentist gave me hella attitude because she told me “to watch this tooth last time —remember?”
bitch I brush and floss every day TF am I supposed to do?! Send it to daycare???
bitch I brush and floss every day TF am I supposed to do?! Send it to daycare???
March 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Dentist gave me hella attitude because she told me “to watch this tooth last time —remember?”
bitch I brush and floss every day TF am I supposed to do?! Send it to daycare???
bitch I brush and floss every day TF am I supposed to do?! Send it to daycare???