Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
Report: 73% Of America’s Food Waste Traced To Really Messy Toddler
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May 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: 73% Of America’s Food Waste Traced To Really Messy Toddler
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Some good-ass ray traced reflections in Hitman.
January 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Some good-ass ray traced reflections in Hitman.
BREAKING: Deadly bacteria found in major US city's water system traced to Mark Zuckerberg's $800 million, META, data center, per TechRadar
July 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
BREAKING: Deadly bacteria found in major US city's water system traced to Mark Zuckerberg's $800 million, META, data center, per TechRadar
warning: this was traced. you have been warned
October 29, 2024 at 2:25 AM
warning: this was traced. you have been warned
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A lot of the Male Loneliness Epidemic can be traced back to the fact that most cis dudes don’t participate in communal logistics.
I think @sarahjeong.bsky.social said it's because they devalue women's labor and a LOT of this Scary Logistics stuff comes from people who don't understand that basically all of the civic life they enjoy is created with the help of free labor, largely by women.
Tho I will say, in his defense, he's not the first person to be confused by how quickly the romance authors & readers can whip up finely tuned logistics out of nothing. 😂
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 AM
A lot of the Male Loneliness Epidemic can be traced back to the fact that most cis dudes don’t participate in communal logistics.
This is how we traced images in the 1980s
April 26, 2024 at 1:37 PM
This is how we traced images in the 1980s
Report: High Turnout Traced To Americans Mistakenly Voting On Vending Machine
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November 5, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Report: High Turnout Traced To Americans Mistakenly Voting On Vending Machine
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Mockler: I'm pretty tired of conservatives gaslighting about the current political environment and Donald Trump's rhetoric when all of this escalation can be traced back to his entrance into American politics.
September 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Mockler: I'm pretty tired of conservatives gaslighting about the current political environment and Donald Trump's rhetoric when all of this escalation can be traced back to his entrance into American politics.
It’s a fair wager this change in policy can be traced to the unconstitutional birthright citizenship executive order.
Rationale unclear, but reasonable to wonder if this is a pilot program designed to make it harder for immigrant parents to document that their babies (entitled to birthright citizenship) are indeed citizens
Definitely more burdensome for new parents, particularly given how spread out Maine's pop is
Definitely more burdensome for new parents, particularly given how spread out Maine's pop is
March 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s a fair wager this change in policy can be traced to the unconstitutional birthright citizenship executive order.
All of Brazil’s social, political, and economic problems can be traced back to the nefarious force of Neymar propaganda.
July 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
All of Brazil’s social, political, and economic problems can be traced back to the nefarious force of Neymar propaganda.
All of their antiAmerican tactics can be traced as far back as this POS.
October 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
All of their antiAmerican tactics can be traced as far back as this POS.
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
About 50% of US history can be traced to white dudes with weird sex hangups
March 26, 2024 at 4:20 PM
About 50% of US history can be traced to white dudes with weird sex hangups
We’ve traced the call. It’s coming from inside the house 😑
January 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We’ve traced the call. It’s coming from inside the house 😑
Dr. Jones also wants this delicious looking ray traced Croissant
December 10, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Dr. Jones also wants this delicious looking ray traced Croissant
The crime syndicate has lined up people so that nothing could be traced.
March 24, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The crime syndicate has lined up people so that nothing could be traced.