*twitching*
BREAKING: Stephen Miller reportedly didn't make it back to his house before dawn from his all-nighter of lurking through D.C.'s streets to snatch and drink the blood of children, and Katie Miller is terrified he lost track of time and was burned to dust from the sun's first rays.
November 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
*twitching*
eye twitching violently eye twitching
November 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
eye twitching violently eye twitching
Twitching and itching for a throat 😈
November 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Twitching and itching for a throat 😈
Yeah, they're sitting there twitching like they just finished dinner and someone told them they found a dead rat in the soup pot.
They know they're guilty.
They know they're guilty.
November 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Yeah, they're sitting there twitching like they just finished dinner and someone told them they found a dead rat in the soup pot.
They know they're guilty.
They know they're guilty.
Musk, twitching randomly for the last three hours: [Continues twitching]
November 4, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Musk, twitching randomly for the last three hours: [Continues twitching]
That was then, this is now.
*twitching with anxiety, consuming large amounts of alcohol*
*twitching with anxiety, consuming large amounts of alcohol*
Here's a study that links voting in Presidential elections to living longer. "People who voted in 2008 had a 45%, 37% and 29% lower risk of early death after five, 10 and 15 years, respectively — regardless of whether they voted remotely or in person." www.cnn.com/2026/11/02/h...
Voting may help you live longer, first-of-its-kind research says | CNN
Older adults who voted in two presidential elections were much less likely to die early, a first-of-its-kind study has found.
www.cnn.com
November 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
That was then, this is now.
*twitching with anxiety, consuming large amounts of alcohol*
*twitching with anxiety, consuming large amounts of alcohol*
This gets my dick twitching for some reason. 🤭
November 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
This gets my dick twitching for some reason. 🤭
Enjoy some very serious dream twitching.
November 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Enjoy some very serious dream twitching.
[twitching] y'all got any more of them mississippi vote drops
November 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM
[twitching] y'all got any more of them mississippi vote drops
@chastity_april
Day 2 of No Nut November and you're already twitching in that cage 😈
https://x.com/i/web/status/2117330911054422484
Day 2 of No Nut November and you're already twitching in that cage 😈
https://x.com/i/web/status/2117330911054422484
November 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
@chastity_april
Day 2 of No Nut November and you're already twitching in that cage 😈
https://x.com/i/web/status/2117330911054422484
Day 2 of No Nut November and you're already twitching in that cage 😈
https://x.com/i/web/status/2117330911054422484
Fuck... got my dick twitching
November 1, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Fuck... got my dick twitching
Louise Belcher Eye Twitching
Alt: Louise Belcher Eye Twitching
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November 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
FUCK yes. dick twitching my Beloved
November 4, 2026 at 7:22 AM
FUCK yes. dick twitching my Beloved
eye twitching but we move
November 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
eye twitching but we move
skin right below my eye keeps twitching why
skin right below my eye keeps twitching reddit
skin right below my eye keeps twitching hospital now?
skin right below my eye keeps twitching reddit
skin right below my eye keeps twitching hospital now?
November 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
skin right below my eye keeps twitching why
skin right below my eye keeps twitching reddit
skin right below my eye keeps twitching hospital now?
skin right below my eye keeps twitching reddit
skin right below my eye keeps twitching hospital now?
Have spent the day mostly twitching and muttering “The revolution wasn’t bad / We hit the streets with all we had”
November 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Have spent the day mostly twitching and muttering “The revolution wasn’t bad / We hit the streets with all we had”
“I don’t wanna bother you,” Namjoon replies, jaw twitching as he clenches his teeth, fighting his way back up so fast Hoseok is concerned. “But— Thanks.”
November 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
“I don’t wanna bother you,” Namjoon replies, jaw twitching as he clenches his teeth, fighting his way back up so fast Hoseok is concerned. “But— Thanks.”
I will always remember David Letterman stepping on stage to deliver the opening monologue... a longer pause than usual, his impish grin twitching slightly until he said one word:
Buttafuoco
The audience roared.
Buttafuoco
The audience roared.
November 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I will always remember David Letterman stepping on stage to deliver the opening monologue... a longer pause than usual, his impish grin twitching slightly until he said one word:
Buttafuoco
The audience roared.
Buttafuoco
The audience roared.
My eye will start twitching if I keep scrolling through these comments and witnessing all them white libs fantasizing about playing empire and political chess with my country
okay so while we're all up and chatting:
DC statehood
DC statehood
DC statehood
DC statehood
DC statehood
DC statehood
DC statehood
DC statehood
DC statehood
DC statehood
DC statehood
DC statehood
DC statehood
DC statehood
November 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
My eye will start twitching if I keep scrolling through these comments and witnessing all them white libs fantasizing about playing empire and political chess with my country
Right? Thumb starts twitching looking for the “+” button..
November 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Right? Thumb starts twitching looking for the “+” button..