"But it's a unitasker"
I know, it does the one thing I need it to do.
I know, it does the one thing I need it to do.
February 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"But it's a unitasker"
I know, it does the one thing I need it to do.
I know, it does the one thing I need it to do.
Any time you see a bizarrely specific unitasker product, 90% of the time it's to recoup manufacturing costs so they can provide them to disabled people. 👍
October 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Any time you see a bizarrely specific unitasker product, 90% of the time it's to recoup manufacturing costs so they can provide them to disabled people. 👍
Wildly impractical and strictly a range toy. A unitasker tool that serves no real purpose.
Absolutely fucks.
Absolutely fucks.
May 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Wildly impractical and strictly a range toy. A unitasker tool that serves no real purpose.
Absolutely fucks.
Absolutely fucks.
5. Normally I’m aggressively anti-unitasker, but a vacuum sealer has saved me more money by preventing freezer burn than basically any food budgeting trick I’ve tried.
January 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
5. Normally I’m aggressively anti-unitasker, but a vacuum sealer has saved me more money by preventing freezer burn than basically any food budgeting trick I’ve tried.
Ugh, I hate internet trends like this.
“UNITASKER! UNITASKER!” on cooking posts in the ‘00s.
“MOIST? THEY SAID MOIST!!!!” in the 2010s.
Now it’s EM DASH EM DASH!!!!!!
“UNITASKER! UNITASKER!” on cooking posts in the ‘00s.
“MOIST? THEY SAID MOIST!!!!” in the 2010s.
Now it’s EM DASH EM DASH!!!!!!
a black and white drawing of a hand holding a beaker with the words go away written below it
ALT: a black and white drawing of a hand holding a beaker with the words go away written below it
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July 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ugh, I hate internet trends like this.
“UNITASKER! UNITASKER!” on cooking posts in the ‘00s.
“MOIST? THEY SAID MOIST!!!!” in the 2010s.
Now it’s EM DASH EM DASH!!!!!!
“UNITASKER! UNITASKER!” on cooking posts in the ‘00s.
“MOIST? THEY SAID MOIST!!!!” in the 2010s.
Now it’s EM DASH EM DASH!!!!!!
Asking a tied up Alton brown to call it a unitasker again as I press 3 heads of garlic at once
February 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Asking a tied up Alton brown to call it a unitasker again as I press 3 heads of garlic at once
🌑 [Alton Brown looking at a pencil] Fucking unitasker
January 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
🌑 [Alton Brown looking at a pencil] Fucking unitasker
Love Densha De Go but have negative storage space for a full controller? No worries says Tatio with this 1999 released controller (box has a 98 copyright) the Densha De Go "Mamecon". Let's take a look at this curious little unitasker 1/?
October 20, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Love Densha De Go but have negative storage space for a full controller? No worries says Tatio with this 1999 released controller (box has a 98 copyright) the Densha De Go "Mamecon". Let's take a look at this curious little unitasker 1/?
My vacbot does okay, because it's a unitasker, and has no pretentions of being in any way animal.
It's also pretty cute, but that's just human pet-bonding talking.
It's also pretty cute, but that's just human pet-bonding talking.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My vacbot does okay, because it's a unitasker, and has no pretentions of being in any way animal.
It's also pretty cute, but that's just human pet-bonding talking.
It's also pretty cute, but that's just human pet-bonding talking.
i see a kitchen unitasker and i recoil in disgust
May 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i see a kitchen unitasker and i recoil in disgust
There was an anti-garlic press movement briefly by the “NO UNITASKER!!!” weirdos
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
There was an anti-garlic press movement briefly by the “NO UNITASKER!!!” weirdos
I more or less try to follow Alton Brown's rule that the only unitasker in the kitchen should be a fire extinguisher.
July 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I more or less try to follow Alton Brown's rule that the only unitasker in the kitchen should be a fire extinguisher.
sometimes you need an intellectual unitasker
November 29, 2024 at 6:24 AM
sometimes you need an intellectual unitasker
i don't mind a good unitasker if it's insanely goated
April 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i don't mind a good unitasker if it's insanely goated
Now Alton Brown can't accuse you of buying a unitasker.
March 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Now Alton Brown can't accuse you of buying a unitasker.
I firmly believe people must liberate themselves from shame about having kitchen unitaskers. If you actually use them, it’s fine! Anything that helps you cook more efficiently in the limited time you have is fine. Like my garlic press— unitasker, but something I use with most meals
June 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I firmly believe people must liberate themselves from shame about having kitchen unitaskers. If you actually use them, it’s fine! Anything that helps you cook more efficiently in the limited time you have is fine. Like my garlic press— unitasker, but something I use with most meals
I just bought a unitasker. A tofu press.
March 6, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I just bought a unitasker. A tofu press.
If deli slicers werent' such a huge unitasker kitchen gadget, I'd be tempted to get a cheap one and start just getting those raw corned beefs you have to cook on sale, which are MUCH cheaper, and then slicing my own deli meat, but...yeah.
April 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
If deli slicers werent' such a huge unitasker kitchen gadget, I'd be tempted to get a cheap one and start just getting those raw corned beefs you have to cook on sale, which are MUCH cheaper, and then slicing my own deli meat, but...yeah.
nothing activates the raised-on-alton-brown unitasker hater in me like those stupid plastic meat masher things like don’t you have a spatula??? a wooden spoon???? literally any tool that isn’t useless in every application but this?
June 29, 2026 at 5:39 AM
nothing activates the raised-on-alton-brown unitasker hater in me like those stupid plastic meat masher things like don’t you have a spatula??? a wooden spoon???? literally any tool that isn’t useless in every application but this?
A silicone onigiri mould and a tofu press are two unitaskers I can't justify buying but wish I had every time I made onigiri or paneer.
Though I guess if I'm using a tofu press to make paneer, it's not really a unitasker.
Though I guess if I'm using a tofu press to make paneer, it's not really a unitasker.
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A silicone onigiri mould and a tofu press are two unitaskers I can't justify buying but wish I had every time I made onigiri or paneer.
Though I guess if I'm using a tofu press to make paneer, it's not really a unitasker.
Though I guess if I'm using a tofu press to make paneer, it's not really a unitasker.
fuck alton brown and his transphobic ass. you know what, I love a unitasker! devices that are specialized for a niche thing and do it really well are awesome and are worth making space in the kitchen for
will probably do some chicken piccata tomorrow, too...like many people these days I hate alton brown, but there are still some lessons to take away from his cooking media and using thighs instead of breasts for piccata is one of them
April 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
fuck alton brown and his transphobic ass. you know what, I love a unitasker! devices that are specialized for a niche thing and do it really well are awesome and are worth making space in the kitchen for
Isn't that something? My tortilla press isn't a unitasker anymore.
August 19, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Isn't that something? My tortilla press isn't a unitasker anymore.
Good, that means it's not a unitasker.
April 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Good, that means it's not a unitasker.
Nail scissors are better than nail clippers. Nail clippers are a unitasker
WE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY
FLOOD THE TIMELINE
FLOOD THE TIMELINE
April 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Nail scissors are better than nail clippers. Nail clippers are a unitasker
if you do one task a lot a unitasker is a really great thing to have!
June 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
if you do one task a lot a unitasker is a really great thing to have!