well fuck me... what kinda muthefuk was i to go out unshowered and covered in food.
had a fun time though.
need some breaks.
the party goes on.
had a fun time though.
need some breaks.
the party goes on.
October 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
well fuck me... what kinda muthefuk was i to go out unshowered and covered in food.
had a fun time though.
need some breaks.
the party goes on.
had a fun time though.
need some breaks.
the party goes on.
I volunteer. I need scrubbing. I fell asleep unshowered. Save me with company and scrubs.
October 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I volunteer. I need scrubbing. I fell asleep unshowered. Save me with company and scrubs.
of course I won't be with a man who has a baby and baby vomit, let alone baby smells is like an ew shower type beat in all cases but the moral of my story is i wanna fuck unshowered for 48 hours cary grant
October 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
of course I won't be with a man who has a baby and baby vomit, let alone baby smells is like an ew shower type beat in all cases but the moral of my story is i wanna fuck unshowered for 48 hours cary grant
Perverts got their wish!
Untimely bathroom repairs have left Me unshowered and RIPE!!!
Repairman is saying I need to wait another 12 hours!! It's already been 2 days!😅
Anyways...My evening is open to the highest-bidding scent worshipper 😈
ServeSimoneSiren.com/contact
Untimely bathroom repairs have left Me unshowered and RIPE!!!
Repairman is saying I need to wait another 12 hours!! It's already been 2 days!😅
Anyways...My evening is open to the highest-bidding scent worshipper 😈
ServeSimoneSiren.com/contact
October 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Perverts got their wish!
Untimely bathroom repairs have left Me unshowered and RIPE!!!
Repairman is saying I need to wait another 12 hours!! It's already been 2 days!😅
Anyways...My evening is open to the highest-bidding scent worshipper 😈
ServeSimoneSiren.com/contact
Untimely bathroom repairs have left Me unshowered and RIPE!!!
Repairman is saying I need to wait another 12 hours!! It's already been 2 days!😅
Anyways...My evening is open to the highest-bidding scent worshipper 😈
ServeSimoneSiren.com/contact
Fr. Being unshowered on top of some of the other shit I’ve been dealing with was nightmarish
October 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Fr. Being unshowered on top of some of the other shit I’ve been dealing with was nightmarish
yes. what should actually be happening with AI Regulation is policymakers consulting with academics and researchers rather than listening to these unshowered mole people who want you to believe they made god so your pension fund will give them money bsky.app/profile/badf...
It’s important to remember he has an 8th grade education and has not seriously engaged with any academic institution at any point, he’s like peter thiels tamagotchi
October 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
yes. what should actually be happening with AI Regulation is policymakers consulting with academics and researchers rather than listening to these unshowered mole people who want you to believe they made god so your pension fund will give them money bsky.app/profile/badf...
Sniff this unshowered uncut dick.
September 29, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Sniff this unshowered uncut dick.
🚀 New video just dropped: HUGE MUFFLED BASSY LEGGINGS FART POUNDERS 😍 UNSHOWERED STINKY BUTT #Ass #AssSniffer #AssWorship #Farting #Farts
https://yourvids.com/vids/huge-muffled-bassy-leggings-fart-pounders-unshowered-stinky-butt#AUkCtE #YourVids @yourvids.bsky.social
https://yourvids.com/vids/huge-muffled-bassy-leggings-fart-pounders-unshowered-stinky-butt#AUkCtE #YourVids @yourvids.bsky.social
September 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
🚀 New video just dropped: HUGE MUFFLED BASSY LEGGINGS FART POUNDERS 😍 UNSHOWERED STINKY BUTT #Ass #AssSniffer #AssWorship #Farting #Farts
https://yourvids.com/vids/huge-muffled-bassy-leggings-fart-pounders-unshowered-stinky-butt#AUkCtE #YourVids @yourvids.bsky.social
https://yourvids.com/vids/huge-muffled-bassy-leggings-fart-pounders-unshowered-stinky-butt#AUkCtE #YourVids @yourvids.bsky.social
I’m all of those things! And always open to getting bigger, fatter, hungrier, sweatier and more unshowered ;3
September 28, 2026 at 8:03 AM
I’m all of those things! And always open to getting bigger, fatter, hungrier, sweatier and more unshowered ;3
It's a real need to have a big fat nerd to cuddle.
A big, fat, sweaty nerd.
A big, fat, sweaty, hungry nerd.
A big, fat, sweaty, hungry, & unshowered nerd
A big, fat, sweaty, hungry, & unshowered, neet nerd.
I promise I'll take care of them & they only need to move from bed to their computer!
A big, fat, sweaty nerd.
A big, fat, sweaty, hungry nerd.
A big, fat, sweaty, hungry, & unshowered nerd
A big, fat, sweaty, hungry, & unshowered, neet nerd.
I promise I'll take care of them & they only need to move from bed to their computer!
September 28, 2026 at 6:22 AM
It's a real need to have a big fat nerd to cuddle.
A big, fat, sweaty nerd.
A big, fat, sweaty, hungry nerd.
A big, fat, sweaty, hungry, & unshowered nerd
A big, fat, sweaty, hungry, & unshowered, neet nerd.
I promise I'll take care of them & they only need to move from bed to their computer!
A big, fat, sweaty nerd.
A big, fat, sweaty, hungry nerd.
A big, fat, sweaty, hungry, & unshowered nerd
A big, fat, sweaty, hungry, & unshowered, neet nerd.
I promise I'll take care of them & they only need to move from bed to their computer!
the very notion of being a wagie, not beginning my day with a 4am-6 sleep pause filled with creativity, then going back to bed until like 10:30, then just wasting the whole morning and still being unshowered at 1pm, because I have to "prepare" for "work" is so viscerally perverse to me now
September 27, 2026 at 10:43 AM
the very notion of being a wagie, not beginning my day with a 4am-6 sleep pause filled with creativity, then going back to bed until like 10:30, then just wasting the whole morning and still being unshowered at 1pm, because I have to "prepare" for "work" is so viscerally perverse to me now
I love that the interviewer went in unshaven, unshowered, and visibly hungover. It’s the respect he deserves, though sports fans…yeah, that’s about right.
September 26, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I love that the interviewer went in unshaven, unshowered, and visibly hungover. It’s the respect he deserves, though sports fans…yeah, that’s about right.
also wearing yesterday's makeup and clothes, unshowered, so make of that what you will
September 26, 2026 at 12:40 PM
also wearing yesterday's makeup and clothes, unshowered, so make of that what you will
wonder if this is some terrible trend along with whatever unshowered "smell my pheromones and be seduced" bullshit is going on right now. just a whole army of shitty guys being increasingly ape-like and getting mad at women who aren't attracted to them.
September 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM
wonder if this is some terrible trend along with whatever unshowered "smell my pheromones and be seduced" bullshit is going on right now. just a whole army of shitty guys being increasingly ape-like and getting mad at women who aren't attracted to them.
It’s always two bald zionists saying exactlllyyyy
September 21, 2026 at 8:17 PM
It’s always two bald zionists saying exactlllyyyy
*me, unshowered, hair askew, greasy fingerprints all over my glasses, sunday scaries already in full effect*
Good game, Jays. Nice win.
Good game, Jays. Nice win.
September 20, 2026 at 9:45 PM
*me, unshowered, hair askew, greasy fingerprints all over my glasses, sunday scaries already in full effect*
Good game, Jays. Nice win.
Good game, Jays. Nice win.
im sorry, this you? becuase you said trans people are more likely to be predators right fucking here. so unless this is someone else, yes, you did say it. masking it in double talk dosnt make it any less something you said. just like wearing a gallon of perfume isnt making you any less unshowered.
September 20, 2026 at 7:29 PM
im sorry, this you? becuase you said trans people are more likely to be predators right fucking here. so unless this is someone else, yes, you did say it. masking it in double talk dosnt make it any less something you said. just like wearing a gallon of perfume isnt making you any less unshowered.
Hitting their unshowered visage with a ball peen hammer
"wHy DoEs FeMaLe nOt ReSpoNDiNg?"
"wHy DoEs FeMaLe nOt ReSpoNDiNg?"
September 20, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Hitting their unshowered visage with a ball peen hammer
"wHy DoEs FeMaLe nOt ReSpoNDiNg?"
"wHy DoEs FeMaLe nOt ReSpoNDiNg?"
Im not personally into sniffing others but I am fond of how close friends of mine smell. and Id always entertain sitting on someones face or letting them smell my pits if they really wanted to. Just have fun and be happy and enjoy them friends unshowered or post shower.
September 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Im not personally into sniffing others but I am fond of how close friends of mine smell. and Id always entertain sitting on someones face or letting them smell my pits if they really wanted to. Just have fun and be happy and enjoy them friends unshowered or post shower.
my thirst is definitely up now - please tell me those pits are unshowered and ripe
September 19, 2026 at 2:10 PM
my thirst is definitely up now - please tell me those pits are unshowered and ripe
Cringe is the way out you unshowered fucks
September 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Cringe is the way out you unshowered fucks
Friday Morning Chores:
- Wake up to no Hot water: ✔️
- Spend an hour trying to solve the hot water system:✔️
- Learns that gas has just run out:✔️
- Completely waste a morning:✔️
- go to work unshowered and bothered:✔️
- Wake up to no Hot water: ✔️
- Spend an hour trying to solve the hot water system:✔️
- Learns that gas has just run out:✔️
- Completely waste a morning:✔️
- go to work unshowered and bothered:✔️
September 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Friday Morning Chores:
- Wake up to no Hot water: ✔️
- Spend an hour trying to solve the hot water system:✔️
- Learns that gas has just run out:✔️
- Completely waste a morning:✔️
- go to work unshowered and bothered:✔️
- Wake up to no Hot water: ✔️
- Spend an hour trying to solve the hot water system:✔️
- Learns that gas has just run out:✔️
- Completely waste a morning:✔️
- go to work unshowered and bothered:✔️
it’s fine to kink-shame the junkie nazi dorks and their unshowered shiva
Like ten to twenty well-meaning but oblivious people have said variants of "you are being mean and kink shaming" so I am going to have to write a thread about rationalists raping people, a real thing that has caused major problems in the movement and which was difficult to fit
September 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
it’s fine to kink-shame the junkie nazi dorks and their unshowered shiva