Cloudflare is down...
I use UptimeRobot to monitor sites. UptimeRobot is also hosted on Cloudflare. It is VERY BROKEN right now.
DownDetector is another useful tool for checking site availability. Also hosted on Cloudflare.
DownForEveryoneOrJustMe... yep, hosted on Cloudflare.
GOLLY THIS IS FUN!
I use UptimeRobot to monitor sites. UptimeRobot is also hosted on Cloudflare. It is VERY BROKEN right now.
DownDetector is another useful tool for checking site availability. Also hosted on Cloudflare.
DownForEveryoneOrJustMe... yep, hosted on Cloudflare.
GOLLY THIS IS FUN!
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Cloudflare is down...
I use UptimeRobot to monitor sites. UptimeRobot is also hosted on Cloudflare. It is VERY BROKEN right now.
DownDetector is another useful tool for checking site availability. Also hosted on Cloudflare.
DownForEveryoneOrJustMe... yep, hosted on Cloudflare.
GOLLY THIS IS FUN!
I use UptimeRobot to monitor sites. UptimeRobot is also hosted on Cloudflare. It is VERY BROKEN right now.
DownDetector is another useful tool for checking site availability. Also hosted on Cloudflare.
DownForEveryoneOrJustMe... yep, hosted on Cloudflare.
GOLLY THIS IS FUN!
It's a good sign when the status page is suspended, right status.bsky.app
Error | UptimeRobot
status.bsky.app
April 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
It's a good sign when the status page is suspended, right status.bsky.app
ok i was wrong. bluesky outages WERE caused by vibecoding 😬🫣🤦♂️
proof: look at this error message on status.bsky.app. notice the word “robot” in the message. only a robot (i lean towards Claude) would leave a message like this. a “smoking gun”
i’m sorry for spreading disinfo :(
proof: look at this error message on status.bsky.app. notice the word “robot” in the message. only a robot (i lean towards Claude) would leave a message like this. a “smoking gun”
i’m sorry for spreading disinfo :(
April 20, 2026 at 9:08 PM
ok i was wrong. bluesky outages WERE caused by vibecoding 😬🫣🤦♂️
proof: look at this error message on status.bsky.app. notice the word “robot” in the message. only a robot (i lean towards Claude) would leave a message like this. a “smoking gun”
i’m sorry for spreading disinfo :(
proof: look at this error message on status.bsky.app. notice the word “robot” in the message. only a robot (i lean towards Claude) would leave a message like this. a “smoking gun”
i’m sorry for spreading disinfo :(
地味にハマる人多いけど、Renderの無料プランはリクエストが来ないと15分でスリープする。
コールドスタートが最大30秒かかるから、UptimeRobotで14分ごとにpingを打つと常時起動のまま維持できる。
Free tier keeps your app asleep after 15 min of inactivity — cold starts hit up to 30 sec. ping it every 14 min with UptimeRobot and it stays warm for free.
#Render #FreeTier #Web…
コールドスタートが最大30秒かかるから、UptimeRobotで14分ごとにpingを打つと常時起動のまま維持できる。
Free tier keeps your app asleep after 15 min of inactivity — cold starts hit up to 30 sec. ping it every 14 min with UptimeRobot and it stays warm for free.
#Render #FreeTier #Web…
June 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
地味にハマる人多いけど、Renderの無料プランはリクエストが来ないと15分でスリープする。
コールドスタートが最大30秒かかるから、UptimeRobotで14分ごとにpingを打つと常時起動のまま維持できる。
Free tier keeps your app asleep after 15 min of inactivity — cold starts hit up to 30 sec. ping it every 14 min with UptimeRobot and it stays warm for free.
#Render #FreeTier #Web…
コールドスタートが最大30秒かかるから、UptimeRobotで14分ごとにpingを打つと常時起動のまま維持できる。
Free tier keeps your app asleep after 15 min of inactivity — cold starts hit up to 30 sec. ping it every 14 min with UptimeRobot and it stays warm for free.
#Render #FreeTier #Web…
reminder that you can always check the status of bluesky at status.bsky.app
Error | UptimeRobot
status.bsky.app
April 22, 2026 at 6:30 AM
reminder that you can always check the status of bluesky at status.bsky.app
this is how it feels to read my email
August 4, 2026 at 7:18 AM
this is how it feels to read my email
Also if you haven't seen, status.bsky.app is currently throwing an "This Status Page has been suspended." error
Error | UptimeRobot
status.bsky.app
April 22, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Also if you haven't seen, status.bsky.app is currently throwing an "This Status Page has been suspended." error
Uptime Kuma is a self-hosted uptime monitoring tool with 90+ notification channels, public status pages, and a real-time Vue 3 UI. Open-source alternative to UptimeRobot and Pingdom. https://openaltfinder.com/tools/uptime-kuma #opensource
Uptime Kuma: Open Source UptimeRobot Alternative | OpenAltFinder
Self-hosted uptime monitoring tool with a polished UI, 90+ notification integrations, and built-in public status pages.
openaltfinder.com
September 22, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Uptime Kuma is a self-hosted uptime monitoring tool with 90+ notification channels, public status pages, and a real-time Vue 3 UI. Open-source alternative to UptimeRobot and Pingdom. https://openaltfinder.com/tools/uptime-kuma #opensource
UptimeRobot introduces a free, open source CLI for managing monitors, incidents, and status pages from the shell. Works across all plans and features full API coverage.
alternativeto.net/news/2026/8...
alternativeto.net/news/2026/8...
August 20, 2026 at 5:58 AM
UptimeRobot introduces a free, open source CLI for managing monitors, incidents, and status pages from the shell. Works across all plans and features full API coverage.
alternativeto.net/news/2026/8...
alternativeto.net/news/2026/8...
How do you get banned from uptimerobot 😭
April 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
How do you get banned from uptimerobot 😭
I wonder if bsky is doing any better today. I'll check the status page--
April 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I wonder if bsky is doing any better today. I'll check the status page--
UptimeRobot has acquired IsDown, enabling users to monitor both their sites and key service dependencies from a single platform. IsDown will continue to operate independently.
alternativeto.net/news/2026/7...
alternativeto.net/news/2026/7...
July 31, 2026 at 12:02 AM
UptimeRobot has acquired IsDown, enabling users to monitor both their sites and key service dependencies from a single platform. IsDown will continue to operate independently.
alternativeto.net/news/2026/7...
alternativeto.net/news/2026/7...
Uptimerobot is also down at the same time as BlueSky by an incredible coincidence
April 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Uptimerobot is also down at the same time as BlueSky by an incredible coincidence
lmfao bsky is down so much even their status page quit on them
April 21, 2026 at 10:16 PM
lmfao bsky is down so much even their status page quit on them
god. where do you even check bluesky's status. because @status.bsky.app links to status.bsky.app and that does not work. great omen
Error | UptimeRobot
status.bsky.app
April 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
god. where do you even check bluesky's status. because @status.bsky.app links to status.bsky.app and that does not work. great omen
The latest update for #UptimeRobot includes "Monitor Third Party Services With UptimeRobot." and "Meet the official UptimeRobot CLI.".
#monitoring #websitemonitoring #uptime https://opsmtrs.com/3kDiAMI
#monitoring #websitemonitoring #uptime https://opsmtrs.com/3kDiAMI
Uptime Robot
An uptime monitoring service that helps users to get acknowledged of the downtimes of their websites/servers and also track their performance.
opsmtrs.com
September 24, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The latest update for #UptimeRobot includes "Monitor Third Party Services With UptimeRobot." and "Meet the official UptimeRobot CLI.".
#monitoring #websitemonitoring #uptime https://opsmtrs.com/3kDiAMI
#monitoring #websitemonitoring #uptime https://opsmtrs.com/3kDiAMI
You'll be pleased to hear that after a chaotic morning of false alarms and a support call, I did in fact get an email this afternoon from UptimeRobot!
Except it wasn't an update, or an incident report... it was telling me that they'd launched a brand new version of their mobile app.
Which is nice.
Except it wasn't an update, or an incident report... it was telling me that they'd launched a brand new version of their mobile app.
Which is nice.
March 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
You'll be pleased to hear that after a chaotic morning of false alarms and a support call, I did in fact get an email this afternoon from UptimeRobot!
Except it wasn't an update, or an incident report... it was telling me that they'd launched a brand new version of their mobile app.
Which is nice.
Except it wasn't an update, or an incident report... it was telling me that they'd launched a brand new version of their mobile app.
Which is nice.
Sure is cool that this is the closest to a not hellhole microblogging site and it is CONSTANTLY SHITTING THE BED AGAIN
also the status.bsky.app page is also broken
also the status.bsky.app page is also broken
April 21, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Sure is cool that this is the closest to a not hellhole microblogging site and it is CONSTANTLY SHITTING THE BED AGAIN
also the status.bsky.app page is also broken
also the status.bsky.app page is also broken