Stay upwind
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Stay upwind
this little man struggles to deploy the canister for 30 seconds and then throws it directly upwind
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Cmdr. Greg Bovino is seen deploying a gas canister at Mueller Park in south Minneapolis this afternoon.
Video by Ben Luhmann.
Video by Ben Luhmann.
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 AM
this little man struggles to deploy the canister for 30 seconds and then throws it directly upwind
The emergence of Violet, happy upwind porcupine:
February 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The emergence of Violet, happy upwind porcupine:
(Sniffs the air) someone just got a boner…to the east, upwind.
October 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
(Sniffs the air) someone just got a boner…to the east, upwind.
Get upwind.
Pauline currently 'releasing her gas policy' on ABC.
May 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Get upwind.
House hunting tip:
Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.
Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
House hunting tip:
Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.
Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.
I liked the way he threw it upwind and promptly gassed himself and his own men. Idiotic performativism.
January 22, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I liked the way he threw it upwind and promptly gassed himself and his own men. Idiotic performativism.
The soft rustle of papier-mâché...the scent of caramel and vanilla upwind...oh no he's found you!!...
Commission for @nyzcait.bsky.social featuring their very cool WerePiñata character!
#effsesart #furryart
Commission for @nyzcait.bsky.social featuring their very cool WerePiñata character!
#effsesart #furryart
May 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The soft rustle of papier-mâché...the scent of caramel and vanilla upwind...oh no he's found you!!...
Commission for @nyzcait.bsky.social featuring their very cool WerePiñata character!
#effsesart #furryart
Commission for @nyzcait.bsky.social featuring their very cool WerePiñata character!
#effsesart #furryart
House hunting tip:
Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.
Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.
May 31, 2024 at 2:56 PM
House hunting tip:
Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.
Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.
The swearing in will consist of nose plugs or gas masks
Caution ⚠️ Please stay upwind
Caution ⚠️ Please stay upwind
January 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The swearing in will consist of nose plugs or gas masks
Caution ⚠️ Please stay upwind
Caution ⚠️ Please stay upwind
📌I only have two things to say about Republicans Bernie Moreno and Max Miller pissing all over each other in Ohio during this election season:
1) Stay upwind of these lowlifes.
2) Vote.
1) Stay upwind of these lowlifes.
2) Vote.
August 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
📌I only have two things to say about Republicans Bernie Moreno and Max Miller pissing all over each other in Ohio during this election season:
1) Stay upwind of these lowlifes.
2) Vote.
1) Stay upwind of these lowlifes.
2) Vote.
“Lets drop 10 nukes upwind of dubai”
March 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
“Lets drop 10 nukes upwind of dubai”
Someday I hope to be as unbothered as a porcupine upwind of her bubbles.
February 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Someday I hope to be as unbothered as a porcupine upwind of her bubbles.
may she stand upwind of our enemies
February 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
may she stand upwind of our enemies
Probably upwind.
Trump has that reputation.
Trump has that reputation.
August 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Probably upwind.
Trump has that reputation.
Trump has that reputation.
Make sure you stay upwind of him
February 16, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Make sure you stay upwind of him
spent time upwind of a bonfire tonight. smelling rustic.
April 7, 2024 at 12:25 AM
spent time upwind of a bonfire tonight. smelling rustic.
August 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Or just head to clean air, face upwind and flap your arms like a chicken
October 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Or just head to clean air, face upwind and flap your arms like a chicken
AIS status: "Underway by sail". Not easy sailing a tanker upwind.
December 29, 2024 at 10:29 AM
AIS status: "Underway by sail". Not easy sailing a tanker upwind.
on hiatus gang,
gonna be silent running, radio silent, quiet, sneaking around (keepin people upwind of me), etc. etc.
soz :/
gonna be silent running, radio silent, quiet, sneaking around (keepin people upwind of me), etc. etc.
soz :/
October 4, 2026 at 9:10 AM
on hiatus gang,
gonna be silent running, radio silent, quiet, sneaking around (keepin people upwind of me), etc. etc.
soz :/
gonna be silent running, radio silent, quiet, sneaking around (keepin people upwind of me), etc. etc.
soz :/
This is a horrific look for Steph Curry.
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
This is a horrific look for Steph Curry.
A parable about peeing upwind.
June 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
A parable about peeing upwind.