Least likely "I'm stuck in traffic" excuse - there was a backup of wild turkeys in Alameda.
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#wildturkeys #urbanturkeys #alameda #traffic
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#wildturkeys #urbanturkeys #alameda #traffic
October 3, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Least likely "I'm stuck in traffic" excuse - there was a backup of wild turkeys in Alameda.
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#wildturkeys #urbanturkeys #alameda #traffic
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#wildturkeys #urbanturkeys #alameda #traffic
The #UrbanTurkeys are well known #ChaosAgents
August 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The #UrbanTurkeys are well known #ChaosAgents
Less majestic are the many turkeys in the wider South Minneapolis area. Although they are rarely seen on the roof of my garage as pictured.
Right after this the turkey flew right at my car and into a tree next to my house where it spent the night.
Right after this the turkey flew right at my car and into a tree next to my house where it spent the night.
July 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Did not realize the Minneapolis urban wildlife game went this hard
June 24, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Running wild in the streets of Minneapolis…
April 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Lone turkey outside my parking ramp in downtown #Minneapolis this morning.
April 24, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The Minneapolis experience is despite living in a city, I got stuck on a road driving my kiddo to day care because there was a huge flock of wild turkeys crossing 😝
March 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This seems like a silly question, #UrbanTurkeys don't have to smell your fear, they are #ChaosAgents, they CREATE fear! www.startribune.com/wild-turkeys... #Birds
Yuen: Can urban turkeys smell your fear?
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www.startribune.com
February 23, 2026 at 10:41 PM
This seems like a silly question, #UrbanTurkeys don't have to smell your fear, they are #ChaosAgents, they CREATE fear! www.startribune.com/wild-turkeys... #Birds
#LongfellowTurkeys #ChaosAgents #Minneapolis #Birds #UrbanTurkeys These are the real gangs of #Minneapolis
Good morning, Minnesota. -from the Lena Smith rafter of turkeys.
February 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
#LongfellowTurkeys #ChaosAgents #Minneapolis #Birds #UrbanTurkeys These are the real gangs of #Minneapolis
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The original #ChaosAgents. These is the only #Terrorists who belong in #Minneapolis. #Birds #UrbanTurkeys
February 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The original #ChaosAgents. These is the only #Terrorists who belong in #Minneapolis. #Birds #UrbanTurkeys
#Minneapolis already had a gang that wreaked havoc over the city before #ICE got here the #UrbanTurkeys were always #ChaosAgents . #Birds #TheOccupation
Driving on East Lake to work this morning there was a small backup. Guy at bus stop is walking to see what the issue is. I turn volume down and get prepared. It’s…a turkey on the side of the street. The lady wearing a vest was all 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
January 30, 2026 at 3:11 PM
#Minneapolis already had a gang that wreaked havoc over the city before #ICE got here the #UrbanTurkeys were always #ChaosAgents . #Birds #TheOccupation
the wild turkeys are one of my favorite things about living in Minneapolis
It’s a story of forbidden love you won’t see anywhere else - a turkey and a Public Works truck.
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
@bikelaneuprising.bsky.social I'd like to report an obstruction
I thought turkeys were our allies in The War on Cars!
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
getting reports that my wife was boxed into her car by aggressively disinterested minneapolis turkeys who just kinda stood there and wouldn't let her open the door for a few minutes.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
#Minneapolis has gone to the birds. Can’t even go outside anymore. I bet the LIBERAL MEDIA won’t cover this. We used to be a country.
July 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ok, maybe there is something to the #MinneapolisParks being dangerous, ran into this gang on my e-trike ride, I let them cross in front of me #Minneapolis #birds #ChaosAgents
July 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ok, maybe there is something to the #MinneapolisParks being dangerous, ran into this gang on my e-trike ride, I let them cross in front of me #Minneapolis #birds #ChaosAgents
I don’t think I ever saw one around town when I was growing up, and now these dinosaurs are *everywhere.* And, man, they do not give a fuck about ANYTHING.
Wild turkeys are the most unnerving thing about the Twin Cities
April 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Y'all I warned you. Those #LongfellowTurkeys are cute, but their skat is EVERYWHERE. If you're walking outside in #Minneapolis near flocks of Geese or #UrbanTurkeys, Ducks even, or raise Chickens, feed wild #Birds, #WearAMask when near them, their droppings, when changing feeders. #BirdFlue
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February 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Y'all I warned you. Those #LongfellowTurkeys are cute, but their skat is EVERYWHERE. If you're walking outside in #Minneapolis near flocks of Geese or #UrbanTurkeys, Ducks even, or raise Chickens, feed wild #Birds, #WearAMask when near them, their droppings, when changing feeders. #BirdFlue
Stragglers of the #LongfellowTurkeys gang blocking traffic crossing 46th st in, the bus honking at them slowed them but they started right back after it passed #Minneapolis. #UrbanTurkeys
December 1, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Stragglers of the #LongfellowTurkeys gang blocking traffic crossing 46th st in, the bus honking at them slowed them but they started right back after it passed #Minneapolis. #UrbanTurkeys
Chaos agents #LongfellowTurkeys wreaking havoc on 46th street in #Minneapolis this morning. Going the wrong way in the turn lane. They don't care. Slowed down a few drivers to speed limit though. #UrbanTurkeys
December 1, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Chaos agents #LongfellowTurkeys wreaking havoc on 46th street in #Minneapolis this morning. Going the wrong way in the turn lane. They don't care. Slowed down a few drivers to speed limit though. #UrbanTurkeys
As God is my witness...
The wild turkeys that hang out here sort of skim across the street, but not a lot of altitude. #urbanturkeys.
The wild turkeys that hang out here sort of skim across the street, but not a lot of altitude. #urbanturkeys.
November 28, 2024 at 5:16 PM
As God is my witness...
The wild turkeys that hang out here sort of skim across the street, but not a lot of altitude. #urbanturkeys.
The wild turkeys that hang out here sort of skim across the street, but not a lot of altitude. #urbanturkeys.
The #LongfellowTurkeys are rebels, trespassing behind the orange construction fence of new mansion #birds #UrbanTurkeys
September 10, 2024 at 6:28 PM
The #LongfellowTurkeys are rebels, trespassing behind the orange construction fence of new mansion #birds #UrbanTurkeys