Lots of writing advice will tell you to avoid adverbs at all cost.
Freaking weaksauce.
TRUE writers will also avoid *verbs*.
Wait... ummmmm....
Verbs BAD. Nouns only. (Maybe adjectives?) Verb-free writing strong. Muscular prose without unnecessary verbs.
No verbs, just vibes. OK?
Freaking weaksauce.
TRUE writers will also avoid *verbs*.
Wait... ummmmm....
Verbs BAD. Nouns only. (Maybe adjectives?) Verb-free writing strong. Muscular prose without unnecessary verbs.
No verbs, just vibes. OK?
June 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Lots of writing advice will tell you to avoid adverbs at all cost.
Freaking weaksauce.
TRUE writers will also avoid *verbs*.
Wait... ummmmm....
Verbs BAD. Nouns only. (Maybe adjectives?) Verb-free writing strong. Muscular prose without unnecessary verbs.
No verbs, just vibes. OK?
Freaking weaksauce.
TRUE writers will also avoid *verbs*.
Wait... ummmmm....
Verbs BAD. Nouns only. (Maybe adjectives?) Verb-free writing strong. Muscular prose without unnecessary verbs.
No verbs, just vibes. OK?
"When there is death?"
FFS, man, there are verbs.
FFS, man, there are verbs.
BASH: What's your reaction to someone losing their life while running from ICE?
HOMAN: It's sad. It's unfortunate. He wasn't in ICE custody. ICE did not have hands on this person, but it's always unfortunate when there is death. They were doing their job.
HOMAN: It's sad. It's unfortunate. He wasn't in ICE custody. ICE did not have hands on this person, but it's always unfortunate when there is death. They were doing their job.
July 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"When there is death?"
FFS, man, there are verbs.
FFS, man, there are verbs.
is it conjugate her verbs it’s conjugate her verbs, isn’t it
June 7, 2024 at 10:57 PM
is it conjugate her verbs it’s conjugate her verbs, isn’t it
My man looks like he uses "summer" and "winter" as verbs
August 30, 2026 at 9:54 PM
My man looks like he uses "summer" and "winter" as verbs
Our mayor is so cool he doesn’t need verbs
June 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Our mayor is so cool he doesn’t need verbs
And what about verbs ? Are they really needed ?
Everyone has pronouns dipshit, it came free with your fucking language
November 27, 2024 at 8:03 PM
And what about verbs ? Are they really needed ?
bad news: computer science has run out of verbs
buffers must now be ensorcelled and desorcelled
buffers must now be ensorcelled and desorcelled
September 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
bad news: computer science has run out of verbs
buffers must now be ensorcelled and desorcelled
buffers must now be ensorcelled and desorcelled
fellas is it gay to use verbs
May 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
fellas is it gay to use verbs
The idea that using dialogue-framing verbs other than "said" is the mark of fanfic is wild to me because I grew up reading commercially published authors whose dialogue was routinely slinging around framing verbs like "opined", "temporised", and "demured".
May 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The idea that using dialogue-framing verbs other than "said" is the mark of fanfic is wild to me because I grew up reading commercially published authors whose dialogue was routinely slinging around framing verbs like "opined", "temporised", and "demured".
People are also using a variety of new verbs in the replies and I am not looking any of them up
August 20, 2026 at 1:55 AM
People are also using a variety of new verbs in the replies and I am not looking any of them up
we should give snakes additional verbs
We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me
July 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
we should give snakes additional verbs
Wait till they learn about Verbs.
November 23, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Wait till they learn about Verbs.
I believe every noun Poilievre says. It’s his verbs I don’t trust.
March 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I believe every noun Poilievre says. It’s his verbs I don’t trust.
transitive verbs, irregular verbs, i-adjectives, ru-verbs, obliques, actor trigger, object trigger...we're just out here making things up!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
transitive verbs, irregular verbs, i-adjectives, ru-verbs, obliques, actor trigger, object trigger...we're just out here making things up!!!!
Appreciate that major media outlets are finally, albeit reluctantly, starting to affix nouns verbs when describing violence that involves government representatives.
Protester blinded, skull fractured by DHS agent during Santa Ana demonstration, family says
Protester blinded, skull fractured by DHS agent during Santa Ana demonstration, family says
A young protester narrowly avoided being killed but was left permanently blind after a Department of Homeland Security agent fired a nonlethal round at close range during a Santa Ana protest last week, according to family of the victim.
www.latimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Appreciate that major media outlets are finally, albeit reluctantly, starting to affix nouns verbs when describing violence that involves government representatives.
Gerunds were assigned verbs at birth but they identify as nouns
August 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Gerunds were assigned verbs at birth but they identify as nouns
I am begging Americans to stop trying to refer to football teams with singular verbs
March 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I am begging Americans to stop trying to refer to football teams with singular verbs
🎶 Verbs that are nouns that like nouns to be verbs
which do nouns like they're verbs, that do verbs like they're nouns 🎵
. . . to further Blur the lines
which do nouns like they're verbs, that do verbs like they're nouns 🎵
. . . to further Blur the lines
April 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
🎶 Verbs that are nouns that like nouns to be verbs
which do nouns like they're verbs, that do verbs like they're nouns 🎵
. . . to further Blur the lines
which do nouns like they're verbs, that do verbs like they're nouns 🎵
. . . to further Blur the lines
I thought Nazis capitalized the nouns not the verbs.
March 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I thought Nazis capitalized the nouns not the verbs.
guys charlie kirk's pronouns are not was/were. those are verbs. this is grade school stuff
September 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
guys charlie kirk's pronouns are not was/were. those are verbs. this is grade school stuff
I had real problems parsing the verbs in this headline
A Licking County man indicted on murder charges after he shot and killed a man while singing at a karaoke bar will reportedly change his plea. https://nbc4i.co/47vnHrW?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I had real problems parsing the verbs in this headline
i'm asking for a single noun. these are all verbs. you are all giving me verbs
July 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
i'm asking for a single noun. these are all verbs. you are all giving me verbs
Pay attention to the verbs. Pay attention to who gets named. Pay attention to who “says” and who “did.”
That’s how perception is shaped - not with blatant lies, but with careful framing.
That’s how perception is shaped - not with blatant lies, but with careful framing.
March 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Pay attention to the verbs. Pay attention to who gets named. Pay attention to who “says” and who “did.”
That’s how perception is shaped - not with blatant lies, but with careful framing.
That’s how perception is shaped - not with blatant lies, but with careful framing.