#weirdflex
Vance has an odd way of measuring success..

The price of gas IS DOWN abt 50c from the Memorial Day average high of $4.56/gallon 😯😰 #WeirdFlex

BTW gas is 1c-4c/gal in Tehran

The USA is objectively getting humiliated by a country with NO AIRFORCE, NO ARMY, & NO NAVY - according to #PervertHoover
JD Vance on Iran: "We have shown an ability to do something amazing" 🙃
August 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
August 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Finally found out what my super power is. Smart watch also says I fall asleep in 3-5mins. #weirdflex 😴
August 13, 2026 at 9:34 AM
July 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
After seeing @zzbenz.bsky.social skeet #weirdflex should become a hashtag
May 30, 2026 at 11:19 PM
April 28, 2026 at 4:08 PM
probably my biggest #weirdflex in xiv modding spaces is porting something b/c i wanted to see tau wear it (f!miqo hempen camise) and the later on i saw a gpose from a Big Name Xiv Fan have a character using the mod and i pogged irl
March 27, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Over half of my ARC readers so far have cited the trigger warnings, in some capacity, as the reason they want to read the book. #writesky #booksky 💙📚 #weirdflex #romantasy 💛⚔️📚 #darkromance 🖤
February 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I concur that was intended... and that it's not.

#weirdflex
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Admitting you don't apologize for being inconsiderate is crazy. #WeirdFlex
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
V D Groover

United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007 #weirdflex
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I know all the words to the intro for "The Weird Al Show". #weirdflex
October 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Coffee money for a video you’re in too? Babes, that’s not OnlyFans — that’s OnlyWeird. ☕📹😂 #ConsentMatters #DoBetter #WeirdFlex”
September 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Imagine destroying your own life and taking someone else's over a man who bankrupted casinos and doesn't give a fuck about you. #weirdflex
August 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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#SocialDistancing #AbsurdHumor #WeirdFlex
June 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My strange cooking 😬
#vancamper #carcamping #weirdflex
June 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Asking an incompetent deteriorating drug addict who uses a prosthetic pallette and diaper from the effects of decades of chronic #drug abuse

to opine on a drug addicts behavior

#WeirdFlex
May 31, 2025 at 6:44 AM
We Americans may not be the most physically fit, but I challenge you to find a nation more adept at mental gymnastics. #WeirdFlex
May 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
May 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Imagine telling the world that you believe that being an overweight, queer, and educated woman is bad, while flexing that you can’t train animals without using fear, pain, and discomfort.
#dogtraining #dogtrainer #doglover #animallover #weirdflex
April 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Yeah, I type a lot at work. #weirdflex
April 9, 2025 at 8:21 AM