#weirdflex
Vance has an odd way of measuring success..

The price of gas IS DOWN abt 50c from the Memorial Day average high of $4.56/gallon 😯😰 #WeirdFlex

BTW gas is 1c-4c/gal in Tehran

The USA is objectively getting humiliated by a country with NO AIRFORCE, NO ARMY, & NO NAVY - according to #PervertHoover
JD Vance on Iran: "We have shown an ability to do something amazing" 🙃
August 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
August 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Finally found out what my super power is. Smart watch also says I fall asleep in 3-5mins. #weirdflex 😴
August 13, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Ist das nicht eher 1 #weirdflex?
December 1, 2024 at 8:42 AM
April 28, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Hab noch nie Herr der Ringe geguckt und bin auch null scharf gedaut. #WeirdFlex
August 24, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Today a mean kid on the street laughed at me and said “salaam alaikum” to me because I was wearing my new keffiyeh 🤨 #weirdflex #peacebeuponyou 🇵🇸
November 22, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Imagine telling the world that you believe that being an overweight, queer, and educated woman is bad, while flexing that you can’t train animals without using fear, pain, and discomfort.
#dogtraining #dogtrainer #doglover #animallover #weirdflex
April 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Moving this Sunday, and this couch had its problems (as in, not suitable for donation). Now I’m either very strong or very stupid. Either way, the deed is done. All by myself.
#WeirdFlex #ShareMyAcomplishment
November 21, 2024 at 12:26 AM
After seeing @zzbenz.bsky.social skeet #weirdflex should become a hashtag
May 30, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Feels very performative and like. Trying to martyr yourself? And directly hurts your own interests. So it makes perfect sense the Democrats keep doing it but like. Weirdflex for sure.
February 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I can't really put on false lashes but I can make gravy from scratch so.... #weirdflex
September 22, 2023 at 3:58 AM
I'm so good at procrastinating I don't even catch myself doing it till it's too late 😏😌

#weirdflex #procrastinating #help
November 29, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Comparing Elon Musk’s net worth to GDPs is like saying my shoe collection is worth more than your couch. It’s unnecessary and weirdly rude. #WeirdFlex
December 3, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I concur that was intended... and that it's not.

#weirdflex
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
What's something fun/weird you like to do?

I'll go first.

I enjoy listening to old Ragtime music while I work out 😆

#weirdflex
January 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Maple-MAGA embraces poiLIEvre’s love for John A Macdonald-erasing Indigenous people suits them. Non-MAGA poiLIEvre fans, ask yourself if you’re comfortable standing beside that belief.

#axethetax #buildthehomes #fixthebudget #stopthecrime #canada #pierrepoilievre #cpc #conservative
#stitch with @Chico Sonidero #pierrepoilievre #johnamcdonald #canadianhistory #weirdflex #cpc #clueless #canada #canpoli #canpolitt #neverpoilievre
TikTok video by Lisa 🇨🇦
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February 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Want people to think twice before talking to you? Inspired by Howard Hughes’ infamous toenail collection, this design guarantees your peace and quiet!

Available on t-shirts, stickers, and more!
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1715...

#SocialDistancing #AbsurdHumor #WeirdFlex
June 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
feeling scattered and discombobulated all the time over nothing it must be the holiday season
November 21, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Admitting you don't apologize for being inconsiderate is crazy. #WeirdFlex
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
V D Groover

United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007 #weirdflex
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Word is, #Amazon has officially entered the online car sales market with the launch of Amazon Autos.

"A new e-commerce platform that allows customers to find, order, and purchase new vehicles."

#WeirdFlex, but ok. #Temu next then!

www.perplexity.ai/page/amazon-...

#carsales #carshopping #newcar
December 11, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Yeah, I type a lot at work. #weirdflex
April 9, 2025 at 8:21 AM