PA's Gov. Shapiro just signed an executive order directing agencies to prioritize the recruitment of federal employees, notably presenting all state positions in federal terms. Saying that an IT position is the equivalent of a GS-13 Supervisory IT Specialist is really helpful! pa.gov/content/dam/...
March 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
PA's Gov. Shapiro just signed an executive order directing agencies to prioritize the recruitment of federal employees, notably presenting all state positions in federal terms. Saying that an IT position is the equivalent of a GS-13 Supervisory IT Specialist is really helpful! pa.gov/content/dam/...
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
it's weird because Nirvana is now old whereas I am exactly the same age I was in 1992
September 28, 2026 at 12:57 AM
it's weird because Nirvana is now old whereas I am exactly the same age I was in 1992
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters.
Choose wisely.
Choose wisely.
September 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters.
Choose wisely.
Choose wisely.
Whereas Matt only wants to shag them
September 23, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Whereas Matt only wants to shag them
'The Office' was pro-office propaganda whereas 'Severance' is the realistic show about how being at the office makes you go insane
January 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
'The Office' was pro-office propaganda whereas 'Severance' is the realistic show about how being at the office makes you go insane
Whereas Mitch McConnell is doing the best.
Pete Hegseth just did the worst Lindsey Graham impression of all time
August 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Whereas Mitch McConnell is doing the best.
Criminals always return to the scene of the crime, whereas Trump never leaves it.
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Criminals always return to the scene of the crime, whereas Trump never leaves it.
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Setting up a task force to investigate why there ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
April 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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This is just like 2008 -- except that in 2008, the government was trying to stop the crash, whereas now, the government is literally causing the crash.
April 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is just like 2008 -- except that in 2008, the government was trying to stop the crash, whereas now, the government is literally causing the crash.
In 2015, Stephen Colbert decided to challenge himself, whereas Jon chose...a different path
July 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
In 2015, Stephen Colbert decided to challenge himself, whereas Jon chose...a different path
The wayward Israelites worshipped a golden calf, whereas MAGA worships a golden ass.
January 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The wayward Israelites worshipped a golden calf, whereas MAGA worships a golden ass.
whereas on the site he’s using, they’re having a meltdown because calipers are on back-order
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
whereas on the site he’s using, they’re having a meltdown because calipers are on back-order
"...whereas, slave patrols were in the United States"
January 20, 2026 at 6:14 PM
"...whereas, slave patrols were in the United States"
The thing about Twitter versus Bluesky is that the right needs liberals on Twitter to make it feel worthwhile, whereas the left doesn’t need conservatives on Bluesky to make it feel worthwhile.
November 17, 2024 at 4:08 AM
The thing about Twitter versus Bluesky is that the right needs liberals on Twitter to make it feel worthwhile, whereas the left doesn’t need conservatives on Bluesky to make it feel worthwhile.
Whereas Donald Trump spends Father's Day rage posting alone, angry at the world.
June 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Whereas Donald Trump spends Father's Day rage posting alone, angry at the world.
Odd, how Laura Loomer has to speculate about what Hell must be like, whereas anyone who has ever had to spend time with her does not.
October 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Odd, how Laura Loomer has to speculate about what Hell must be like, whereas anyone who has ever had to spend time with her does not.
One of the many differences between Joe Biden and Donald Trump is that Biden has a cancer, whereas Trump *is* a cancer.
Wishing the former one well.
Wishing the former one well.
May 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
One of the many differences between Joe Biden and Donald Trump is that Biden has a cancer, whereas Trump *is* a cancer.
Wishing the former one well.
Wishing the former one well.
Yes, because Badenoch’s was a criminal offence carrying a custodial sentence, whereas Reeves’ was not.
Badenoch says hacking into Harriet Harman's website 17 years ago 'not the same' as Reeves breaking law
Badenoch says hacking into Harriet Harman's website 17 years ago 'not the same' as Reeves breaking law
Kemi Badenoch has said hacking into Harriet Harman's website when she was younger is "not the same" as Rachel Reeves failing to get a £900 rental licence for her home.
news.sky.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yes, because Badenoch’s was a criminal offence carrying a custodial sentence, whereas Reeves’ was not.
"whereas I am very honestly up front about how much I suck from the very beginning"
September 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
"whereas I am very honestly up front about how much I suck from the very beginning"
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
The difference between them and me is that I think safeguarding the integrity of elections means protecting and expanding voting rights, whereas they think it means oppressing voting rights.
March 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The difference between them and me is that I think safeguarding the integrity of elections means protecting and expanding voting rights, whereas they think it means oppressing voting rights.
wemby is French (complimentary) whereas rudy gobert is French (derogatory)
April 20, 2026 at 3:29 AM
wemby is French (complimentary) whereas rudy gobert is French (derogatory)
The problem for West is that tweets expressing outrage are free, whereas ammunition is not.
April 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The problem for West is that tweets expressing outrage are free, whereas ammunition is not.