I’m physically average, but I have super human sarcasm and wiseassery skills. Put me in, coach!
March 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m physically average, but I have super human sarcasm and wiseassery skills. Put me in, coach!
My headcanon about Dresden from The Dresden Files is that his wiseassery in the face of authority is—in part—a very real consequence of something that is otherwise beneficial: An unusually strong, resistant will.
He can defy things others can't. He also has trouble NOT defying things 🙃
He can defy things others can't. He also has trouble NOT defying things 🙃
September 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My headcanon about Dresden from The Dresden Files is that his wiseassery in the face of authority is—in part—a very real consequence of something that is otherwise beneficial: An unusually strong, resistant will.
He can defy things others can't. He also has trouble NOT defying things 🙃
He can defy things others can't. He also has trouble NOT defying things 🙃
love the wiseassery of someone sticking that off to the side
April 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
love the wiseassery of someone sticking that off to the side
The kid & I watching the commentary for KISS KISS BANG BANG.
Love hearing Val Kilmer constantly throwing off Robert Downey Jr. & Shane Black with his rocket powered wiseassery.
Love hearing Val Kilmer constantly throwing off Robert Downey Jr. & Shane Black with his rocket powered wiseassery.
March 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The kid & I watching the commentary for KISS KISS BANG BANG.
Love hearing Val Kilmer constantly throwing off Robert Downey Jr. & Shane Black with his rocket powered wiseassery.
Love hearing Val Kilmer constantly throwing off Robert Downey Jr. & Shane Black with his rocket powered wiseassery.
I was just pondering the relative merits of "wiseassery" vs "wiseassedness" when I realized that if you use the word wiseass in The New Yorker they will put a diacritic on that shit
May 16, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I was just pondering the relative merits of "wiseassery" vs "wiseassedness" when I realized that if you use the word wiseass in The New Yorker they will put a diacritic on that shit
And even amid heated discourse, conflict, fear, uncertainty. Even as we face unplanned social encounters and we churn out wiseassery, I fully encourage everyone:
--Love yourself
--Think kind thoughts about yourself
--Dismiss critical voices
--Make affirmative decisions
--Love yourself
--Think kind thoughts about yourself
--Dismiss critical voices
--Make affirmative decisions
August 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
And even amid heated discourse, conflict, fear, uncertainty. Even as we face unplanned social encounters and we churn out wiseassery, I fully encourage everyone:
--Love yourself
--Think kind thoughts about yourself
--Dismiss critical voices
--Make affirmative decisions
--Love yourself
--Think kind thoughts about yourself
--Dismiss critical voices
--Make affirmative decisions
4 years ago on "This day in wiseassery"...
September 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
4 years ago on "This day in wiseassery"...
@noizeyjewelz.bsky.social The wiseassery of the account name compels me to follow even if you promote crypto and illuminati.
August 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
@noizeyjewelz.bsky.social The wiseassery of the account name compels me to follow even if you promote crypto and illuminati.
Seinfeld wiseassery
Costanza luck
Kramer hair and disorderliness
None of their dating success
Costanza luck
Kramer hair and disorderliness
None of their dating success
May 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Seinfeld wiseassery
Costanza luck
Kramer hair and disorderliness
None of their dating success
Costanza luck
Kramer hair and disorderliness
None of their dating success
Yes, they know his quips, wiseassery, stupid grins. But nothing about his lifetime of crookedness and cruelty.
@raquelreveals.bsky.social Did a thing about his dirty dealings overseas.
@raquelreveals.bsky.social Did a thing about his dirty dealings overseas.
August 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yes, they know his quips, wiseassery, stupid grins. But nothing about his lifetime of crookedness and cruelty.
@raquelreveals.bsky.social Did a thing about his dirty dealings overseas.
@raquelreveals.bsky.social Did a thing about his dirty dealings overseas.
I need to see about a thousand times more pranks like this. If it turns out we can't stop the fascists completely, we can at least slow them down by constantly incoveniencing them with wiseassery, vicious satire, monkeywrenching and cranky non-compliance. Let your inner snotty adolescent go wild.
March 28, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I need to see about a thousand times more pranks like this. If it turns out we can't stop the fascists completely, we can at least slow them down by constantly incoveniencing them with wiseassery, vicious satire, monkeywrenching and cranky non-compliance. Let your inner snotty adolescent go wild.
Louis Varland has made me eat crap this year for all my wiseassery about him pitching every day in the postseason, he has been beyond awesome this year and deserves zero blame when the bats keep coming up short. I am happy to take a huge L on how wrong I was about him.
I’ve got nothing but love for Louis. I don’t think he was wrong to let that grounder go, and he just missed his spot with the curve.
Again, the hitters.
Again, the hitters.
August 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Louis Varland has made me eat crap this year for all my wiseassery about him pitching every day in the postseason, he has been beyond awesome this year and deserves zero blame when the bats keep coming up short. I am happy to take a huge L on how wrong I was about him.
Just to be clear, I relate to Murderbot because I want to be left alone to watch media in a sentient space ship, not because I'm particularly murderous, or even good at anything, except maybe wiseassery.
October 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Just to be clear, I relate to Murderbot because I want to be left alone to watch media in a sentient space ship, not because I'm particularly murderous, or even good at anything, except maybe wiseassery.
If I were on the beat, I would do a podcast segment (not a whole pod) on Brian Ferentz’s career rehab and path back to a power conference OL job without any wiseassery. He’s inextricably tied to the program. But I was never good with the podcast topics.
August 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
If I were on the beat, I would do a podcast segment (not a whole pod) on Brian Ferentz’s career rehab and path back to a power conference OL job without any wiseassery. He’s inextricably tied to the program. But I was never good with the podcast topics.
I made a joking "Sex Drugs and Nagauta" comment about my impending acquisition of a biwa, and now after just enough wiseassery from family I can't stop thinking of that as the name of the act I'm gonna record as.
May 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I made a joking "Sex Drugs and Nagauta" comment about my impending acquisition of a biwa, and now after just enough wiseassery from family I can't stop thinking of that as the name of the act I'm gonna record as.
Honestly the wiseassery and irreverence of Americans will be what will save us.
August 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Honestly the wiseassery and irreverence of Americans will be what will save us.
Fox starter pack
-Puns + wiseassery
-Joint pain
-DSM
-Strategy board games
-Cheap health food
-Temptation to buy discounted junk food
-Student debt
-Misanthropy
-Black overcoat
-Horde of half-formed story ideas crawling over the brain
-Sumo fandom
-Button-down shirts
-Polyamory
-Puns + wiseassery
-Joint pain
-DSM
-Strategy board games
-Cheap health food
-Temptation to buy discounted junk food
-Student debt
-Misanthropy
-Black overcoat
-Horde of half-formed story ideas crawling over the brain
-Sumo fandom
-Button-down shirts
-Polyamory
Lilly starter pack
-Anxiety
-Matcha latte
-Fear of being late but inability to be on time
-Undiagnosed something
-Dice
-Constant eepiness
-Cat hair covered clothes
-Bones
-Hair dye: orange
-Silk pillow case
-Noise cancelling headphones
-A sweet treat
-Camera
-Anxiety
-Matcha latte
-Fear of being late but inability to be on time
-Undiagnosed something
-Dice
-Constant eepiness
-Cat hair covered clothes
-Bones
-Hair dye: orange
-Silk pillow case
-Noise cancelling headphones
-A sweet treat
-Camera
DD starter pack
• Monster Energy Coffee
• chronic pain
• barefoot running shoes
• 1 copy of Save the Cat
• OCD
▪︎ Bipolar depressive disorder
• 1 gym pass
• 1 crunchy roll subscription
• D&D 3.5 SRD rules
• 1 slow cooker
• Monster Energy Coffee
• chronic pain
• barefoot running shoes
• 1 copy of Save the Cat
• OCD
▪︎ Bipolar depressive disorder
• 1 gym pass
• 1 crunchy roll subscription
• D&D 3.5 SRD rules
• 1 slow cooker
November 25, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Fox starter pack
-Puns + wiseassery
-Joint pain
-DSM
-Strategy board games
-Cheap health food
-Temptation to buy discounted junk food
-Student debt
-Misanthropy
-Black overcoat
-Horde of half-formed story ideas crawling over the brain
-Sumo fandom
-Button-down shirts
-Polyamory
-Puns + wiseassery
-Joint pain
-DSM
-Strategy board games
-Cheap health food
-Temptation to buy discounted junk food
-Student debt
-Misanthropy
-Black overcoat
-Horde of half-formed story ideas crawling over the brain
-Sumo fandom
-Button-down shirts
-Polyamory
#AprilAdventure
It depends on the tone of the story. After all their pain, development, and wiseassery, the Prophecies MCs deserve a happy ending. StS will get a somber, open-ended ending that reflects Seff's personal growth. Grinks & Co. will have a very happy ending.
#WritingCommunity #WriteSky
It depends on the tone of the story. After all their pain, development, and wiseassery, the Prophecies MCs deserve a happy ending. StS will get a somber, open-ended ending that reflects Seff's personal growth. Grinks & Co. will have a very happy ending.
#WritingCommunity #WriteSky
Day 29 of #AprilAdventure, the prompt game for #Writers and ( #TTRPG ) storytellers.
After all they've been through, do your heroes at least get a happy end?
#WritingCommunity #WriteSky
After all they've been through, do your heroes at least get a happy end?
#WritingCommunity #WriteSky
April 29, 2026 at 10:55 PM
#AprilAdventure
It depends on the tone of the story. After all their pain, development, and wiseassery, the Prophecies MCs deserve a happy ending. StS will get a somber, open-ended ending that reflects Seff's personal growth. Grinks & Co. will have a very happy ending.
#WritingCommunity #WriteSky
It depends on the tone of the story. After all their pain, development, and wiseassery, the Prophecies MCs deserve a happy ending. StS will get a somber, open-ended ending that reflects Seff's personal growth. Grinks & Co. will have a very happy ending.
#WritingCommunity #WriteSky
The desperation Alice's family must feel... All wiseassery aside, why don't people just get a blasted divorce?! I found it *very* satisfying when I got mine. I couldn't live with taking someone's life, not even my exhole's. What the hell is wrong with people?? #Dateline
April 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The desperation Alice's family must feel... All wiseassery aside, why don't people just get a blasted divorce?! I found it *very* satisfying when I got mine. I couldn't live with taking someone's life, not even my exhole's. What the hell is wrong with people?? #Dateline
A day may come when the wiseassery of me fails, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY.
November 3, 2024 at 2:24 PM
A day may come when the wiseassery of me fails, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY.
When you said "bread and water soup" I thought it was just wiseassery about eating bread and drinking water.
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
When you said "bread and water soup" I thought it was just wiseassery about eating bread and drinking water.
easy vote for the Surfers' sun-damaged slacker-Beat wiseassery here, in memory of a hot Phoenix drive when i was startled into Proustian reverie by a radio throwback evoking exactly the small-town desert rowdies i was terrified of as a small Arizona child. subpar work from SA and TB, assume CB safe.
July 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
easy vote for the Surfers' sun-damaged slacker-Beat wiseassery here, in memory of a hot Phoenix drive when i was startled into Proustian reverie by a radio throwback evoking exactly the small-town desert rowdies i was terrified of as a small Arizona child. subpar work from SA and TB, assume CB safe.
This day in Facebook wiseassery...
May 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This day in Facebook wiseassery...
Curmudgeonous wiseassery
October 13, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Curmudgeonous wiseassery