#wittertainment
delighted to have won the inaugural Wittertainment Peace Prize tonight, ty @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social truly honoured beyond words
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hello to Jason Isaacs. #Wittertainment #FThisMovieFest
March 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Wait! Are you a member of the Church of Wittertainment too? Hello to Jason Isaacs?
September 29, 2026 at 11:27 AM
😂 More Wittertainment merch anyone?
Now you can wet yourself laughing at the podcast, anxiety free! 🩲

More lolz in the latest show 🤡

+ A new one coming later this week 🙌

🎧 Listen ➡️ pod.fo/e/2e4352
June 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Wassail! It’s a #TheArchers and #Wittertainment cross-over!
August 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Have you checked the Wittertainment app?
January 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Thanks Dave. Think I'll get back into some wittertainment now.
September 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Toby Jones or no be Jones #wittertainment
October 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
September 20, 2026 at 4:32 PM
1. No Eating
2. No slurping
3. No rustling
4. No irresponsible parents
5. No hobbies
6. No talking
7. No mobile phone usage
8. No kicking of seats
9. No arriving late
10. No shoe removal

Wittertainment Code of Conduct

@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social

It’s the only way to travel. A “Hello to Jason Isaacs” tee shirt and a full fruit based device of wittertainment
July 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I hope you said "hello" to him!
#wittertainment @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
People replying to @mooseallain.bsky.social with cardboard cutouts reminds me there used to be a life size cardboard cutout of Kofi Annan in one of the BBC World Service news studios. And of course the Wittertainment Hitchcock…
April 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
A rarely seen Wittertainment reference right in front of me #HTJI
Due to Snooker from Chilcot, it's a #totp sandwich tonight, but if you can make it to about 22.30, Kenicke are playing one of the most joyous songs ever written 🚗
January 16, 2026 at 9:36 AM
@kermodemovie.bsky.social Where does this sit in the wittertainment code of conduct?
September 19, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Didn't think we'd see a Kermode Klassic again and that the era of the great rant was over as he softens with age.

Was wrong - this Melania review on @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social rivals the best of earlier wittertainment eras... 💯

youtu.be/DTyUni8dbkE?...
Mark Kermode reviews Melania
YouTube video by Kermode and Mayo's Take
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Imho every cinemagoer should be made to sign a copy of the Wittertainment Code of Conduct upon entry.
November 25, 2024 at 1:49 PM
No of course the film hasn't started. I'm a fully code compliant member of the Wittertainment congregation #htji
July 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I'm at the late night, double feature, picture show. Kind of. Late for me and right now we have the place to ourselves. I will follow the code as soon as it starts. #wittertainment
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
@jroberts332.bsky.social I’m sure I’m not the first, but congratulations on your enshrinement in the Church of Wittertainment!
January 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Jack you're a fellow follower of wittertainment. I knew there was a reason I liked you when I first saw your posts on Bluesky ...
June 27, 2026 at 7:00 AM
@kermodemovie.bsky.social @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social what comments are you going to make on the news that Steven Knight will write the new a James Bond to be directed by Denis Villeneuve (hope I spelt that correctly).

#wittertainment #kermode #kermodeandmayo #jamesbond
August 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
This morning's sermon.
If you can get ancient history in your sermons, obviously you should, lol.

🕯️✝️
This, too, shall pass. A sermon for the fourth Sunday of Advent — Hannah Swithinbank
(with thanks to Simon Mayo and Mark Kermode’s Wittertainment and to Tom Hanks) The readings this morning were: Isaiah 7:10-16; Romans 1:1-7; Matthew 1:18 to end.
hannahswithinbank.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wittertainment!
March 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Also nice Wittertainment callback
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM