Behold my new worktops and extractor fan!!
August 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Behold my new worktops and extractor fan!!
March 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Told a friend it's easier for me to bring my own food, because of my recently found food allergies/intolerances, when I'm occasionally invited to tea. Really the only thing I'm intolerant of is her letting her cat all over the kitchen worktops while she's preparing food.
July 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Told a friend it's easier for me to bring my own food, because of my recently found food allergies/intolerances, when I'm occasionally invited to tea. Really the only thing I'm intolerant of is her letting her cat all over the kitchen worktops while she's preparing food.
The Ladybird ‘dream kitchen’
(As pictured in John Bull Magazine, 1953)
(As pictured in John Bull Magazine, 1953)
April 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The Ladybird ‘dream kitchen’
(As pictured in John Bull Magazine, 1953)
(As pictured in John Bull Magazine, 1953)
Changed up my worktops today. Absolutely DIYing.
January 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Changed up my worktops today. Absolutely DIYing.
#Silicosis - tragic but sadly predictable news.
Why I have been pushing two successive - and resisting governments for action
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Why I have been pushing two successive - and resisting governments for action
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Dad dies after being told he had weeks to live from years of cutting worktops
Father-of-three Marek Marzec, 48, has died after an illness caused by lethal dust from cutting quartz kitchen worktops left him 'unable to breathe and in terrible pain'
www.mirror.co.uk
December 20, 2024 at 3:49 PM
#Silicosis - tragic but sadly predictable news.
Why I have been pushing two successive - and resisting governments for action
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Why I have been pushing two successive - and resisting governments for action
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
From drug-smuggling SEND bosses and killer kitchen worktops to AI “experts” duping the media, the Paul Foot Award longlist shows the strength and range of journalism in 2026.
➡️ Find out who made the list: private-eye.co.uk/paul-foot-aw...
➡️ Find out who made the list: private-eye.co.uk/paul-foot-aw...
April 29, 2026 at 10:01 AM
From drug-smuggling SEND bosses and killer kitchen worktops to AI “experts” duping the media, the Paul Foot Award longlist shows the strength and range of journalism in 2026.
➡️ Find out who made the list: private-eye.co.uk/paul-foot-aw...
➡️ Find out who made the list: private-eye.co.uk/paul-foot-aw...
I can’t deal with how messy the #BBUK house always looks. These people live like tramps - clothes on the floor, food all over the worktops. I just couldn’t hack it.
September 25, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I can’t deal with how messy the #BBUK house always looks. These people live like tramps - clothes on the floor, food all over the worktops. I just couldn’t hack it.
omg I did not know this. Quartz worktops are killing young workers. It has already been banned in Australia.
news.sky.com/story/new-ru...
news.sky.com/story/new-ru...
New rules to stop killer kitchen deaths - but should quartz worktops be banned outright?
Stoneworkers who cut quartz for kitchen worktops are at risk of contracting silicosis, an irreversible, long-term lung disease. The UK has recorded more than 50 confirmed cases and four deaths from si...
news.sky.com
August 12, 2026 at 6:16 AM
omg I did not know this. Quartz worktops are killing young workers. It has already been banned in Australia.
news.sky.com/story/new-ru...
news.sky.com/story/new-ru...
Me asking the skateboading maid if she can shred some lettuce and she starts grinding on the kitchen worktops.
July 23, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Me asking the skateboading maid if she can shred some lettuce and she starts grinding on the kitchen worktops.
Watched some Netflix crime bullshit and a school teacher was living in a detached Grand-Designs architectural triumph with granite worktops in a picturesque village. Nah mate
The same way everyone on British TV has a nice car and a detached house and works in an office. Unless they are the butt of the joke, and a tiny amount are by working class writers.
September 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Watched some Netflix crime bullshit and a school teacher was living in a detached Grand-Designs architectural triumph with granite worktops in a picturesque village. Nah mate
And this is Tabitha, she's in our counter fraud division
*Whispers* if she tries to sell you any kitchen worktops, do NOT give her any money
*Whispers* if she tries to sell you any kitchen worktops, do NOT give her any money
May 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
And this is Tabitha, she's in our counter fraud division
*Whispers* if she tries to sell you any kitchen worktops, do NOT give her any money
*Whispers* if she tries to sell you any kitchen worktops, do NOT give her any money
And this morning the Shed is a great kitchen, with granite worktops, copper pans and a blackened stone fireplace large enough to hold two roasting oxen...
February 29, 2024 at 10:11 AM
And this morning the Shed is a great kitchen, with granite worktops, copper pans and a blackened stone fireplace large enough to hold two roasting oxen...
Lovely ASDA delivery man brought all my groceries in and emptied the crates out onto the worktops for me 🥹
May 31, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Lovely ASDA delivery man brought all my groceries in and emptied the crates out onto the worktops for me 🥹
5 days. Learned how to wrap kitchen doors and worktops.
Most painting and all rewiring by clutch,
WE ARE POOPED! X.x
Most painting and all rewiring by clutch,
WE ARE POOPED! X.x
March 27, 2026 at 3:39 PM
5 days. Learned how to wrap kitchen doors and worktops.
Most painting and all rewiring by clutch,
WE ARE POOPED! X.x
Most painting and all rewiring by clutch,
WE ARE POOPED! X.x
Storage units going onto the new shack. Solid wood worktops next once final sizes are decided.
January 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Storage units going onto the new shack. Solid wood worktops next once final sizes are decided.
Joe Duggan (i paper) told the story of workers who have suffered and even died of silicosis after cutting quartz kitchen worktops without sufficient protection. The reporting has been followed by a criminal investigation into one death and the tabling of a bill outlawing unsafe quartz cutting.
May 25, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Joe Duggan (i paper) told the story of workers who have suffered and even died of silicosis after cutting quartz kitchen worktops without sufficient protection. The reporting has been followed by a criminal investigation into one death and the tabling of a bill outlawing unsafe quartz cutting.
I won’t sit on any worktops, I promise!
November 5, 2023 at 5:20 PM
I won’t sit on any worktops, I promise!
Ever wish you hadn’t started a job?
August 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ever wish you hadn’t started a job?
Good morning, troops.
Worktops being fitted today.
And, unrelated, I'm off to have needles stuck in my legs and electrical impulses sent through them. Deep joy.
Worktops being fitted today.
And, unrelated, I'm off to have needles stuck in my legs and electrical impulses sent through them. Deep joy.
December 23, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Good morning, troops.
Worktops being fitted today.
And, unrelated, I'm off to have needles stuck in my legs and electrical impulses sent through them. Deep joy.
Worktops being fitted today.
And, unrelated, I'm off to have needles stuck in my legs and electrical impulses sent through them. Deep joy.
August 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
About a decade ago I found a website for BOLLOCK ENTERPRISES - a US kitchen worktops company, hence their website bollocktops.com - which caused much amusement to everyone in the UK I showed it to.
Anyway, went to look again and FOR SOME REASON they now geo-block access from the UK
Anyway, went to look again and FOR SOME REASON they now geo-block access from the UK
February 26, 2026 at 1:15 PM
About a decade ago I found a website for BOLLOCK ENTERPRISES - a US kitchen worktops company, hence their website bollocktops.com - which caused much amusement to everyone in the UK I showed it to.
Anyway, went to look again and FOR SOME REASON they now geo-block access from the UK
Anyway, went to look again and FOR SOME REASON they now geo-block access from the UK
New kitchen cabinets and worktops installed. Tomorrow the tiler will arrive to add a splash back tying up the cupboards to the worktops 👍🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🍜🍽️
January 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
New kitchen cabinets and worktops installed. Tomorrow the tiler will arrive to add a splash back tying up the cupboards to the worktops 👍🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🍜🍽️