#zeroGRIT
Here at Capodon industries, we aren’t just limited to a social media platform 😳📝🫡

We aim to maximize shareholder value in a plethora of ways‼️📈

We have just created a fully waterproof 35mm film case to help the #simpletons who have a #SkillIssue with getting their film wet 💀🤣🫵🏼 #ZeroGRIT

#GRITmode
April 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Using Mastodon in the big 2025 is like using Edsby instead of Canvas 🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

I think the MS devs need to stop people from creating servers on there - because honestly, who is seeing it 💀💀🤣🤣

Imagine clout chasing on an irrelevant platform… couldn’t be me 🤣🫵🏼

Mastodon is a #ZeroGRIT platform‼️
April 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Some would say that #Mastodon is one #Irrelevant elephant‼️

🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

Imagine using such a #Irrelevant and #Useless platform like Mastodon in the big ‘25 and actually thinking that you have any ounce of influence on the TL 💀💀💀

🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

#ZeroGRIT
#MicroGRIT
#MSDevsDownBad
#Capodon
June 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You know what REALLY #GrindsMyGears⁉️

People who write ✍️ like wannabe Shakespeares. You ain’t poetic‼️ You just have run-on sentences‼️

Like fr, it’s a comedic tragedy that we have to read your 🧢, while suffering from the fact you couldn’t use Grammarly‼️

#ZeroGRIT #ZeroAura
May 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Coincidence? or Coinci-GRIT ⁉️

I am in town for the #ShareholderValueConvention and decided to rip some dirty trails @ Mt St #GRIT afterwards‼️😎🤙🏼🫡

The #bapples took the edge off after a long hike and a long week of maximizing shareholder value‼️📈

Anish and I were #noticing that YOU 🫵🏼 have #zeroGRIT
Wow…wow…WOW‼️🤩 I was at Mt. St #GRIT and I heard something‼️ At first, I thought I #Noticed 📝📊🤙 #BigFoot, but it wasn’t even #GRITFoot …IT WAS JGRIT‼️

And he brought TWO BAPPLES…IN THIS ECONOMY⁉️🫡 #VeryGrateful as I was #Parched from a #VeryLong hike‼️ Ty jgrit for leading w/ #Dignity‼️🤙😎

#AllGRIT
August 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
#ZeroGRIT and #ZeroDignity behavior⁉️😳

Standing up IMMEDIATELY after the plane reaches the gate if you’re seated outside of the first 10 rows.

If YOU 🫵🏼 do this, what are YOU 🫵🏼 thinking⁉️ It looks like someone is a little #Impatient 🤣🫵🏼 what are you? Five⁉️

#Grow up and wait YOUR🫵🏼 turn like an adult‼️
July 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Typical #ZeroGRIT behavior from Ohio‼️

Imagine not having ANY #Dignity or #SelfRespect to not post the score of a football game that YOU 🫵🏼 lost fair and square‼️🤣🫵🏼

OSU is a #ZeroDignity institution and the football team is led by a #Disasterclass coach in Ryan #BornOnThirdBase Day 🤣🫵🏼🤣🫵🏼🤣🫵🏼

#Classless
July 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The Dallas Stars have #ZeroDignity firing Pete DeBoer‼️

Imagine doing your job, maximizing shareholder value to the fullest - and your boss fires you because you’re “underperforming”🧐💀

I’m #Noticing that this is UNACCEPTABLE behavior for large corporations to fire hard working employees‼️

#ZeroGRIT
NEWS: The Stars have announced the firing of HC Pete DeBoer.

Dallas made the West Final in all three years under DeBoer, but failed to advance to the Stanley Cup Final each time.
June 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
#WWYD in this scenario⁉️⁉️⁉️

All I see in this image is a #SkillIssue waiting to happen by getting the film wet 💀🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼

Some of YOU 🫵🏼 need to “Get a grip” on your rolls of film‼️🎞️ and get a grip on your life because quite frankly, having wet film is a #Disasterclass and #Disgrace

#ZeroGRIT
May 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Let’s see… do you think that these are properly #Exposed ⁉️⁉️⁉️

#LComposition
#DevelopedAtCVS
#ZeroGRIT
#Disasterclass
May 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I’m #Noticing some of YOU 🫵🏼 are #Struggling with BASIC photography principles 💀💀

I mean seriously are we shooting at F22 at 200,000 ISO⁉️⁉️ Zero Bokeh, zero points interest, and most importantly #ZeroGRIT

Not to mention the #SkillIssue with keeping your Portra 400 dry

#Disasterclass
#DivelopedAtCVS
May 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
While still red 🔴❌📉, me and my team have made massive strides in the last few hours to maximize shareholder value‼️📈🫡.

For those who aren’t doing their part, YOU 🫵🏼 can pack your things in a cardboard box and label it #ZeroGRIT because you couldn’t handle a little turbulence 💀🤣🫵🏼

#DailyDividens
April 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
People out here weeping over Linux like it’s going through a breakup 💀🤣🫵🏼

#ZeroGRIT, just full-on mental illness on full display.

Acting like a kernel with 900 distros and zero plug-and-play is a war hero. 💀💀💀

Y’all take daily L’s anyway. Apt-get install some dignity - and maybe some #GRIT 🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼
April 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
#FridayRant

I’m furious at what I’ve witnessed in the office today. Everyday I come into the office with the mindset that we are here to maximize shareholder value. Instead, half the floor is watching The Masters like they’re personally caddying at Augusta.

#ZeroGRIT
April 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Still crying about that job you didn’t get 7+ years ago?

🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼 You have no #GRIT.

Just think…they hired someone, fired them, and the company has a meme coin now! 💀💀

Meanwhile, you’re still down bad posting like it was a breakup 🤣🫵🏼.

#ZeroGRIT
April 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You know what REALLY #GrindsMyGears ⚙️⁉️ When I #Notice 📝📊🤙 kids, during the academic year, say “Oh I wanna use my PlayStation today‼️🤙” 😱

That is NOT ❌ where 🫵 YOU 🫵 should be STATIONED 📌 while DEPLOYED on the #AcademicMission 📚🫡‼️😨

#DoBetter 🥱
#NoDignity 🤕
#ZeroGRIT 0️⃣
#NoMotion ❌🏎️
#DisasterClass 🤐
September 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
In Port Angeles, we were looking to re-fuel our motor-vehicle. We #Noticed 📝📊🤙 the ARCO and Chevron were open, BUT NOT THE SHELL ⁉️😱

That Shell’s owner #SavedFace & #ShirkedResponsibility by hiding in a shell 🐚 — when SHAREHOLDER VALUE could’ve been CREATED‼️

#DoBetter
#NoDignity
#ZeroGRIT
August 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
For example, my very existence as a moderately young, moderately successful creator of shareholder value makes *some* #Simpletons sappy‼️ Thus making them choose to not #Educate 📚 themselves about the 10 elements of #Dignity and get their film wet‼️😱

#DisasterClass
#ZeroGRIT
#NoDignity
#DoBetter
August 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
When I’m at a Fourth of July 🇺🇸🦅🗽 event and #Notice 📝📊🤙 people engaging in harmful and demeaning gossip about our shareholders‼️😳

The lack of #Civility & #Respect ‼️

#NoDignity
#DisasterClass
#ZeroGRIT
July 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Them: “🫵 YOU 🫵 just don’t #Acknowledge and #Understand our #Perspective‼️”

How the shareholders, my team and I are #Noticing 📝📊🤙 their #Perspective : …😳

#NoDignity
#ZeroGRIT
#NoAura
#NoMotion
June 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
#Noticing 📝📊🤙 chatter from the office yinzers bout the Steelers signing Rodgers‼️

Is 🫵 YOUR 🫵 relevancy clock like the Mayans and ended in 2012⁉️ Obama for a 2nd term⁉️ Biggest Transformer Model is Optimus Prime⁉️

Stop 🛑 the #InternetExplorer chatter & FOCUS on creating SHAREHOLDER VALUE‼️

#ZeroGRIT
June 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You know what #GrindsMyGears ⚙️⁉️ Costco Gas Station ⛽️ #Simpletons ‼️

“Oh my fuel door is on the left side — Imma use the left side pumps only ✨🧠💭✨”

Ik *some* of 🫵 YOU 🫵 aren’t intellectuals w/ 4+ degrees like me, but you can pull the pump to the other side yanno⁉️‼️

#ZeroGRIT
#NoAura
#NoMotion 🏎️
June 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I 💯% #Agree with what you #Noticed 📝📊🤙 here jgrit‼️😳

Fr tho, who wakes up and says:

“Like, flex on you haters, hi haters

This is my world so it's all in my favor”

And then goes on the MASTODON TL TO FLEX⁉️ IN THE BIG 25⁉️ 🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵

“Erase Your Social” fam‼️ Nobody is #Noticing 📝📊🤙‼️ 🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣

#ZeroGRIT
Did YOU🫵🏼 know this #FendiFact ⁉️

Mastodon’s went extinct over 10,000 years ago‼️‼️😳😳

It gives me #SomethingToPonder as there are very few people who use #Mastodon as their main social media platform 💀🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼

Those people need a #RealityCheck - as much like the species, that platform is #Irrelevant ‼️💀🤣🫵🏼
June 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
They received multiple #VeryConcerning reports from both parents and children, about their disturbing and disruptive behaviour.

They informed the couple that only those who grasp all ten elements of leading w/ #Dignity could grasp any of the stuffed animals‼️😳

#ZeroGRIT
#Scenes
#DignityLessons
June 8, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Lotta chitchat in the office today about what’s been going on Truth Social & X‼️ #VeryIrrelevant & #Unprofessional in the #LearningEnviornment ‼️

The only Truth 🫵 YOU 🫵 should be SOCIAL about is how we’ll ensure we met X-Pectations & POSTED massive gains in shareholder value this quarter‼️

#ZeroGRIT
June 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM